Hello again! I promised two chapters today! Here's the third song...
3.Hello, Little Boy
(Shippou is walking in the woods to bring the remaining treats to his grandfather; played by Myouga. Miroku pops out on stage in a wolf suit...all anatomically correct...shudder...)
Miroku: good day young man!
Shippou: good day Mr. Wolf!
Miroku: Whither away so hurriedly?
Shippou: To my Grandfather's.
Miroku: And what might be in your basket?
(sniffs basket, then his torso)
Shippou: Bread and wine, so Grandfather will have something good to make him strong.
Miroku: And where might your grandfather live?
(Inuyasha appears behind a tree and eavesdrops)
Shippou: A good quarter of a league further in the woods; his house stands under three large oak trees.
Miroku: Mmmh.. Unhh... (a/n...get your minds out of the gutter! It's not like he's cleaning his pipes or anything!) Look at that flesh, pink and plump. Hello, little boy... Tender and fresh, not one lump. Hello, little boy... This one's especially lush, Delicious... Mmmh... Hello, little boy, what's your rush? You're missing fuzzy bunnies. The sun still very sunny, Take your time.
Shippou: Mother said, "Straight ahead," Not to delay or be misled.
Miroku: But slow, little boy, Hark! And hush-- the birds are singing sweetly. You'll miss the birds completely, You're traveling so fleetly. Grandfather first, then this plump... What a delectable couple: Utter perfection, one brittle, one supple-- One moment, my dear--!
Shippou: Mother said, "Come what may, Follow the path and never stray."
Miroku: Just so, little boy-- any path. So many worth exploring. Just one would be so boring. And look what you're ignoring... Think of those crisp, aging bones, Then something fresh on the palate. Think of that scrumptious carnality twice in one day--! there's no possible way to describe what you feel When you're talking to your meal!
Shippou: Mother said not to stray. Still, I suppose, a small delay... Grandda might like a fresh blue jay... Goodbye, Mr. Wolf.
Miroku: Goodbye, little boy. And hello... [howls]
*****alright...this was originally a girl, so it worked better...but I modified it in a way I thought good...y'know...shippou and candy?...but no! miroku is NOT gay...so it's very straightforward here, he's just looking for supper. And with what shippou is collecting? Myouga's a flea in the manga...he'd want blood! Not the flowers originally collected! 'k?
by the way...did you know that the story of little red ridinghood was to warn young girls about the dangers of the city? Just a random fact. Ta!
3.Hello, Little Boy
(Shippou is walking in the woods to bring the remaining treats to his grandfather; played by Myouga. Miroku pops out on stage in a wolf suit...all anatomically correct...shudder...)
Miroku: good day young man!
Shippou: good day Mr. Wolf!
Miroku: Whither away so hurriedly?
Shippou: To my Grandfather's.
Miroku: And what might be in your basket?
(sniffs basket, then his torso)
Shippou: Bread and wine, so Grandfather will have something good to make him strong.
Miroku: And where might your grandfather live?
(Inuyasha appears behind a tree and eavesdrops)
Shippou: A good quarter of a league further in the woods; his house stands under three large oak trees.
Miroku: Mmmh.. Unhh... (a/n...get your minds out of the gutter! It's not like he's cleaning his pipes or anything!) Look at that flesh, pink and plump. Hello, little boy... Tender and fresh, not one lump. Hello, little boy... This one's especially lush, Delicious... Mmmh... Hello, little boy, what's your rush? You're missing fuzzy bunnies. The sun still very sunny, Take your time.
Shippou: Mother said, "Straight ahead," Not to delay or be misled.
Miroku: But slow, little boy, Hark! And hush-- the birds are singing sweetly. You'll miss the birds completely, You're traveling so fleetly. Grandfather first, then this plump... What a delectable couple: Utter perfection, one brittle, one supple-- One moment, my dear--!
Shippou: Mother said, "Come what may, Follow the path and never stray."
Miroku: Just so, little boy-- any path. So many worth exploring. Just one would be so boring. And look what you're ignoring... Think of those crisp, aging bones, Then something fresh on the palate. Think of that scrumptious carnality twice in one day--! there's no possible way to describe what you feel When you're talking to your meal!
Shippou: Mother said not to stray. Still, I suppose, a small delay... Grandda might like a fresh blue jay... Goodbye, Mr. Wolf.
Miroku: Goodbye, little boy. And hello... [howls]
*****alright...this was originally a girl, so it worked better...but I modified it in a way I thought good...y'know...shippou and candy?...but no! miroku is NOT gay...so it's very straightforward here, he's just looking for supper. And with what shippou is collecting? Myouga's a flea in the manga...he'd want blood! Not the flowers originally collected! 'k?
by the way...did you know that the story of little red ridinghood was to warn young girls about the dangers of the city? Just a random fact. Ta!