Here's the story of the goddess Hera,

Who's home was the grandest in the world.

Her husband was the King of Heaven,

The thunderbolt he hurled.

But this Zeus guy happened to be shady.

None of the children were really Hera's own.

They were all born of other women,

And still lived in her home.

Till the one day when Hera got a suspicion,

But she knew that it was much more than a hunch.

That her husband had long been out and cheating.

That's the way they all became a Sorry Bunch.

A Sorry Bunch.

A Sorry Bunch.

That's the way they became a Sorry Bunch.

(And Hermes as Alice!)