The Best Day Ever!
Once upon a time in land named St. Paul Minnesota there was a group of 3 teens named Matt, Dani, & Jessie. They went to a WWE house show together. Well they got to there seats which were pretty kick ass by the way. So as the 2 girls were reading the Divas swim suit magazine they took from Matt & getting unusual looks from the guys walking by then Dani had an idea.
"I know! Let's go down to the ring to get a picture right by the ring." She said.
"Good idea!" said the other 2.
Well they try to walk down to the floor when a guy that looks like a mix of Booker T & Sean Paul stopped them.
"You can't go down here with out a ticket." said Mr. Wannabeperson.
Well they told him they just wanted a picture & he could go with them but he said no. So they all went back to there seats before the show was about to start. Well all was going well till the match of Y2J vs. Christian & his big ears. Well Christian started to hit Y2J in the face & Jessie couldn't take it any more. So she got up & ran in the ring & hit Christian with a chair & scenes it was the sexy Ref he really didn't care 'cuz he hated Christian & his big ass ears.
"You saved me!" said Y2J as he hugged Jessie.
"Ahh it was nuttin I couldn't let him hurt your pretty face!" She said blushing.
"Wow! I think I love you!" He said as they hopped on his white horse (Which was weirdly enough parked by the ring) & went out the door into the sunset.
"That was pretty cool...." Dani said as Matt nodded. Well then all of a sudden Mr. Wannabeperson told them to get up 'cuz he had to show some stupid people that they had the wrong seats. Well that made Dani mad thinking the next match would be like Matt or Edge or some one like that. Well all of these people walking past them making it impossible to see was kinda pissing Dani off 'cuz she was too short to see any thing any ways. So when Mr. Wannabeperson finally walked back Dani 'accidentally' kicked him.
"HEY YOU KICKED ME!" He yelled.
"NO I DIDN'T!" She said.
"LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!"
"NUH HU!"
"UH HUH!"
"You suck go away!" Dani said.
"Make me!"
So just as Dani was about to get kicked out Edge came running down the isle to stop him.
"You can't through her about Booker wannabe!"
"She kicked me!"
"Did not!"
"Liar!"
"Stop calling me that!"
"Hey if she said she didn't do it she didn't!" Edge said.
"What makes you so sure?" said Mr. Guy.
"Because I love her!"
"COOL!" said Dani.
So then Edge speared the bad guy & picked her up in his arms & they ran away to Alabama to get married 'cuz age is the last thing they have to worry about there.
"Damn why is every one leaving me!" Matt complained. Till he was informed that he would the special guest ref in the match between Lita & Victoria vs. Molly & Gail Kim. So he was a very happy guy. Then later him Lita & Trish all went clubbing & then to Michigan were bigamy is legal & got married.
THE END!
Once upon a time in land named St. Paul Minnesota there was a group of 3 teens named Matt, Dani, & Jessie. They went to a WWE house show together. Well they got to there seats which were pretty kick ass by the way. So as the 2 girls were reading the Divas swim suit magazine they took from Matt & getting unusual looks from the guys walking by then Dani had an idea.
"I know! Let's go down to the ring to get a picture right by the ring." She said.
"Good idea!" said the other 2.
Well they try to walk down to the floor when a guy that looks like a mix of Booker T & Sean Paul stopped them.
"You can't go down here with out a ticket." said Mr. Wannabeperson.
Well they told him they just wanted a picture & he could go with them but he said no. So they all went back to there seats before the show was about to start. Well all was going well till the match of Y2J vs. Christian & his big ears. Well Christian started to hit Y2J in the face & Jessie couldn't take it any more. So she got up & ran in the ring & hit Christian with a chair & scenes it was the sexy Ref he really didn't care 'cuz he hated Christian & his big ass ears.
"You saved me!" said Y2J as he hugged Jessie.
"Ahh it was nuttin I couldn't let him hurt your pretty face!" She said blushing.
"Wow! I think I love you!" He said as they hopped on his white horse (Which was weirdly enough parked by the ring) & went out the door into the sunset.
"That was pretty cool...." Dani said as Matt nodded. Well then all of a sudden Mr. Wannabeperson told them to get up 'cuz he had to show some stupid people that they had the wrong seats. Well that made Dani mad thinking the next match would be like Matt or Edge or some one like that. Well all of these people walking past them making it impossible to see was kinda pissing Dani off 'cuz she was too short to see any thing any ways. So when Mr. Wannabeperson finally walked back Dani 'accidentally' kicked him.
"HEY YOU KICKED ME!" He yelled.
"NO I DIDN'T!" She said.
"LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!"
"NUH HU!"
"UH HUH!"
"You suck go away!" Dani said.
"Make me!"
So just as Dani was about to get kicked out Edge came running down the isle to stop him.
"You can't through her about Booker wannabe!"
"She kicked me!"
"Did not!"
"Liar!"
"Stop calling me that!"
"Hey if she said she didn't do it she didn't!" Edge said.
"What makes you so sure?" said Mr. Guy.
"Because I love her!"
"COOL!" said Dani.
So then Edge speared the bad guy & picked her up in his arms & they ran away to Alabama to get married 'cuz age is the last thing they have to worry about there.
"Damn why is every one leaving me!" Matt complained. Till he was informed that he would the special guest ref in the match between Lita & Victoria vs. Molly & Gail Kim. So he was a very happy guy. Then later him Lita & Trish all went clubbing & then to Michigan were bigamy is legal & got married.
THE END!