DISCLAIMER: I do not own Trigun. I'm merely summarizing it in this poem that came to my head. Though it wouldn't be so bad if I did.

Vash the Stampede

Walking swiftly through the blazing heat,

This beautiful creature no man can beat.

A red coat flowing in the humid breeze,

A pesky black cat everyone sees.

A gentle creature that will always win,

Aways being taunted by his deadly twin.

Big tears when anybody is hurt,

You cause any bloodshed, your face is in the dirt.

A huge, beautiful angel that can be used,

When someone's power is being abused.

Two annoying insurance agents follow him everywhere,

Most of the time, he doesn't care.

Hitting on women that are around,

Then he gets rejected, and called a hound.

Regretful because he destroyed July,

People scream and run when he walks by.

Always demonstrating love and peace,

Crossing his fingers, he never seems to cease!

Trying to destroy his brother's demon seed,

Low and behold! Its Vash the Stampede!

By: Quinn91