Oh the Irony 4
Witches, Ditches, and Side Stitches
Okay...I'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!! Muahahahah I have a headache right now and for some odd reason the pain is giving me a twisted sense of humor. This will probably be one of the funnier chapters; I think the rest of the story going to be a bit more angsty.
Disclaimer. If you don't know this crap by now, I really am not going to tell you.
Quote: Clothes make the man; naked people have little or no influence in society. ~ Mark Twain
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"Why that furry, arrogant, ear scratching, flee infested, butt sniffing, perverted, egotistical, mutt!" (an: this is the headache talking) "How dare he! Like he has any right to tell me what to do, not to mention watch me while I'm bathing. I don't care what he says I'm going home."
"Butt...sniffing...Kagome really." A slight nervous twitch took up residence in her right eye, as the aforementioned spawn of the devil spoke to her from behind. Was it just her or did he have a problem with eavesdropping. Of course she was talking to her herself out load a lot lately. (Note to self, do not talk to self.Dern!) (an: dern is not a misspelling, it sounds better that way)
"Look Inuyasha, I may not be able to subdue you anymore, but I can make your life miserable without them."
He gave her an absolutely skeptical look. "Oh really.I doubt that, a weakling like you."
Red, bright blood red, flashed before the mikos eyes. "You.I'll ..." She was cut of by the singing of a middle aged woman. "Em gah e muah te mikonosckue yuio lo pe ti." She shuffled up to the fighting pair. She was incredibly short, and round faced. Her eyes were painted with jungle green, make up. Well as close to make up as you could get in this era. "You child." She pointed a long bony finger at Kagome. The thin hands were so not going with that round body.
"You child must find thing, the thing that shall set you free, and only then shall the curse be lifted and spirits be merry. Only then will darkness abate, and the light shall conquer."
Kagome in all seriousness leaned in closer to the woman. "What thing?"
The woman looked at her, her purple eyes intense, .then shrugged." You know I'm really not sure." The woman kept walking. "Imaginuputina, key guepo kin how jin." Kagome looked at Inuyasha. Inuyasha looked at Kagome. They shrugged.
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''I wan tot go home!"
"You're not going home until we have all of the shards!"
Exasperated, tired and confused she did the only thing she could think of. She tackled him.
Totally not expecting it Inuyasha was knocked down into the ditch, but some how managed to drag Kagome down with him.
The fates must have been bored that week, because strangely enough there had been rain last night and the entire ditch was mud.
Mud wrestling. Kagome the miko versus Inuyasha the hanyou, newly liberated and still on an emotional high.
Mud was flung, hair was pulled, and screaming was done (by both).
15 minutes later Attention this is a very important announcement. (Random radio pops up) the mud people have been spotted in feudal Japan. This is an all broadcast warning the Woodstock mud people have escaped their designated area and are on the run. We don't want to comment on the beer people......
"Grumble Grumble..." Kagome looked up through the holes in her mud. "What was that Inuyasha?"
"Come on Kagome there's a spring just ahead, you smell worse then you usually do."
Kagome stopped dead and glared at him even though he kept walking. "Butt sniffer.." She mumbled.
"I heard that!" .Kagome just rolled her eyes. Then they snapped open. "Owwwwwww..."
Inuyasha stopped, "What is it now wench." She looked at him and tried to glare, but the action was lost somewhere underneath the pounds of drying mud.
"I have a side stitch." Inuyasha looked less then amused. Wanting to get the mud of as soon as possible and not really wanting to listen to her complaining, he did the male thing. That thing that reminds all woman of the good ol caveman days wear they clubbed ya then dragged ya back to their caves. Damn bastards!
Once again Kagome was found hanging of his strong shoulders. Except this time it hurt. She really didn't have a side stitch, more like period cramps. Well try telling that to Inuyasha.Maybe this could be her ticket home.
Okay, I'm confused. I'm not sure why but I am. So please r/r. Tell me if you want me to keep up the comedy or can I got back to angst. Thank you everyone who reviewed!!!!!! You made my day! And for all those who inquired anger management went swimmingly, I only dropped kicked one person. The group leader says I'm doing much better now.
Okay...I'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!! Muahahahah I have a headache right now and for some odd reason the pain is giving me a twisted sense of humor. This will probably be one of the funnier chapters; I think the rest of the story going to be a bit more angsty.
Disclaimer. If you don't know this crap by now, I really am not going to tell you.
Quote: Clothes make the man; naked people have little or no influence in society. ~ Mark Twain
**************************
"Why that furry, arrogant, ear scratching, flee infested, butt sniffing, perverted, egotistical, mutt!" (an: this is the headache talking) "How dare he! Like he has any right to tell me what to do, not to mention watch me while I'm bathing. I don't care what he says I'm going home."
"Butt...sniffing...Kagome really." A slight nervous twitch took up residence in her right eye, as the aforementioned spawn of the devil spoke to her from behind. Was it just her or did he have a problem with eavesdropping. Of course she was talking to her herself out load a lot lately. (Note to self, do not talk to self.Dern!) (an: dern is not a misspelling, it sounds better that way)
"Look Inuyasha, I may not be able to subdue you anymore, but I can make your life miserable without them."
He gave her an absolutely skeptical look. "Oh really.I doubt that, a weakling like you."
Red, bright blood red, flashed before the mikos eyes. "You.I'll ..." She was cut of by the singing of a middle aged woman. "Em gah e muah te mikonosckue yuio lo pe ti." She shuffled up to the fighting pair. She was incredibly short, and round faced. Her eyes were painted with jungle green, make up. Well as close to make up as you could get in this era. "You child." She pointed a long bony finger at Kagome. The thin hands were so not going with that round body.
"You child must find thing, the thing that shall set you free, and only then shall the curse be lifted and spirits be merry. Only then will darkness abate, and the light shall conquer."
Kagome in all seriousness leaned in closer to the woman. "What thing?"
The woman looked at her, her purple eyes intense, .then shrugged." You know I'm really not sure." The woman kept walking. "Imaginuputina, key guepo kin how jin." Kagome looked at Inuyasha. Inuyasha looked at Kagome. They shrugged.
... ... ....
''I wan tot go home!"
"You're not going home until we have all of the shards!"
Exasperated, tired and confused she did the only thing she could think of. She tackled him.
Totally not expecting it Inuyasha was knocked down into the ditch, but some how managed to drag Kagome down with him.
The fates must have been bored that week, because strangely enough there had been rain last night and the entire ditch was mud.
Mud wrestling. Kagome the miko versus Inuyasha the hanyou, newly liberated and still on an emotional high.
Mud was flung, hair was pulled, and screaming was done (by both).
15 minutes later Attention this is a very important announcement. (Random radio pops up) the mud people have been spotted in feudal Japan. This is an all broadcast warning the Woodstock mud people have escaped their designated area and are on the run. We don't want to comment on the beer people......
"Grumble Grumble..." Kagome looked up through the holes in her mud. "What was that Inuyasha?"
"Come on Kagome there's a spring just ahead, you smell worse then you usually do."
Kagome stopped dead and glared at him even though he kept walking. "Butt sniffer.." She mumbled.
"I heard that!" .Kagome just rolled her eyes. Then they snapped open. "Owwwwwww..."
Inuyasha stopped, "What is it now wench." She looked at him and tried to glare, but the action was lost somewhere underneath the pounds of drying mud.
"I have a side stitch." Inuyasha looked less then amused. Wanting to get the mud of as soon as possible and not really wanting to listen to her complaining, he did the male thing. That thing that reminds all woman of the good ol caveman days wear they clubbed ya then dragged ya back to their caves. Damn bastards!
Once again Kagome was found hanging of his strong shoulders. Except this time it hurt. She really didn't have a side stitch, more like period cramps. Well try telling that to Inuyasha.Maybe this could be her ticket home.
Okay, I'm confused. I'm not sure why but I am. So please r/r. Tell me if you want me to keep up the comedy or can I got back to angst. Thank you everyone who reviewed!!!!!! You made my day! And for all those who inquired anger management went swimmingly, I only dropped kicked one person. The group leader says I'm doing much better now.