Oh the Irony
Chapter 6
Drawstring Pants
AN: Okay this is going to be a short one. It's late and I still haven't started my hw...jeee where are my priorities? Sry about not updating sooner, but mid terms are coming up..o joy..btw, the title of the chapter has nothing to do w/ those porn videos if that's what any of you were thinking!!!!!!! *
Why can't Mr. Fork and Miss Electrical outlet just be friends?
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"Hurry up!"
"Shut up!"
"PMS much Kagome?"
Damn Sota, was all Kagome could think, why did he have to go and tell Inuyasha about that. The little brat is forgetting who he lives with. Well who knows how long he will live after this.
It all depends on how long Inuyasha keeps asserting the fact that he is a chauvinistic pig.
Kagome stopped walking. There in the ditch was mud. Hmmmm, why does this seem familiar? Mud. The back of Inuyasha's head.mud.head.mud.Throw mud!
"Oops."
Direct hit. (an: sry couldn't resist, I luvvvvvvvv the mud) "KAGOME!!!!!!!"
Needless to say she ended up strung across his shoulder once more.
She didn't say a word. Well accept for the first full 15 minutes of yelling, she didn't say a word after that.
"Inuyasha lets make a deal, you put me down, and this time I'll keep up."
"Now why would I do that? You're keeping up just fine now." He laughed. She growled, pretty impressive for a human.
She looked down..at his butt. (an: like 2 puppies romping under a blanket.:))
His pants were draw string she was pretty sure. She wanted down and she was going to get down through any means possible.
Her bag was hanging off his other shoulder, in perfect reach. She slipped a hand a quietly as possible into the side pocket. She pulled out a small knife jackknife. Her mother had suggested it. Seeing as how she was always outside, maybe it would come in handy. (an: do u ever wander if mothers are psychic?)
She quietly lifted the top part of his kimono, to where his pants were. Now the drawstring would have to be on the inside, so she carefully cut through the waist hem. She reached the drawstring, success!
With a flick of her wrist it was cut. She waited, and was dutifully rewarded. The pants slackened then fell.
Inuyasha was not expecting this new obstacle and tripped, setting Kagome on her feet, by sheer coincidence.
She didn't stop to watch the hilarity unfolding, but booked it of the path and into the forest.
She hoped she was heading in the right direction, towards the western border, where Sango and the others were.
A howl erupted behind her. "Okay, that's not good."
******************************* Okay, I'm really sry that sucked but I'll have a new longer. chapter up by the end of this Sunday at least. Now I want opinions, do u want the next chapter, funny or more angsty. I have a really big fight planned for the 2, but..i'm not telling u when I plan to do that. (
Chapter 6
Drawstring Pants
AN: Okay this is going to be a short one. It's late and I still haven't started my hw...jeee where are my priorities? Sry about not updating sooner, but mid terms are coming up..o joy..btw, the title of the chapter has nothing to do w/ those porn videos if that's what any of you were thinking!!!!!!! *
Why can't Mr. Fork and Miss Electrical outlet just be friends?
***********************************
"Hurry up!"
"Shut up!"
"PMS much Kagome?"
Damn Sota, was all Kagome could think, why did he have to go and tell Inuyasha about that. The little brat is forgetting who he lives with. Well who knows how long he will live after this.
It all depends on how long Inuyasha keeps asserting the fact that he is a chauvinistic pig.
Kagome stopped walking. There in the ditch was mud. Hmmmm, why does this seem familiar? Mud. The back of Inuyasha's head.mud.head.mud.Throw mud!
"Oops."
Direct hit. (an: sry couldn't resist, I luvvvvvvvv the mud) "KAGOME!!!!!!!"
Needless to say she ended up strung across his shoulder once more.
She didn't say a word. Well accept for the first full 15 minutes of yelling, she didn't say a word after that.
"Inuyasha lets make a deal, you put me down, and this time I'll keep up."
"Now why would I do that? You're keeping up just fine now." He laughed. She growled, pretty impressive for a human.
She looked down..at his butt. (an: like 2 puppies romping under a blanket.:))
His pants were draw string she was pretty sure. She wanted down and she was going to get down through any means possible.
Her bag was hanging off his other shoulder, in perfect reach. She slipped a hand a quietly as possible into the side pocket. She pulled out a small knife jackknife. Her mother had suggested it. Seeing as how she was always outside, maybe it would come in handy. (an: do u ever wander if mothers are psychic?)
She quietly lifted the top part of his kimono, to where his pants were. Now the drawstring would have to be on the inside, so she carefully cut through the waist hem. She reached the drawstring, success!
With a flick of her wrist it was cut. She waited, and was dutifully rewarded. The pants slackened then fell.
Inuyasha was not expecting this new obstacle and tripped, setting Kagome on her feet, by sheer coincidence.
She didn't stop to watch the hilarity unfolding, but booked it of the path and into the forest.
She hoped she was heading in the right direction, towards the western border, where Sango and the others were.
A howl erupted behind her. "Okay, that's not good."
******************************* Okay, I'm really sry that sucked but I'll have a new longer. chapter up by the end of this Sunday at least. Now I want opinions, do u want the next chapter, funny or more angsty. I have a really big fight planned for the 2, but..i'm not telling u when I plan to do that. (