Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Everwood characters. I just merely let my mind wonder.

Attention: I'd also would like to say that someone brought to my attention that a certain part of the last chapter or two was a bit much. (i.e., the condom thing) First of all I'd just like to say that, this is a fictional story. Sometimes when I write I'm high of life so half of it probably wont make sense but point being is, please for my younger audience do not take most of the stuff I write seriously. I'm not even old enough to take myself seriously and I don't even know anything about sex. So those that were offended in anyway, I'm deeply sorry. I will try my best to stay in perspective.

A/N: She's Alive! I know, I know, what's her excuse now. Trust me it's a good one. *Ponders to self* *Light bulb pops up* See, I was captured my the CIA and was enlisted into the witness protect service and...---- I'm just playing. Truth is I've been sick, as usual. How many times do you think one person can get Pneumonia? I don't know either. Anywayz, I'm sorry it took so long and I'm thankful for the reviews.

Summary: Dr. Brown finds out about Madison's situation and this reaction is less then subtle.

*Story*

'La la la la la la la laa.' Dr. Brown sang without the house. It was a Saturday afternoon and he was feeling rather chirppy. He wallsing blissfully around the house dusting every chair, couch and mirror. Ephram was out with Madison and Delia, playing miniature golf. He walked upstairs to clean Ephram's bathroom. He stepped inside and saw the pig sty his son actually took showers in. 'I surprised to see no fungus growing in here.' He muttered. 'Then again they like their environment clean, or cleaner than this.' He said to himself. He went to empty the garbage when he saw an open pregnancy test.

*At miniature golf*

'This is the last hole Delia, then we have to go.'

'Why?' She whined across the court.

'Because, I have a paper to study for and it's already eight.'

'You can study tomorrow, It's Friday.'

'No, I can't, I do have a life you know.'

'Well, sooooooooory.' She said underneath her breath.

Ephram walked over to Madison. He had been sitting on the bench the whole time, keeping score. He put him arms around he waist and whispered in her ear, 'Are you all right, you need to sit down?'

'No.' She said flatly.

'Are you sure? You looked tired and annoyed.'

'No, father, I'm fine.'

'I'm sorry, I just worry about you.'

'There's nothing to worry about.' She escaped him grasp and walked away.

'You'd think I was dying.' She said to herself.

*Dr. Brown @ home*

He paced up and down the living room, thinking to himself. 'Obviously it's not Delia's and unless I had a hermaphrodite for a son, it's not Ephram's either. Then who's could it be?'

*Driving home*

'Now wasn't that fun?'

No answer.

Ephram was trying to strike up a conversation but neither Delia or Madison seemed compelled to talk.

'Didn't you have fun Delia?'

'I was having fun.' She said harshly looking at Madison.

'I'm sorry but I have a paper to write and playing miniature golf isn't gunna get it done.'

Ephram continued to drive, all hopes of a conversation had died and they drove in silence. A few minutes later, he parked in front of Browns home. Delia jumped out and slammed the door. Before walking away she said, 'Ephram, next time we go miniature golfing it'll me just me and you, I wouldn't want to compromise anyone's work ethics.' She said eyeing Madison. She turned a ran into the house.

'That was all you.'

'Excuse me?'

'That was totally you talking there, Delia doesn't even know what ethics means.'

'Was I the one talking?'

'No but-'

'Good. So Delia was in fact the one talking, since her lips were moving and sound was coming out.'

'Okay. I was just saying that your per-'

'I think you insult her intelligence. On the other hand, I don't think I will be challenging yours when I say good bye.'

She got out of the car and climbed into her beetle and took off down the empty Everwood Road.

Ephram sat there, astonished.

*Madison at the doctor*

'Well, it seems we have a problem.' Mr. Kenswick said. He was an out of town doctor Madison had found a few years back when she was in a situation quite the same.

'What problem?'

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*Dr. Brown @ work*

'Earth to Doc, come in mother ship.' Edna said waving franticly in from of his face.

'Ah, what?' He said jumping up.

'Calm down cowboy, I thought we lost you there.'

'I must have dose off.'

'With your eyes open?'

'It's common.'

'Right and pigs fly.'

'Give technology a few years and they just might.'

She rolled her eyes.

Truth was he had been thinking about what he had found a week ago, he still did not know who the test belonged to.

*Delia and Dr. Brown*

'Thanks Nina.' He said walking toward the house.

'Did you have fun with Nina?' He said as they went inside.

'Yeah, she much better than Madison?'

'What? Is their trouble in Paradise?'

'No, Madison has just been acting weird.'

'How so?'

'Well, she always tired or mad about something that she usually takes out on me.'

'Really?'

'Yeah, and she throws up every five minutes, its really gross. But don't fire her cause she's still cool-but don't tell her I said that.' She went upstairs.

*Madison and Ephram inside car in front of Ephram's house*

'So how's your paper coming along?'

'It's not' She said coolly.

'Oh, so, what have you been up to?'

'Living and you?'

'Same.'

Silence.

'Well, umm, no use staying outside, lets go in.'

They entered the house and was greeted by Dr. Brown.

'What the hell is this?' He lifted a pregnancy test, inside a zip-lock bag.

'Umm.' Ephram tried to speak.

'One of you better say something and it better be good.'

'Dad, just listen-'

'I don't want to hear anything from you! Go upstairs.'

'What?'

'You heard me, I'll get to you when I'm done with her.' He looked at Madison who was standing by the wall with tears running down her face.

'Whatever you have to say to her you can say to me.'

'You wont tell me what you can or cannot do, you will do as I say or else?'

'Or else what dad? Your gunna grounded me? I got news for you dad you'd be doing me a favor.'

'Do not talk to me like I'm one of your peers.'

'Peers? I got news for you, I have no peers, no one likes me, its probably has to do with my genes, but it seems the men in the family wouldn't exactly win a popularity contest, so do me a favor and leave me and Madison alone.'

'Leave you alone? I leave you alone and look what happens, your making babies, when Ephram, your still a baby.'

'I'm not any more a baby than you are.'

'Okay, were ending this conversation, Madison I want to hear what you have to say.'

She turn apparently startled and looking rather petrified.

'I'm sorry.' She said crying.

She ran out the door.

A/N: I know Madison's a stronger person but I have my reasons for making her weak.

Until next time...