Chapter 8
Title: (and yes this is the title) and everyone was Kung Fu fighting.
Random Quote: Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. Tommy Cooper
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Sesshomaru charged, his face the normal emotionless expression. Inuyasha blocked going down to the ground.
"Inuyasha you're an asshole!" The hanyou wheeled on the angry young woman. Her eyes on fire and she examined the blood on her hand, that had come from her neck.
She looked at him and pointed. "Kagome what the .." Smack!
"Fluffy get off!" He eyes crossed, and he ignored his growling brother as the fairies on his shoulder started to dance.
Sessy moved in for the kill. His eyes huge and there was doggy drool coming from the corner of his mouth. (Think possessed super model on crack in Burger King)
Inuyasha managed to kick his brother off, and unsheathe the T sword (an: like hell I know how to spell it)
He wielded his sword and went to slash, the snobbier half of his gene pool. He was halted by a tugging on his hair. "Leave my Sessy alone ya big meany!" Rin was hanging off his hair, with a look of hell in her little eyes.
He grabbed her by her ankle and was about to unleash his anger on the little girl when Kagome butted in. "You put her down, what the hell is wrong with you! Picking on a poor defenseless little girl!"
The aforementioned defenseless little girl was doing her best to gnaw his fingers off.
He tried to dislodge the little pest, without hurting her, seeing as how Kagome was standing directly in front of him. He would face Kikyo and her arrows any day to this hell.
BAM!
First rule of fighting, never turn your back to your opponent, especially, demon ones who have specific vendettas against you. (doi!)
The amount of time that lapsed during his time in lala land was undetermined. He looked up a Kagome; she was kneeling beside him, looking anything but pleased. Yeah...he definnetly was better of in lala land, the fairies were nice.
"Where's my brother?"
"He left."
"He just left.he didn't take the sword or anything, he didn't even try to kill me he just FRICKEN left?!"
"No he called up the mother ship and had the little green aliens beam him up...yeah he just LEFT!
"Aliens?" (an; Fox Mulder pops up from the x-files, looks over the scene, then in his most pensive voice. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!"
"Oh, shut up!"
"Now you have to answer my question Inuyasha, why the hell did you bite me!" Her words were hissed through clenched teeth.
He brushed right past her. "Hey get back here, ya vampire! I demand an answer."
Inuyasha stopped, his muscles were visably tightening. "It's..I.the thing is..it's a claiming bite!"
He tensed up even more awaiting the shriek that was sure to follow. "I already new that, your brother told me. I just wanted to see you squirm." She smiled sweetly at him and walked right on by.
Inuyasha tried to speak but it was exceedingly difficult with his jaw ground level.
Just as he though he could form a syllable Kagome turned back. "And if you ever try anything like that again, I will have to castrate you."
Yet again he was speechless.
They walked mostly in silence. There was a human supposedly around with a jewel shard. Which was hard to believe considering all the demons wanting them?
Kagome was still angry at Inuyasha, just in general. Claiming bite.yeah she was his friend but come on. Friendship isn't like a pair of underwear where you can write your name on the tag so no one steals them.
Sigh* I just have to keep Inuyasha busy while the others get another necklace. Then he is in for a world of sits! (an: insert evil laugh here.)
******************************************** Eh..u asked for humor.please r/r. the suggestions are really helping. I know exactly how I want this to end but that fun filled stuff in between is a lil sketchy.
Random Quote: Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. Tommy Cooper
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Sesshomaru charged, his face the normal emotionless expression. Inuyasha blocked going down to the ground.
"Inuyasha you're an asshole!" The hanyou wheeled on the angry young woman. Her eyes on fire and she examined the blood on her hand, that had come from her neck.
She looked at him and pointed. "Kagome what the .." Smack!
"Fluffy get off!" He eyes crossed, and he ignored his growling brother as the fairies on his shoulder started to dance.
Sessy moved in for the kill. His eyes huge and there was doggy drool coming from the corner of his mouth. (Think possessed super model on crack in Burger King)
Inuyasha managed to kick his brother off, and unsheathe the T sword (an: like hell I know how to spell it)
He wielded his sword and went to slash, the snobbier half of his gene pool. He was halted by a tugging on his hair. "Leave my Sessy alone ya big meany!" Rin was hanging off his hair, with a look of hell in her little eyes.
He grabbed her by her ankle and was about to unleash his anger on the little girl when Kagome butted in. "You put her down, what the hell is wrong with you! Picking on a poor defenseless little girl!"
The aforementioned defenseless little girl was doing her best to gnaw his fingers off.
He tried to dislodge the little pest, without hurting her, seeing as how Kagome was standing directly in front of him. He would face Kikyo and her arrows any day to this hell.
BAM!
First rule of fighting, never turn your back to your opponent, especially, demon ones who have specific vendettas against you. (doi!)
The amount of time that lapsed during his time in lala land was undetermined. He looked up a Kagome; she was kneeling beside him, looking anything but pleased. Yeah...he definnetly was better of in lala land, the fairies were nice.
"Where's my brother?"
"He left."
"He just left.he didn't take the sword or anything, he didn't even try to kill me he just FRICKEN left?!"
"No he called up the mother ship and had the little green aliens beam him up...yeah he just LEFT!
"Aliens?" (an; Fox Mulder pops up from the x-files, looks over the scene, then in his most pensive voice. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!"
"Oh, shut up!"
"Now you have to answer my question Inuyasha, why the hell did you bite me!" Her words were hissed through clenched teeth.
He brushed right past her. "Hey get back here, ya vampire! I demand an answer."
Inuyasha stopped, his muscles were visably tightening. "It's..I.the thing is..it's a claiming bite!"
He tensed up even more awaiting the shriek that was sure to follow. "I already new that, your brother told me. I just wanted to see you squirm." She smiled sweetly at him and walked right on by.
Inuyasha tried to speak but it was exceedingly difficult with his jaw ground level.
Just as he though he could form a syllable Kagome turned back. "And if you ever try anything like that again, I will have to castrate you."
Yet again he was speechless.
They walked mostly in silence. There was a human supposedly around with a jewel shard. Which was hard to believe considering all the demons wanting them?
Kagome was still angry at Inuyasha, just in general. Claiming bite.yeah she was his friend but come on. Friendship isn't like a pair of underwear where you can write your name on the tag so no one steals them.
Sigh* I just have to keep Inuyasha busy while the others get another necklace. Then he is in for a world of sits! (an: insert evil laugh here.)
******************************************** Eh..u asked for humor.please r/r. the suggestions are really helping. I know exactly how I want this to end but that fun filled stuff in between is a lil sketchy.