Oh the irony chapter9
Pink Fruit
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! I'm baccccccck. Okay Gemini, this going out to
you!
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Sango and Miroku walked on. It had been hours since they left Inuyasha and Kagome. "So.do you think it was wise to leave those two together?" Miroku asked. His hand was inadvertently heading for the curve of her ass. "It's about as wise as us two being together." WHACK! She nailed his little perverted head to the ground. "Someone's likely to get hurt."
"Hey guys wait up!" Shippou came running up. "What do you have there?" Sango asked, gesturing towards the purple pink plants Shippou carried. "Food! Here!" He handed some out to Sango, though Miroku refused.
"I have a rule against eating things that are pink." Sango gave him a dubious look. "Is your masculinity that easily compromised?"
She brought the plant to her nose and smelt it. It smelt of jasmine, or honey. She smiled faintly. Miroku looked at her with eyebrow arched.
Shippou ate it first. "Yummmmmmm!" He exclaimed to no one in particular. Sango looked at Miroku and shrugged before popping the pink morsel into her mouth.
"Your right Shippou that was good." She turned back to Miroku, why don't you try some it is good." A wave of dizziness hit her. "Whoa!" Miroku stepped towards her and grasped her arms. "Are you." Sango's eyes suddenly focused on him. Her red lips parting ever so slightly.
She grabbed his face and devoured his lips with her own. She pushed him right back into a tree. "Sango, what are you....I mean, not that I'm not enjoooooooooying." His voice rose as she nibbled his ear. "It."
"I'm going to leave you guys alone now." Shippou hurried off, his dad had already given him the talk, and he didn't need visual confirmation.
"Wait Shippou comeback!" Miroku had no idea what do to do with the woman, tearing off his shirt. Well he had a few ideas, but none of them she would be to pleased with when whatever was wrong wore off. "Help me get her off!" Shippou walked back timidly.
Together they managed to pry Sango off. She stood back panting. "I want to have your baby!" With that said she removed her top.
Miroku's eyes doubled, then bulged, his heart stopped and he sunk to the ground in a heap. Shippou ran over looking over the priest. Sango followed while placing her clothing back on her body. Shippou kicked the man in the side. "You killed him!"
"No he's just unconscious." Sango dropped to the ground in relief and picked up Miroku's hand and began to stroke it affectionately. Shippou stood on the other side of the fainted priest. He eyed Sango curiously. "So those are boobs.." WHACK!
An old woman came into the clearing. (an: and wouldn't ya know, she's te same one that walked by Kagome and Inuyasha.go figure.)
"Yetka!" Exclaimed the still swooning Sango.
The woman stood back..observed the scene before her and cussed. "Kids these days, you tink dey would learn dat de passion frewt is and afrowdesiac. You should nevea eat pink frewt!"
"Told ya." Miroku, still seemingly unconscious mumbled.
"Come,come childwen, lets get, wussy boy ta da village."
Sango hoisted Miroku to her shoulder and they were off.
"Hey miss Yetka lady, why wasn't I affected?" Yetka looked down at Shippou and smiled, but did not answer.
A voice came from far off. "Yetka Yetka!" A young female fox demon came running up. (an; oh come on, I think it's damn time Shippou gets a girl.) "Hey!" She said excitedly to everyone. She winked at Shippou. His jaw dropped. "Hi, I'm Cassie, what's your name?"
It was a while later at the village, Miroku regained consciousness.
"Where is she?" He asked fearfully. Yetka laughed, and then turned gravely serious. "We had to tie her up. She was twying to ahem* make a baby." Miroku eyes grew wide. Then he looked down at his body; fully clothed that's a good sign.
"Why den't you go on a take a bath, and calm yourself down."
Miroku sunk into the hot water of the bath, well more like a barrel, but who's complaining.
He closed his eyes and sighed. The water rippled around, him sending off warning signals in his head. "Hello you big manly priest you."
***oh shit! ****
Sango moved towards him, a knowing little smirk gracing her lips. She pressed her naked body up to his equally naked one. The only way to describe Miroku's expression was pain filled. He turned his head to the side trying his best to get out of the tub, while squinting his eyes shut. She suddenly stopped. Miroku peeked out of one of his eyes, still expecting quite possibly the best and worst thing in the world to happen to him.
"YOU PERVERT!" WHACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sango left the tub, and in her wake a bruised and strangely happy Miroku. (an: personally I've always felt Miroku was a bit of a masochist.)
"So it only last a few hours, interesting."
It was only later after much explanation that Sango, lowered her weapon, and wasn't threatening slowly rip out his inner organs and make him eat them. (an: you go girl!)
They picked up the necklace from Yetka, who only wanted a turn at playing with Sango's boomerang in payment for it. Then headed out of the village.
"So..."
"So."
"Where's Shippou?" The little fox demon in question stumbled out from one of the huts. "Wow..." Was all he said. His clothes were in disarray, and he walked like a drunk. Cassie stepped out behind him. "See ya round Shippou." She winked and headed back inside.
Miroku and Sango just continued to stare.
*********************************************************** Alrighty, we have a necklace people..operation re subdue is a go! .I have no comment on the rest of it, except that I was listening to Rock DJ, while writing this.
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Sango and Miroku walked on. It had been hours since they left Inuyasha and Kagome. "So.do you think it was wise to leave those two together?" Miroku asked. His hand was inadvertently heading for the curve of her ass. "It's about as wise as us two being together." WHACK! She nailed his little perverted head to the ground. "Someone's likely to get hurt."
"Hey guys wait up!" Shippou came running up. "What do you have there?" Sango asked, gesturing towards the purple pink plants Shippou carried. "Food! Here!" He handed some out to Sango, though Miroku refused.
"I have a rule against eating things that are pink." Sango gave him a dubious look. "Is your masculinity that easily compromised?"
She brought the plant to her nose and smelt it. It smelt of jasmine, or honey. She smiled faintly. Miroku looked at her with eyebrow arched.
Shippou ate it first. "Yummmmmmm!" He exclaimed to no one in particular. Sango looked at Miroku and shrugged before popping the pink morsel into her mouth.
"Your right Shippou that was good." She turned back to Miroku, why don't you try some it is good." A wave of dizziness hit her. "Whoa!" Miroku stepped towards her and grasped her arms. "Are you." Sango's eyes suddenly focused on him. Her red lips parting ever so slightly.
She grabbed his face and devoured his lips with her own. She pushed him right back into a tree. "Sango, what are you....I mean, not that I'm not enjoooooooooying." His voice rose as she nibbled his ear. "It."
"I'm going to leave you guys alone now." Shippou hurried off, his dad had already given him the talk, and he didn't need visual confirmation.
"Wait Shippou comeback!" Miroku had no idea what do to do with the woman, tearing off his shirt. Well he had a few ideas, but none of them she would be to pleased with when whatever was wrong wore off. "Help me get her off!" Shippou walked back timidly.
Together they managed to pry Sango off. She stood back panting. "I want to have your baby!" With that said she removed her top.
Miroku's eyes doubled, then bulged, his heart stopped and he sunk to the ground in a heap. Shippou ran over looking over the priest. Sango followed while placing her clothing back on her body. Shippou kicked the man in the side. "You killed him!"
"No he's just unconscious." Sango dropped to the ground in relief and picked up Miroku's hand and began to stroke it affectionately. Shippou stood on the other side of the fainted priest. He eyed Sango curiously. "So those are boobs.." WHACK!
An old woman came into the clearing. (an: and wouldn't ya know, she's te same one that walked by Kagome and Inuyasha.go figure.)
"Yetka!" Exclaimed the still swooning Sango.
The woman stood back..observed the scene before her and cussed. "Kids these days, you tink dey would learn dat de passion frewt is and afrowdesiac. You should nevea eat pink frewt!"
"Told ya." Miroku, still seemingly unconscious mumbled.
"Come,come childwen, lets get, wussy boy ta da village."
Sango hoisted Miroku to her shoulder and they were off.
"Hey miss Yetka lady, why wasn't I affected?" Yetka looked down at Shippou and smiled, but did not answer.
A voice came from far off. "Yetka Yetka!" A young female fox demon came running up. (an; oh come on, I think it's damn time Shippou gets a girl.) "Hey!" She said excitedly to everyone. She winked at Shippou. His jaw dropped. "Hi, I'm Cassie, what's your name?"
It was a while later at the village, Miroku regained consciousness.
"Where is she?" He asked fearfully. Yetka laughed, and then turned gravely serious. "We had to tie her up. She was twying to ahem* make a baby." Miroku eyes grew wide. Then he looked down at his body; fully clothed that's a good sign.
"Why den't you go on a take a bath, and calm yourself down."
Miroku sunk into the hot water of the bath, well more like a barrel, but who's complaining.
He closed his eyes and sighed. The water rippled around, him sending off warning signals in his head. "Hello you big manly priest you."
***oh shit! ****
Sango moved towards him, a knowing little smirk gracing her lips. She pressed her naked body up to his equally naked one. The only way to describe Miroku's expression was pain filled. He turned his head to the side trying his best to get out of the tub, while squinting his eyes shut. She suddenly stopped. Miroku peeked out of one of his eyes, still expecting quite possibly the best and worst thing in the world to happen to him.
"YOU PERVERT!" WHACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sango left the tub, and in her wake a bruised and strangely happy Miroku. (an: personally I've always felt Miroku was a bit of a masochist.)
"So it only last a few hours, interesting."
It was only later after much explanation that Sango, lowered her weapon, and wasn't threatening slowly rip out his inner organs and make him eat them. (an: you go girl!)
They picked up the necklace from Yetka, who only wanted a turn at playing with Sango's boomerang in payment for it. Then headed out of the village.
"So..."
"So."
"Where's Shippou?" The little fox demon in question stumbled out from one of the huts. "Wow..." Was all he said. His clothes were in disarray, and he walked like a drunk. Cassie stepped out behind him. "See ya round Shippou." She winked and headed back inside.
Miroku and Sango just continued to stare.
*********************************************************** Alrighty, we have a necklace people..operation re subdue is a go! .I have no comment on the rest of it, except that I was listening to Rock DJ, while writing this.