Oh the Irony
Chapter 12
Revenge of the Fruit
An: yeah, I'm going to be shot down and beaten for this but, I'm not going to start with the Kagome Inuyasha stuff, back to those crazy luv fools Sango and Miroku. Shippou.well..he's along for the ride, and was enjoying every minute of it. Btw, Sango is no longer under the effect of the pink plant. So no mini Miroku's are in the making. Well.maybe......
And for everyone not understanding the irony in this story..it was at the beginning when Kagome meant to grab his clothing to stop herself from falling down the well, but instead pulled off the prayer beads, therefore allowing him total freedom and she got dragged back through the well..even though her original intentions were to sit him not take off the beads...oh hell..JUST TRUST ME THERE IS IRONY!..sry thinking all the way back to that hurt my head.
*********************************************** "Shippou just what do you think you were doing."
He looked up at Sango and winked. In a suggestive voice said. "How you doing?" (an: Joey Tribiani from friends!gotta luv him)
Sango just stared wide eyed as Shippou strutted away.
"Well, someones in a good mood." She said to Miroku who was bringing up the rear mumbling. "Yeah well I would be too if I just got."
"MIROKU!"
"Oh don't you Miroku me, woman, this side of an hour ago you had your tongue shoved down my throat, saying you wanted to make a baby!"
"Well ."
"Oh I was a perfect gentleman the entire time, after all this time. The one thing I've asked of you."
"Stop."
"And you just shove it in my face!"
SMACK!
Miroku looked down at his hands, they were nowhere in the vicinity of her ass.
"Why did you do that?" He asked in an all too calm voice.
Sango's face screwed up in anger..."I DON'T KNOW!"
She ran ahead, leaving a very annoyed priest in her wake.
"That's it we spend way too much time around Inuyasha." Miroku continued walking, at a quicker pace to catch up to Sango and Shippou. The three companions stopped for lunch in a small clearing. Sango meticulously searched through the plants before cooking them. Anything remotely pink was buried with a rock placed firmly over it. (an: you now incase it's one of those pod people things. I can never look at eggplant the same again.)
After eating a meal, consisting of very few plants (an: most of them were buried) the three travelers sat quietly for a moment. Shippou was flexing a bicep and seemed to be seeing how much muscle he had in general. Miroku was muttering to himself about evil pink plants and women trying to kill him. Sango was eying the burial ground of the evil pink plants, with fear.
"So, how exactly are we going to get this on Inuyasha?" Sango asked holding up the new necklace. Miroku looked to her, then to Shippou, maybe the little demon had an idea, but no he was now flexing both biceps.
"Well I'm going to bath, I will be back shortly." Sango nodded to him, and continued to eye the pink plant burial ground.
It was minutes after Miroku left, that Sango saw one of the rocks move. She started getting to her feet as the second rock moved. Little pink plants began erupting from the soil, and marching at her like an arm..of of .little pink plants!
Sango screamed and tore of through the woods, the little plants following closely. She could see the pond where Miroku was bathing just ahead, but she stumbled on a root, and came crashing to the ground. The evil little plants pounced on her, and Sango struggled to get back up. The plants clung onto to her, and she tried furiously to bat them away. Miroku came into view, standing in water halfway up his chest. She ran straight for him.
"Get them off, get them off!"
She began furiously pulling at her clothing. "Miroku!"
The priest took one look at the woman taking off her clothes and assumed the obvious. "YOU ATE MORE PINK FRUIT!"
Now completely naked Sango rushed into the water, hoping to rid herself of the evil plants. "No I didn't their attacking me!" Miroku headed in the opposite direction. This woman was nuts!
"You ate the fruit!" He accused again. "No I swear I didn't! Please Miroku help me!"
Not being to ignore the plea Miroku swam back towards the frantic woman. By the time he had reached her Sango was pretty sure she had gotten all the plants off, but they were now circling around her like sharks. (an: insert jaws theme here.)
Sango lunged for Miroku, grabbing onto his shoulders and rapping her legs around his waist.
"I KNEW IT! YOU DID EAT THE FRUIT!"
"No I didn't! Cant you see them?"
A sound came from the shore behind them. "Oh!!!!!!!!"
Miroku turned, thus turning the attached Sango with him. They simultaneously screamed. "Oh calm ye selves childewn. It is only I Yetka." (an: in a bathing suit.) With still a look of terror on Sango and Miroku's face, Yetka kept talking. "I'm sowy, I tink I may haf intewupted sumting.but I had to wern ye, the frewt sumtimes causes hallucinations.." (an: no sadly enough the evil pink fruit army was not real.I'm broken up about it too.)
Yetka left, but not before giving Sango and Miroku a rather .interesting view. That bathing suit wasn't made for a woman that size.certain areas of her body that were meant to be covered, and under any said circumstance should be covered, were in plain view of those poor unfortunate souls Sango and Miroku.
They looked at each other. "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
Then they looked at on another again..They were naked, in each others arms, with certain areas of anatomy touching that had Sango not been the one to jump into Miroku's arm would have had to have removed said pieces of his anatomy.
"Well."
"Yeah."
"Miroku what's.that..."
"Um.well that is.you know..."
"Oh." "Yeah..."
"I'm letting go now." "Me too."
They pulled apart, blushing furiously. "Well one of us should get out." Miroku stated lamely.
Sango bit her lip, glancing at him. "Maybe we could stay in here a while."
Miroku stared at her. "So you did eat the fruit." Sango grabbed him and kissed him thoroughly. "And even if I did, do you care?" She asked in a smug voice.
With a dopey look on his face Miroku hoisted Sango back onto his hips. "Not at all."
************************************************** ...um...yeah..um..I promise Shippou won't act like this permently, he's on an ego trip at the moment, not expected to be back till the next chapter or two. Sango and Miroku.well.I don't know what inspired me there.well maybe inspire isn't the right werd, I'm sick right now and I sort of hallucinated and army off Scottish men marching towards me..it probably din't help that I had had one two many helpings of Nyquil, ...and was watching Braveheart..so the marching pink plants were .don't try to think about them too much, I know I'm not. Mel Gibson is cuter.please review!
An: yeah, I'm going to be shot down and beaten for this but, I'm not going to start with the Kagome Inuyasha stuff, back to those crazy luv fools Sango and Miroku. Shippou.well..he's along for the ride, and was enjoying every minute of it. Btw, Sango is no longer under the effect of the pink plant. So no mini Miroku's are in the making. Well.maybe......
And for everyone not understanding the irony in this story..it was at the beginning when Kagome meant to grab his clothing to stop herself from falling down the well, but instead pulled off the prayer beads, therefore allowing him total freedom and she got dragged back through the well..even though her original intentions were to sit him not take off the beads...oh hell..JUST TRUST ME THERE IS IRONY!..sry thinking all the way back to that hurt my head.
*********************************************** "Shippou just what do you think you were doing."
He looked up at Sango and winked. In a suggestive voice said. "How you doing?" (an: Joey Tribiani from friends!gotta luv him)
Sango just stared wide eyed as Shippou strutted away.
"Well, someones in a good mood." She said to Miroku who was bringing up the rear mumbling. "Yeah well I would be too if I just got."
"MIROKU!"
"Oh don't you Miroku me, woman, this side of an hour ago you had your tongue shoved down my throat, saying you wanted to make a baby!"
"Well ."
"Oh I was a perfect gentleman the entire time, after all this time. The one thing I've asked of you."
"Stop."
"And you just shove it in my face!"
SMACK!
Miroku looked down at his hands, they were nowhere in the vicinity of her ass.
"Why did you do that?" He asked in an all too calm voice.
Sango's face screwed up in anger..."I DON'T KNOW!"
She ran ahead, leaving a very annoyed priest in her wake.
"That's it we spend way too much time around Inuyasha." Miroku continued walking, at a quicker pace to catch up to Sango and Shippou. The three companions stopped for lunch in a small clearing. Sango meticulously searched through the plants before cooking them. Anything remotely pink was buried with a rock placed firmly over it. (an: you now incase it's one of those pod people things. I can never look at eggplant the same again.)
After eating a meal, consisting of very few plants (an: most of them were buried) the three travelers sat quietly for a moment. Shippou was flexing a bicep and seemed to be seeing how much muscle he had in general. Miroku was muttering to himself about evil pink plants and women trying to kill him. Sango was eying the burial ground of the evil pink plants, with fear.
"So, how exactly are we going to get this on Inuyasha?" Sango asked holding up the new necklace. Miroku looked to her, then to Shippou, maybe the little demon had an idea, but no he was now flexing both biceps.
"Well I'm going to bath, I will be back shortly." Sango nodded to him, and continued to eye the pink plant burial ground.
It was minutes after Miroku left, that Sango saw one of the rocks move. She started getting to her feet as the second rock moved. Little pink plants began erupting from the soil, and marching at her like an arm..of of .little pink plants!
Sango screamed and tore of through the woods, the little plants following closely. She could see the pond where Miroku was bathing just ahead, but she stumbled on a root, and came crashing to the ground. The evil little plants pounced on her, and Sango struggled to get back up. The plants clung onto to her, and she tried furiously to bat them away. Miroku came into view, standing in water halfway up his chest. She ran straight for him.
"Get them off, get them off!"
She began furiously pulling at her clothing. "Miroku!"
The priest took one look at the woman taking off her clothes and assumed the obvious. "YOU ATE MORE PINK FRUIT!"
Now completely naked Sango rushed into the water, hoping to rid herself of the evil plants. "No I didn't their attacking me!" Miroku headed in the opposite direction. This woman was nuts!
"You ate the fruit!" He accused again. "No I swear I didn't! Please Miroku help me!"
Not being to ignore the plea Miroku swam back towards the frantic woman. By the time he had reached her Sango was pretty sure she had gotten all the plants off, but they were now circling around her like sharks. (an: insert jaws theme here.)
Sango lunged for Miroku, grabbing onto his shoulders and rapping her legs around his waist.
"I KNEW IT! YOU DID EAT THE FRUIT!"
"No I didn't! Cant you see them?"
A sound came from the shore behind them. "Oh!!!!!!!!"
Miroku turned, thus turning the attached Sango with him. They simultaneously screamed. "Oh calm ye selves childewn. It is only I Yetka." (an: in a bathing suit.) With still a look of terror on Sango and Miroku's face, Yetka kept talking. "I'm sowy, I tink I may haf intewupted sumting.but I had to wern ye, the frewt sumtimes causes hallucinations.." (an: no sadly enough the evil pink fruit army was not real.I'm broken up about it too.)
Yetka left, but not before giving Sango and Miroku a rather .interesting view. That bathing suit wasn't made for a woman that size.certain areas of her body that were meant to be covered, and under any said circumstance should be covered, were in plain view of those poor unfortunate souls Sango and Miroku.
They looked at each other. "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
Then they looked at on another again..They were naked, in each others arms, with certain areas of anatomy touching that had Sango not been the one to jump into Miroku's arm would have had to have removed said pieces of his anatomy.
"Well."
"Yeah."
"Miroku what's.that..."
"Um.well that is.you know..."
"Oh." "Yeah..."
"I'm letting go now." "Me too."
They pulled apart, blushing furiously. "Well one of us should get out." Miroku stated lamely.
Sango bit her lip, glancing at him. "Maybe we could stay in here a while."
Miroku stared at her. "So you did eat the fruit." Sango grabbed him and kissed him thoroughly. "And even if I did, do you care?" She asked in a smug voice.
With a dopey look on his face Miroku hoisted Sango back onto his hips. "Not at all."
************************************************** ...um...yeah..um..I promise Shippou won't act like this permently, he's on an ego trip at the moment, not expected to be back till the next chapter or two. Sango and Miroku.well.I don't know what inspired me there.well maybe inspire isn't the right werd, I'm sick right now and I sort of hallucinated and army off Scottish men marching towards me..it probably din't help that I had had one two many helpings of Nyquil, ...and was watching Braveheart..so the marching pink plants were .don't try to think about them too much, I know I'm not. Mel Gibson is cuter.please review!