Oh the Irony
Chapter 13
Kouga, Puppies, and Lies, Oh My!
A thousand times sry for not updating sooner...but you see there were these late night play rehearsals.but that's all over now.so.
The story is winding down, probably only 3, maybe 4 chapters left. Any ideas for just plain silly things, like the pink fruit would be great, I haven't written in so long do somewhat to writers block, and an utter fear of disappointing ..well u guys.
New favorite quote! "I'm not acting dumb, I AM DUMB!" (From the play "Absolutely Murder") Gooooooo team Lane!
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Their clothes were back in place, but the pair stood in an uncomfortable silence. Inuyasha, scuffed the ground with his foot, as Kagome stood in shock of the events of the past..half hour.
Even more shocking was..she sort of well initiated a lot of it. Hell she was an animal. (You go girl!)
The though left her uncomfortable for a moment, but with a shrug she brushed it off. (an: hey she's from the 20th century, she's a teenager, and it's expected.)
The silence hung like an oversized macrel, bloated from spray cheese over the two.
"So.."
"Uh huh..."
"Well..did you like ...It?'
"Um.it kind of hurt."
"Oh"
"But I think I liked it too"
"Really?"
"Yeah"
"Good"
(Awkward silence)
.. ..... ............
Kagome looked up suddenly, a little devil dancing in her bright eyes.
"Want to do it again?"
Two bodies collided. (an : and all you hentai people out there are getting the popcorn ready, for sum good entertainment.)
"Hello there." The two lovebirds stopped mid grope. (an: guess the pop secret will just have to stay in the bag.)
"Hi Kouga." Kagome offered, very much aware of the tomato her face decided to take after.
Inuyasha meanwhile had turned half way, and was trying to .ahem* adjust himself.
Kouga seemed to find the entire situation laughable, he knew quiet well what had been transpiring...or about to anyway..or juat had happened, depending on how you look at it. (an: the song "let's talk about sex" just popped into my head.)
"Well, I just thought that I would warn you, the lord of the Western lands is very close, and he doesn't seem happy about his half brother being within the vicinity."
Kagome took in this information, but was not highly concerned, Sango and Miroku would be back soon, and then they could get out of here.
"Thank you Kouga." Kagome said politely. Kouga stepped closer and took her hand. "If you ever have any trouble with the hanyou."
"Ahem." The said hanyou, was standing with one eyebrow raised was glowering at his mate and rival.
"Ah yes, well I have to return home, my cousin is expecting to have her puppies, and speaking of which, good luck with your litter."
Kagome began to question the statement, when Inuyasha clamped his hand over her mouth. "Yes thank you." Inuyasha glared pointedly, conveying the situation. Kouga seemed to get the message, information witch only proved to be more entertainment for him. He smiled just thinking of what she was going to do to him when she found out. Kouga left in whirlwind, and somewhere in the distance amused laughter could be heard.
"Inuyasha what was that about?" Inuyasha shifted uncomfortably. Looking to the heavens for some guidance, but all he saw was seven Spanish angles playing a funeral anthem. (an: damn you Willy Nelson!)
"What did he mean...about...the puppies?"
Inuyasha had faced many an enemy, but telling his mate that he got her pregnant, was well..was like watching the Barney show, terrifying, and life altering.
"Am I.preg" She stopped when Inuyasha gave a slight nod of the head.
Her eyes dilated, she appeared faint, and Inuyasha stepped forward to help support her. Unfortunately she didn't faint, which would have been much better for his health.
Instead he was faced with the finger. Not the thumb, not the pinky, not the one near the pinky which I have forgotten the name to, not the middle, but the pointer. The dreaded finger that you have aimed at you when you know you did something wrong and now were in (Big trouble Mister! "Yawl remember Michelle from Full House right?")
"Kagome maybe we should talk about this."
Her eyes hardened.
He took a step forward as if to implore her.
Her mouth twitched.
He withdrew.
The pointer finger began to waver. Inuyasha was jumping with inner joy, she was softening.
Oh wait she wasn't wavering she was shaking in anger. Shit.
"Run." The voice behind the words seemed inhuman, as if controlled by some unforeseen entity. The though that maybe pregnancy hormones were kicking in already occurred to Inuyasha, but he had enough common sense not to say so aloud.
Kagome stalked towards him. "You knew I would get pregnant didn't you." The finger out again. Inuyasha looked around, hoping for something anything that could save him from this woman's wrath. (an: That's right you man...squirm, squirm I say muahahahahahahahah)
She poked him in the jest. "You knew didn't you?" She poked him again. "Didn't you!"
"YES! Alright yes, I knew, but..." She struck him. "How dare you, first off, you bite me, then you seduce, then you get me pregnant! I can't wait till the new necklace gets here. I just can't believe you Inuyasha.."
"Hey Kagome, You were more then willing...Necklace.what necklace?"
It was Kagome's turn to shrink back. "Oops"
"I can't believe you, this is a conspiracy! (an: Mulder pops up again. "Trust No one." Scully is with him "Mulder there has to be a scientific explanati.(Fox William Mulder has finally done the one thing all us X-file fans have been waiting to see, He kissed Dan Katherine Scully.while she was trying to disprove him. Yay!) Okay back to the show)
"You were really planning on binding me again weren't you. You bitch!"
Inuyasha backed away until he was in the tree line, the distrust, and betrayal in his eyes was enough to bring Kagome to tears.
He leapt up and took off. Kagome sniffled; this wasn't how it was suppose to go.
A rustling came from the bushes behind her. Kagome turned slowly in fear that it was Sesshomaru.
An old woman emerged instead. "It is I Yetka!" She proclaimed.
Kagome sniffled again. The old woman came over to her, and put a comforting arm around Kagome. Well it would have been comforting if the old woman's armpit hair wasn't a good four inches long.
Yetka asked Kagome what was wrong, and Kagome feeling truly depressed unleashed the story upon the old woman.
At the end of the tail Yetka laughed. "Oh dewy he be back."
"How can you be sure?"
"Well hun dits like dis.men are like hard wood floors, lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for the rest f your life."
**************************************************************************** * Any ideas would much appreciated, please review!
A thousand times sry for not updating sooner...but you see there were these late night play rehearsals.but that's all over now.so.
The story is winding down, probably only 3, maybe 4 chapters left. Any ideas for just plain silly things, like the pink fruit would be great, I haven't written in so long do somewhat to writers block, and an utter fear of disappointing ..well u guys.
New favorite quote! "I'm not acting dumb, I AM DUMB!" (From the play "Absolutely Murder") Gooooooo team Lane!
***********************************************************************
Their clothes were back in place, but the pair stood in an uncomfortable silence. Inuyasha, scuffed the ground with his foot, as Kagome stood in shock of the events of the past..half hour.
Even more shocking was..she sort of well initiated a lot of it. Hell she was an animal. (You go girl!)
The though left her uncomfortable for a moment, but with a shrug she brushed it off. (an: hey she's from the 20th century, she's a teenager, and it's expected.)
The silence hung like an oversized macrel, bloated from spray cheese over the two.
"So.."
"Uh huh..."
"Well..did you like ...It?'
"Um.it kind of hurt."
"Oh"
"But I think I liked it too"
"Really?"
"Yeah"
"Good"
(Awkward silence)
.. ..... ............
Kagome looked up suddenly, a little devil dancing in her bright eyes.
"Want to do it again?"
Two bodies collided. (an : and all you hentai people out there are getting the popcorn ready, for sum good entertainment.)
"Hello there." The two lovebirds stopped mid grope. (an: guess the pop secret will just have to stay in the bag.)
"Hi Kouga." Kagome offered, very much aware of the tomato her face decided to take after.
Inuyasha meanwhile had turned half way, and was trying to .ahem* adjust himself.
Kouga seemed to find the entire situation laughable, he knew quiet well what had been transpiring...or about to anyway..or juat had happened, depending on how you look at it. (an: the song "let's talk about sex" just popped into my head.)
"Well, I just thought that I would warn you, the lord of the Western lands is very close, and he doesn't seem happy about his half brother being within the vicinity."
Kagome took in this information, but was not highly concerned, Sango and Miroku would be back soon, and then they could get out of here.
"Thank you Kouga." Kagome said politely. Kouga stepped closer and took her hand. "If you ever have any trouble with the hanyou."
"Ahem." The said hanyou, was standing with one eyebrow raised was glowering at his mate and rival.
"Ah yes, well I have to return home, my cousin is expecting to have her puppies, and speaking of which, good luck with your litter."
Kagome began to question the statement, when Inuyasha clamped his hand over her mouth. "Yes thank you." Inuyasha glared pointedly, conveying the situation. Kouga seemed to get the message, information witch only proved to be more entertainment for him. He smiled just thinking of what she was going to do to him when she found out. Kouga left in whirlwind, and somewhere in the distance amused laughter could be heard.
"Inuyasha what was that about?" Inuyasha shifted uncomfortably. Looking to the heavens for some guidance, but all he saw was seven Spanish angles playing a funeral anthem. (an: damn you Willy Nelson!)
"What did he mean...about...the puppies?"
Inuyasha had faced many an enemy, but telling his mate that he got her pregnant, was well..was like watching the Barney show, terrifying, and life altering.
"Am I.preg" She stopped when Inuyasha gave a slight nod of the head.
Her eyes dilated, she appeared faint, and Inuyasha stepped forward to help support her. Unfortunately she didn't faint, which would have been much better for his health.
Instead he was faced with the finger. Not the thumb, not the pinky, not the one near the pinky which I have forgotten the name to, not the middle, but the pointer. The dreaded finger that you have aimed at you when you know you did something wrong and now were in (Big trouble Mister! "Yawl remember Michelle from Full House right?")
"Kagome maybe we should talk about this."
Her eyes hardened.
He took a step forward as if to implore her.
Her mouth twitched.
He withdrew.
The pointer finger began to waver. Inuyasha was jumping with inner joy, she was softening.
Oh wait she wasn't wavering she was shaking in anger. Shit.
"Run." The voice behind the words seemed inhuman, as if controlled by some unforeseen entity. The though that maybe pregnancy hormones were kicking in already occurred to Inuyasha, but he had enough common sense not to say so aloud.
Kagome stalked towards him. "You knew I would get pregnant didn't you." The finger out again. Inuyasha looked around, hoping for something anything that could save him from this woman's wrath. (an: That's right you man...squirm, squirm I say muahahahahahahahah)
She poked him in the jest. "You knew didn't you?" She poked him again. "Didn't you!"
"YES! Alright yes, I knew, but..." She struck him. "How dare you, first off, you bite me, then you seduce, then you get me pregnant! I can't wait till the new necklace gets here. I just can't believe you Inuyasha.."
"Hey Kagome, You were more then willing...Necklace.what necklace?"
It was Kagome's turn to shrink back. "Oops"
"I can't believe you, this is a conspiracy! (an: Mulder pops up again. "Trust No one." Scully is with him "Mulder there has to be a scientific explanati.(Fox William Mulder has finally done the one thing all us X-file fans have been waiting to see, He kissed Dan Katherine Scully.while she was trying to disprove him. Yay!) Okay back to the show)
"You were really planning on binding me again weren't you. You bitch!"
Inuyasha backed away until he was in the tree line, the distrust, and betrayal in his eyes was enough to bring Kagome to tears.
He leapt up and took off. Kagome sniffled; this wasn't how it was suppose to go.
A rustling came from the bushes behind her. Kagome turned slowly in fear that it was Sesshomaru.
An old woman emerged instead. "It is I Yetka!" She proclaimed.
Kagome sniffled again. The old woman came over to her, and put a comforting arm around Kagome. Well it would have been comforting if the old woman's armpit hair wasn't a good four inches long.
Yetka asked Kagome what was wrong, and Kagome feeling truly depressed unleashed the story upon the old woman.
At the end of the tail Yetka laughed. "Oh dewy he be back."
"How can you be sure?"
"Well hun dits like dis.men are like hard wood floors, lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for the rest f your life."
**************************************************************************** * Any ideas would much appreciated, please review!