Oh the Irony
Chapter 14
Puddle O' Kikyo
Alright I know I haven't updated..for.a while (cough cough) But I have the story completed now... This isn't the last chapter. The next one is, and I will probably have that out by next week. Thank you so much to everyone who has been reviewing!
Disclaimer: Don't own don't sure.BEWARE THE PINK FRUIT! ************************************************************************ Kikyo stood stock still, her arrow pointed towards Inuyasha's head. The group stood stock still. What was up with everybody this week?
"Aww come on not her!" Shippou whined, seemingly over his macho man mindset.
"Not even I would grope that." Miroku mumbled. Sango glared at him from the corner of her eye.
Inuyasha stood stock still, as if the very air had been stolen from his lungs.
Kagome seethed.
Kikyo's eyes flashed with hate as she pulled back her bow string a little tighter. "Die Inuya."
"Hold it!" Kagome said, as she maneuvered herself directly in front of the undead women with major issues with moving on. One would think 50 years of deadness, and someone could jut say let by gones be by gones. She should talk to Operah.
Kikyo looked with contempt upon her reincarnation. "Move!" Kikyo demanded, her regal yet oh so pompous voice demanded. (an: I think Goldie Hawn in the movie Overboard)
Kagome was pissed.
"Move this!" She charged her look alike. (an: hut one, hut two HIKE!)
Sango, Miroku, Inuyasha and Shippou looked on in morbid interest, as the mikos locked arms.
They were slipping.down that little embankment, into.MUD! (an: and what were u expecting?...originality? pheh)
Sango ran foreword, perhaps to help her friend, or maybe just to get a better view. You decide.
"Two beautiful women wrestling in the mud?" Inuyasha more or less said to himself, but Miroku and Shippou could here him.
"This could prove interesting." Miroku said while trying to peek around Sango.
Shippou stepped up along side the monk, having the advantage of height, or lack there of to see through Sango's legs. (an: something Miroku had wished he though of first!)
"Kagome, hey your skirts falling off!" Shippou called to his adoptive mother. He was only trying to help. The other men however.
"Move!"
"Hey I wanna see!"
"No I was here first!"
"No you weren't I was!"
"Hey what do you mean YOU WANNA SEE?" Inuyasha roared, grabbing the cloth of the monk's robes.
Miroku's eyes had shrunk to about the size of peas. "Well I was.uh.well you shouldn't be looking either!" Miroku finished rather lamely. Sango whirled on both men. "Excuse me!" Her brown eyes danced with feministic rage, over the tow peeping toms checking out her friend.
"It was his idea." Inuyasha dropped Miroku and folded his arms like a stubborn child.
(an: but mommy he did it too!)
Then like a clap of lightning Inuyasha realized something. "Hey I can look at her if I want, she's my mate!"
Suddenly three pairs of eyes glued to him. His first thought was uh oh, quickly followed by oh no and finished with Kagome's going to rip off something vital.
"Die bitch!"
"I wouldn't be talking, cause the only bitch I see is you!" The rest of the gang turned to look at the dueling mikos just in time to see Kagome smash Kikyo's face into the mud. (an: something I know I'd like to see)Or they hoped it was Kagome. There was really a lot of mud.
The two mikos continued grappling with one another and the gang turned its attention back to the red faced hanyou.
"So mates huh?" Miroku waggled his eyebrows.
"So is there anything else you two have been keeping from us!" Sango demanded, but anyone could see the glimmer of a smile at the corner of her lips.
"Well she's pregnant."
"WHAT!"
"Oh I so saw this coming."
"Cradle robbing, mommy stealer!"
Needless to say one little fox demon was not thrilled.
"Wait Inuyasha, if Kagome's pregnant should she really be fighting with Kikyo?" Sango asked.
Inuyasha's eyes became the size of saucers. ((Moulder and Scully...again) "Flying saucers have been sited as far back as." "Moulder!" Scully grabbed his arm. "Look Moulder, we talked about this, now why don't we just leave the nice people alone." Moulder gave his adorable puppy pout face. (Aww!) Not even Scully could ignore a face like. "Look if we leave right now I'll let you find out if what they say about redheads is true. (Score one for Mrs. Spooky))
Inuyasha dashed off down the bank into the mud. "Kagome the pups!"
Kagome was too immersed in her fight that she completely blocked out anything else.
Inuyasha managed to put himself in-between the two women, but that then led to another problem. He was now trapped in between two psychotic women. One of which blames him for her death, and pinned him to a tree for fifty years, only to return from the dead with the sole purpose of dragging him to hell, and the other, a girl from the future who is the reincarnation of the afore mentioned woman, whom he recently impregnated, and accidentally claimed as his mate.
All together not the best position for him. And yet. "I think I had a dream like this once." He was still a man.
He grabbed Kagome and lifted her out of the mud, running up to where the others were waiting for them.
Kagome squirmed and kicked. "Let me at her, let me at her!"
"Calm down wench!" Inuyasha said to the crazed woman. It was all he could do to hold onto her. It was at that point that she bit him.
Inuyasha actually blushed; he leaned in and whispered in her ear. "Save that kinda stuff till later."
"Ewies!" Shippou cried out his disgust, being the only one who heard.
Inuyasha rounded on him. "Give it up midget, you were making out with the leather queen of the seventh hell earlier today!" Kagome looked disapprovingly at her mate.
"Alright, alright everyone, I think we just need to calm down." Sango stepped foreword, being the voice of reason.
"Die Inuyasha!"
Kikyo had crept up behind them, with her bow and arrow.
Inuyasha looked with irritation upon the undead mud person. "Shut up already!"
(Mud people! beer people! Woodstock! Yay baby!)
Shock registered on Kikyo's face. How could he say that to her? "This is your fault!" She turned her attention to the woman in Inuyasha's arms.
Kikyo aligned her arrow with her new target and prepared to shoot.
"FOX FIRE!"
Kikyo's hair went up like a roman torch. She dropped her bow and arrow, as the red flames danced atop her head. (an: we don't need no stinking water, let that mother fucker burn!)
"Ahhhhh!" Kikyo then started to run around flailing her arms wildly.
Miroku looked towards the other. "You think maybe we should help her?"
Sango had picked up Shippou and was watching with a silly smile on her face. "Well, why don't we wait just a few minutes?"
It was Kagome who finally decided to do something. She walked over to the tree line and grabbed the bucket of water that was sitting there. (an: convenient, no?)
While carry the bucket she calmly walked up the flaming priestess. *Splash*
The water doused the fire, leaving a relieved psychopath in it wake. Well she was relieved until. "Oh no I'm meeeeeeeeeltinngggg! Meltingggggg!"
Kikyo shriveled and shrank as her body collapsed from under her, leaving only a puddle in her memory.
Shippou carefully tip toed up to the puddle O' Kikyo.
The others looked on in horror and morbid fascination. "Who da thunk it?"
(an: wake up you sleepy heads the wicked witch is dead!)
************************************************************************ Please review!
Alright I know I haven't updated..for.a while (cough cough) But I have the story completed now... This isn't the last chapter. The next one is, and I will probably have that out by next week. Thank you so much to everyone who has been reviewing!
Disclaimer: Don't own don't sure.BEWARE THE PINK FRUIT! ************************************************************************ Kikyo stood stock still, her arrow pointed towards Inuyasha's head. The group stood stock still. What was up with everybody this week?
"Aww come on not her!" Shippou whined, seemingly over his macho man mindset.
"Not even I would grope that." Miroku mumbled. Sango glared at him from the corner of her eye.
Inuyasha stood stock still, as if the very air had been stolen from his lungs.
Kagome seethed.
Kikyo's eyes flashed with hate as she pulled back her bow string a little tighter. "Die Inuya."
"Hold it!" Kagome said, as she maneuvered herself directly in front of the undead women with major issues with moving on. One would think 50 years of deadness, and someone could jut say let by gones be by gones. She should talk to Operah.
Kikyo looked with contempt upon her reincarnation. "Move!" Kikyo demanded, her regal yet oh so pompous voice demanded. (an: I think Goldie Hawn in the movie Overboard)
Kagome was pissed.
"Move this!" She charged her look alike. (an: hut one, hut two HIKE!)
Sango, Miroku, Inuyasha and Shippou looked on in morbid interest, as the mikos locked arms.
They were slipping.down that little embankment, into.MUD! (an: and what were u expecting?...originality? pheh)
Sango ran foreword, perhaps to help her friend, or maybe just to get a better view. You decide.
"Two beautiful women wrestling in the mud?" Inuyasha more or less said to himself, but Miroku and Shippou could here him.
"This could prove interesting." Miroku said while trying to peek around Sango.
Shippou stepped up along side the monk, having the advantage of height, or lack there of to see through Sango's legs. (an: something Miroku had wished he though of first!)
"Kagome, hey your skirts falling off!" Shippou called to his adoptive mother. He was only trying to help. The other men however.
"Move!"
"Hey I wanna see!"
"No I was here first!"
"No you weren't I was!"
"Hey what do you mean YOU WANNA SEE?" Inuyasha roared, grabbing the cloth of the monk's robes.
Miroku's eyes had shrunk to about the size of peas. "Well I was.uh.well you shouldn't be looking either!" Miroku finished rather lamely. Sango whirled on both men. "Excuse me!" Her brown eyes danced with feministic rage, over the tow peeping toms checking out her friend.
"It was his idea." Inuyasha dropped Miroku and folded his arms like a stubborn child.
(an: but mommy he did it too!)
Then like a clap of lightning Inuyasha realized something. "Hey I can look at her if I want, she's my mate!"
Suddenly three pairs of eyes glued to him. His first thought was uh oh, quickly followed by oh no and finished with Kagome's going to rip off something vital.
"Die bitch!"
"I wouldn't be talking, cause the only bitch I see is you!" The rest of the gang turned to look at the dueling mikos just in time to see Kagome smash Kikyo's face into the mud. (an: something I know I'd like to see)Or they hoped it was Kagome. There was really a lot of mud.
The two mikos continued grappling with one another and the gang turned its attention back to the red faced hanyou.
"So mates huh?" Miroku waggled his eyebrows.
"So is there anything else you two have been keeping from us!" Sango demanded, but anyone could see the glimmer of a smile at the corner of her lips.
"Well she's pregnant."
"WHAT!"
"Oh I so saw this coming."
"Cradle robbing, mommy stealer!"
Needless to say one little fox demon was not thrilled.
"Wait Inuyasha, if Kagome's pregnant should she really be fighting with Kikyo?" Sango asked.
Inuyasha's eyes became the size of saucers. ((Moulder and Scully...again) "Flying saucers have been sited as far back as." "Moulder!" Scully grabbed his arm. "Look Moulder, we talked about this, now why don't we just leave the nice people alone." Moulder gave his adorable puppy pout face. (Aww!) Not even Scully could ignore a face like. "Look if we leave right now I'll let you find out if what they say about redheads is true. (Score one for Mrs. Spooky))
Inuyasha dashed off down the bank into the mud. "Kagome the pups!"
Kagome was too immersed in her fight that she completely blocked out anything else.
Inuyasha managed to put himself in-between the two women, but that then led to another problem. He was now trapped in between two psychotic women. One of which blames him for her death, and pinned him to a tree for fifty years, only to return from the dead with the sole purpose of dragging him to hell, and the other, a girl from the future who is the reincarnation of the afore mentioned woman, whom he recently impregnated, and accidentally claimed as his mate.
All together not the best position for him. And yet. "I think I had a dream like this once." He was still a man.
He grabbed Kagome and lifted her out of the mud, running up to where the others were waiting for them.
Kagome squirmed and kicked. "Let me at her, let me at her!"
"Calm down wench!" Inuyasha said to the crazed woman. It was all he could do to hold onto her. It was at that point that she bit him.
Inuyasha actually blushed; he leaned in and whispered in her ear. "Save that kinda stuff till later."
"Ewies!" Shippou cried out his disgust, being the only one who heard.
Inuyasha rounded on him. "Give it up midget, you were making out with the leather queen of the seventh hell earlier today!" Kagome looked disapprovingly at her mate.
"Alright, alright everyone, I think we just need to calm down." Sango stepped foreword, being the voice of reason.
"Die Inuyasha!"
Kikyo had crept up behind them, with her bow and arrow.
Inuyasha looked with irritation upon the undead mud person. "Shut up already!"
(Mud people! beer people! Woodstock! Yay baby!)
Shock registered on Kikyo's face. How could he say that to her? "This is your fault!" She turned her attention to the woman in Inuyasha's arms.
Kikyo aligned her arrow with her new target and prepared to shoot.
"FOX FIRE!"
Kikyo's hair went up like a roman torch. She dropped her bow and arrow, as the red flames danced atop her head. (an: we don't need no stinking water, let that mother fucker burn!)
"Ahhhhh!" Kikyo then started to run around flailing her arms wildly.
Miroku looked towards the other. "You think maybe we should help her?"
Sango had picked up Shippou and was watching with a silly smile on her face. "Well, why don't we wait just a few minutes?"
It was Kagome who finally decided to do something. She walked over to the tree line and grabbed the bucket of water that was sitting there. (an: convenient, no?)
While carry the bucket she calmly walked up the flaming priestess. *Splash*
The water doused the fire, leaving a relieved psychopath in it wake. Well she was relieved until. "Oh no I'm meeeeeeeeeltinngggg! Meltingggggg!"
Kikyo shriveled and shrank as her body collapsed from under her, leaving only a puddle in her memory.
Shippou carefully tip toed up to the puddle O' Kikyo.
The others looked on in horror and morbid fascination. "Who da thunk it?"
(an: wake up you sleepy heads the wicked witch is dead!)
************************************************************************ Please review!