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this story has no beginning......but it does have an ending
...."you stole my horse!" she yelled at ganon. ganon chuckled.she went on his horse.they galloped over to
a secluded area of hyrule. two seconds later the horse staring bouncing up and down. ganons health
skyrocketed to 100. he killed her the second she got off the horse and stole her rupees.
then ganon stole another horse from a woman, hoping for a blow. she asked a guard to arrest ganon. ganon
he beat him with a police club, and ganon killed more guards into he had six stars of wantedness.
ganon walked over to a rotating pink circle with a pill on it and eveything went slow. ganon blew
55758575856756567556756565675665655765575 women and 568700000 men and gave them all crabs.
ganon galloped over to the pole position club. he plopped down to a seat and watched a blonde woman
in a white bikini dance. ganon was aroused."whats your name?" he asked.
"zelda," she replied."and yours?"
"ganon"
"whatre you doing later?"
"meeting my pimp, link," zelda said.
"ill pay you for another dance"
"no way. got a triforce?"
"nope. whats a triforce?"
"its slang for drugs. a triforce of power is a speedball. a triforce of wisdom is weed. a triforce
of courage is heroin."
"do you have any of those?"
"yeah, i had a triforce of wisdom...i used it up 5 minutes ago.i have a triforce of power..."
ganon pulled out a sword and pointed it at her head,"ill take that triforce of power now..
no need to protect it,"
"LINK!" she screamed, the moment she surrendered. ganon was surprised about her pimp, he was the same age,
blonde, and had a sword of his own. ganon started laughing, as a sword was protroding out of his
skull.
"say hello to the master sword" link said,then they left.
this story has no beginning......but it does have an ending
...."you stole my horse!" she yelled at ganon. ganon chuckled.she went on his horse.they galloped over to
a secluded area of hyrule. two seconds later the horse staring bouncing up and down. ganons health
skyrocketed to 100. he killed her the second she got off the horse and stole her rupees.
then ganon stole another horse from a woman, hoping for a blow. she asked a guard to arrest ganon. ganon
he beat him with a police club, and ganon killed more guards into he had six stars of wantedness.
ganon walked over to a rotating pink circle with a pill on it and eveything went slow. ganon blew
55758575856756567556756565675665655765575 women and 568700000 men and gave them all crabs.
ganon galloped over to the pole position club. he plopped down to a seat and watched a blonde woman
in a white bikini dance. ganon was aroused."whats your name?" he asked.
"zelda," she replied."and yours?"
"ganon"
"whatre you doing later?"
"meeting my pimp, link," zelda said.
"ill pay you for another dance"
"no way. got a triforce?"
"nope. whats a triforce?"
"its slang for drugs. a triforce of power is a speedball. a triforce of wisdom is weed. a triforce
of courage is heroin."
"do you have any of those?"
"yeah, i had a triforce of wisdom...i used it up 5 minutes ago.i have a triforce of power..."
ganon pulled out a sword and pointed it at her head,"ill take that triforce of power now..
no need to protect it,"
"LINK!" she screamed, the moment she surrendered. ganon was surprised about her pimp, he was the same age,
blonde, and had a sword of his own. ganon started laughing, as a sword was protroding out of his
skull.
"say hello to the master sword" link said,then they left.