A Collection of Fruits Basket Poems
By: Shadow Cat17
Cat: I DON'T OWN THEM!! This poem is about Shigure! I dedicate this poem
to my friend Meredith (The Wesley) because she likes Shigure!!
Chapter 11: A Novelist
It's so hard being me
Looking after two teenage boys who hate each other
And a naïve high school girl
My house is always being destroyed
If anybody needs a demolishing crew
I'll send the two boys over, they'll demolish a house in five minutes flat.
I sing "High school girls, High school girls all for me."
And that automatically makes me a pervert!
Just because I like young girls, doesn't mean I'll do anything!
I mean its not like I can anyway!
I'm cursed, damnit!
But that's me, so I guess I have to live with my pervertness.
I write novels
I enjoy writing novels
Who am I kidding I LOVE writing novels!
And I LOVE tormenting my poor editor!
She's so nice, to stay with me even after all of my antics.
She's such an emotional women.
I have two best friends
Ones a stiff and a doctor
But he knows how to get me out of scrapes
Plus, he can drive!
Nobody trusts me in a car.
The other is loud, carefree, pretty-boy clothes designer
And I mean this in the best possible way
I'm loud, so we're loud together.
Plus, he can take a joke!
And we love embarrassing the younger cousins.
I'm not serious all the time
But when I am its rare
I'm not stupid though I act like an idiot
But when I am everybody listens because what I say at this time is
important
I like it when people listen to me it makes me feel special.
Especially since I am the funny, idiot, carefree novelist, cursed cousin
But I wouldn't change anything because I like me the way I am.
By: Shadow Cat17
Cat: I DON'T OWN THEM!! This poem is about Shigure! I dedicate this poem
to my friend Meredith (The Wesley) because she likes Shigure!!
Chapter 11: A Novelist
It's so hard being me
Looking after two teenage boys who hate each other
And a naïve high school girl
My house is always being destroyed
If anybody needs a demolishing crew
I'll send the two boys over, they'll demolish a house in five minutes flat.
I sing "High school girls, High school girls all for me."
And that automatically makes me a pervert!
Just because I like young girls, doesn't mean I'll do anything!
I mean its not like I can anyway!
I'm cursed, damnit!
But that's me, so I guess I have to live with my pervertness.
I write novels
I enjoy writing novels
Who am I kidding I LOVE writing novels!
And I LOVE tormenting my poor editor!
She's so nice, to stay with me even after all of my antics.
She's such an emotional women.
I have two best friends
Ones a stiff and a doctor
But he knows how to get me out of scrapes
Plus, he can drive!
Nobody trusts me in a car.
The other is loud, carefree, pretty-boy clothes designer
And I mean this in the best possible way
I'm loud, so we're loud together.
Plus, he can take a joke!
And we love embarrassing the younger cousins.
I'm not serious all the time
But when I am its rare
I'm not stupid though I act like an idiot
But when I am everybody listens because what I say at this time is
important
I like it when people listen to me it makes me feel special.
Especially since I am the funny, idiot, carefree novelist, cursed cousin
But I wouldn't change anything because I like me the way I am.