Disclaimer: Don't own Inu Yasha, but wish I did!!!
Okay, This is just something that I came up with while watching my older sister. So the twisted idea for this came from my family. Please enjoy!
"Wrong hole."
Sota carried the tray of little goodies his mother had made for Kagome while she did her homework.
He didn't know why he needed to act like her butler, but he was okay with it.
It gave him a reason to bug her.
As he approached her door, he stopped, he could hear two voices coming from her room.
He stood there and listened.
"Inu Yasha! What are you doing?!"
"Damnit Kagome, hold still!"
"I will not! You don't know where to stick that!"
"Yes I do! I've stuck it in Kikyo before!"
"What?! I don't want that in me if it was in her!"
"Stop complaining! I know what I'm doing!"
"Ow! That hurts!"
"Well, quit moving!"
Sota stood absolutely still.
'They aren't,' Sota thought, 'They can't.'
He stilled his thoughts and listened again.
"Stop pulling on my cloths Inu Yasha!"
"They're in my way!"
"Ow!"
"That's better."
"What are you doing!?"
"Just be quiet."
"Ow! Inu Yashaaaaaaaaa! Wrong hole!"
"What?"
"Sis!" Sota yelled as he ran into Kagome's room.
Kagome sat in front of a mirror on her desk.
Inu Yasha stood behind her with her hair pulled up in one of his hands and an earring in the other.
Both looked at Sota.
"Huh? Sota?" Kagome blinked.
Sota looked at the two of them, "You were putting earrings on her?" He asked.
"What did you think he was doing?" Kagome asked.
"Well, all that stuff you were yelling, I thought he... well... hurt you..." Sota mumbled.
"He did! He nearly jammed that thing so far in my ear canal it almost reached my ear drum!"
"Only because you were moving!" Inu Yasha yelled.
Sota laughed, "Well mom wanted me to bring these to you."
He handed Kagome the tray of goodies.
"I'll see you guys later!" Sota called as he ran out, closing the door behind him.
"I wonder what he thought we were doing?" Kagome said.
Inu Yasha thought back to how long he could smell Sota behind the door, and all that Sota had heard.
"I don't think you really want to know." Inu Yasha said, "But, I don't think you should have said 'Wrong hole.'"
And that's it folks! This is just a crazy one shot! RR and tell me if you liked it or if you hate it. I'm always open to suggestion!
Okay, This is just something that I came up with while watching my older sister. So the twisted idea for this came from my family. Please enjoy!
"Wrong hole."
Sota carried the tray of little goodies his mother had made for Kagome while she did her homework.
He didn't know why he needed to act like her butler, but he was okay with it.
It gave him a reason to bug her.
As he approached her door, he stopped, he could hear two voices coming from her room.
He stood there and listened.
"Inu Yasha! What are you doing?!"
"Damnit Kagome, hold still!"
"I will not! You don't know where to stick that!"
"Yes I do! I've stuck it in Kikyo before!"
"What?! I don't want that in me if it was in her!"
"Stop complaining! I know what I'm doing!"
"Ow! That hurts!"
"Well, quit moving!"
Sota stood absolutely still.
'They aren't,' Sota thought, 'They can't.'
He stilled his thoughts and listened again.
"Stop pulling on my cloths Inu Yasha!"
"They're in my way!"
"Ow!"
"That's better."
"What are you doing!?"
"Just be quiet."
"Ow! Inu Yashaaaaaaaaa! Wrong hole!"
"What?"
"Sis!" Sota yelled as he ran into Kagome's room.
Kagome sat in front of a mirror on her desk.
Inu Yasha stood behind her with her hair pulled up in one of his hands and an earring in the other.
Both looked at Sota.
"Huh? Sota?" Kagome blinked.
Sota looked at the two of them, "You were putting earrings on her?" He asked.
"What did you think he was doing?" Kagome asked.
"Well, all that stuff you were yelling, I thought he... well... hurt you..." Sota mumbled.
"He did! He nearly jammed that thing so far in my ear canal it almost reached my ear drum!"
"Only because you were moving!" Inu Yasha yelled.
Sota laughed, "Well mom wanted me to bring these to you."
He handed Kagome the tray of goodies.
"I'll see you guys later!" Sota called as he ran out, closing the door behind him.
"I wonder what he thought we were doing?" Kagome said.
Inu Yasha thought back to how long he could smell Sota behind the door, and all that Sota had heard.
"I don't think you really want to know." Inu Yasha said, "But, I don't think you should have said 'Wrong hole.'"
And that's it folks! This is just a crazy one shot! RR and tell me if you liked it or if you hate it. I'm always open to suggestion!