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"Minerva!" Hooch yelled down the corridor. Minerva carried on walking.
"Merlin Minerva what kind of bug have you got stuck up your ass today?"
Minerva turned around her face was a look of pure rage. Her eyes shot
daggers at poor Madam Hooch. She whimpered a bit. But ran right up to the
angry Scottish woman.
"Min what's wrong?" She asked softly. Minerva didn't answer.
"Is it Dumbledore?" She didn't answer.
"What is it?" Minerva's anger suddenly returned again.

"You want to know! Fine I'll tell you. I stand here all day teaching snotty
children how to do stupid magic tricks. When all they do is go of and snog
a man about 7 times their age! It's so stupid. I felt like strangling the
tiny whore. I bet she's only doing it to get good grades. Sleep with the
headmaster change everything to A's. It's disgusting."

The halls of Hogwarts were dark that night as Albus walked down them. The
moon light danced around the floor trying and failing to light the
blackness. It was the second time in a row Minerva had not turned up at his
office. He was worried, Minerva always turned up for their chat and game of
chess. He rounded the corner and came to the huge portrait.

"Good evening Headmaster." The young girl in the portrait said softly.
"Could you please state the password before I let you in?"
"Of course my dear. Selkie." The small girl in the picture looked shocked.
"Oh no headmaster. Professor McGonagall changed the password this morning.
I thought you knew it?" She asked softly. Albus was shocked she hadn't told
him the new password? He sighed softly.

"No she didn't... but I really need to see it. It's very important can't you
just let the rules slip just this once." He smiled at her. The young girl
blushed.
"Well... but professor McGonagall would be very mad at me. She might even
move me. Or worse." She was interrupted.
"I will see that nothing bad comes of you."
"Well... I guess just this once." The portrait swung open, Albus stepped in
side slowly. The living room was in total darkness apart from the last of
the once roaring fire. He made his way other to the door he knew lead to
her bedroom and opened it slightly. What he saw startled him. There she
was the ageing beauty. Lying on her bed fully clothed and crying? He had
never seen her cry before. He entered the room silently; she looked up when
he closed the door. Whipping the tears away quickly.
"Albus? What are you doing here," She asked shocked her stern voice
brimming with some sort of bitterness.

"I was worried my dear." He said sitting down on her bed softly. "I haven't
seen you for two days." He lent over softly. His hand touching her cheek.
Triggering tiny waves of pleasure over her body. Damn hormones, she cursed
her body for betraying her at such a time. He was only a man after all.

"So what's wrong?" He asked, his eyes twinkling softly. A smile playing
over his lips.
"You should know." She said spitefully. He jolted back ever so slightly.
"What?"
"You heard me Albus Dumbledore. How dare you take advantage of student's
like that! Who do you think you are? How much younger is she then you
Albus? What were you thinking? You may be a man but you don't have to take
a small teenager in your bed to fill your... desires."

She was angry he could tell that. But there was also some other emotion
that he didn't understand... was it, no it couldn't be jalousie.
"Minerva what are you on about?"
"I'm on about you and that little display with Granger!" Albus's smile
dropped.
"Minerva?"
"I saw you Albus snogging and holding each other. It's disgusting!" Her
face was screwed up in disgust.

"No... no Minerva you have this all wrong she kissed me!" He snapped.
"A likely story Albus. Is she good Albus? Does she make you feel young
again?" Her words were dripping with poison they burnt into Albus like a
poker.
"Minerva there was only ever one student I ever wanted to touch like that!"
He muttered. She smiled slightly.
"And who was that?" She snapped spitefully. Instead of answering he pressed
his lips softly against her.

(wohoooo. Very strange chapter! Please review!)