A/N I'll up date every day as long as I'm allow on aol the story doesn't really have chapters so I'm updating how ever much I can type up in one day.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything I'm poor please don't sue I've got a Phillip if you want it. A/N Phillip is a nickel from fairy odd parents incase you don't get the Joke

Second day of typing

"YOU SWALLOWED PART OF THE SHIKON JEWEL?!" Inu-yasha half screamed half growled before lunging at Jill with the tetsusaiga drawn.

*squeals* "bitch I'll bite you if you even try," said Jill

"WHAT?!?!? I AM NOT YOU'RE BITCH," yelled Inu-yasha.

"ears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" squealed Jill as she ran over to Inu-yasha and started rubbing his ears, "awwwww you got kitty ears aren't you a sexy kitty?" Jill continued on in this manner until inu-yasha's growling was to loud to ignore.

"Ohhh kitty doesn't like to get his ear's rubbed? No. it's ok you're still sexy and I'M TALL!!!!!!!!"

"not really your shorter then average height. That you are," said Kenshin.

"You're short too so dummy up. Pet the kitty ears," said jill doing just that.

"THEY'RE NOT KITTY EARS!!!!!! THEY'RE DOG EARS!!!!!!" screamed Inu-yasha.

"Oh sorry," said Jill in a small voice, "ya know what now that I'm tall I'll defeat the Evil Dojo on my own *dum Dum DUM* you can get out on your own. Hastala buh bye," with that Jill flew out of the pit.

"hey wait I'll help you! I'll let you call me kitty! You can pet my ears!" yelled Inu-yasha.

"when ever I want?" asked Jill her head sticking out over the edge of the pit.

"When ever you want," said Inu-yasha begrudgingly.

"yay" squealed Jill fluttering down into the pit and wrapping her arms around Inu-yasha and fluttering up out of the pit.

"I said I'd help you before!" called Kenshin.

"no you didn't," said Inu-yasha.

"Yes I did," argued Kenshin.

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"Why don't we just go to the tape?" (A/N Yay I get to sop typing "no" "yes" over and over) asked Jill.

"there's a tape?" asked Kenshin.

"yup" said Jill.

"you knew there was a tape and you didn't think to tell us!" yelled Inu- yasha.

"I just thought of it now" said Jill.

A/N wow I can type three pages in 45 minutes uhhhhhhhhh Jill is roughly based on me when I have coffee. Bit of advise don't give me anything with caffeine I'm bad with caffeine free soda too. I can change the subject in the blink of an eye. I luv emus I think they're sexy they're a sexy beast. I'm gonna sleep now; joigoejihoiejjjeojerjrroejejjomfoej he he that's what it looks like when I type with my head.