A/N in this chapter you are going to witness what happens when Chris takes
my notebook it is also why I changed the rating
"I just thought of it now" said Jill "anyway to the tape," Jill then skipped off screen to return with TV VCR and a remote. Jill took the remote off the top of the TV and rewound the tape a little over three hours then pushed play.
~~~~**on the TV screen**~~~~
"wowie! He's right," squealed Jill, "so will you help me defeat the evil dojo??" dum Dum DUM
"oh yeah sure" said Inu-yasha sarcastically
"YAY thanks," squealed Jill the sarcasm lost on her.
"YOU IDIOT-"
~~~~**on the set**~~~~
Jill stopped the tape then said "See Inu-Yasha was right you never answered the question."
"HA!! I told you," yelled Inu-Yasha triumphantly.
"I've got a question. Couldn't Inu-Yasha have just jumped out of the pit on his own since he's half demon?" asked a random member of the audience.
"Yeah why couldn't I?" asked Inu-yasha.
"It wasn't in the script," said Jill fluttering up from the pit with Kenshin snuggled in her arms.
"Why did you pull me out of the hole I never agreed to help you. That I did not," said Kenshin.
"because it sounded like you wanted to help. If you don't I'll shove your ass back in there. SO IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU YOU'LL HELP ME!!! KK?" Jill said smiling sweetly.
"I never said I wasn't going to I was just asking," said Kenshin.
"Good now come on," said Jill, "yes I'm the real slim shady- NOOOO no no no no no make it go away!" yelled Jill bashing her head against a tree.
"What the hell are you doing?" asked Inu-yasha.
"trying to get the song out of my head" said Jill staring at him with slightly crossed eyes.
"Riiiiiiight you freaking spas don't we need to defeat the evil dojo?" asked Inu-yasha.
"why was there a dum Dum DUM AFTER EVIL DOJO? *dum Dum DUM*" asked Kenshin.
"Sound effect error" said Jill
"Yeah well whoever's doing sound effects better get their act together" yelled Inu-yasha.
"Hey back off I'm also the camera crew, and the author and I can kill any one of you off. So get back to the scene," shouted the sound effects/camera- ahh screw it Lilramona.
"Hey you don't own me!!!!!!!!" yelled Inu-yasha.(A/N this serves as a declaimer)
"true but I am borrowing you and Kenshin so do what I say...EACH OTHER!!!" says Lilramona (A/N is my name even capitalized? Someone get back to me on that)
"I don't get it," said Inu-yasha.
"She said do what she says then she said each other as do each other. Please say that was a joke," said Kenshin looking adorably pathetic.
"I was don't worry oh and even If I wasn't I would have changed my mind because of how adorable you look right now," I said.
As they walked on, Inu-yasha had an extreme urge to touch Jill's silky body. As he did he got smacked upside the head by her. He got so mad that he raped her, and then killed her after being well pleasured. He then continued on his on his journey to fight the evil dojo.
"CHRIS YOU ARE NOT THE AUTHOR DO NOT WRITE IN THE NOTEBOOK IS THIS CLEAR??? IT BETTER BE OR I'LL HIT YOU WITH THE NOTEBOOK!!" shouted Lilramona, "OK PEOPLE PRETEND THAT NEVER HAPPENED. Chris go hang out with Miroku. Now on to the story where *I* left off. KK? Good. Action!"
"yes we do, but I can't- oh hey the song went away. On to the evil dojo *dum Dum DUM*" shouted Jill.
"ok then back to the mission we defeat the evil dojo, kill Jill take the shikon shard then go kind Kagome, Shippo, Sango, and the monk," said Inu- yasha.
"Why do I have to die?" asked Jill.
"Because you have the shard," said Inu-yasha, "stupid wench"
"I AM NOT A WHORE NOR AM I FRENCH YOU DIPWAD*!" yelled Jill beating Inu- yasha in the head with a bokken*.
A/N if you have gotten this far you'll have noticed that I lied about changing the story I just want someone to read and review please do this now push the button god damnit Anzu2: you read it!!!!!! I am slightly loved oh and what the hell does OOC mean I've been trying to figure thatr out for the past year yeah I'm pathetic
*Definitions dipwad: he's my ex and can't get over the fact that I broke up with after a week and a half and this was in November its mi favorite term for him and Andrew who have joined together in hating me bokken: Japanese wood practice sword in this case anzu2's field hockey stick also what I want to hit jesse and Andrew with
"I just thought of it now" said Jill "anyway to the tape," Jill then skipped off screen to return with TV VCR and a remote. Jill took the remote off the top of the TV and rewound the tape a little over three hours then pushed play.
~~~~**on the TV screen**~~~~
"wowie! He's right," squealed Jill, "so will you help me defeat the evil dojo??" dum Dum DUM
"oh yeah sure" said Inu-yasha sarcastically
"YAY thanks," squealed Jill the sarcasm lost on her.
"YOU IDIOT-"
~~~~**on the set**~~~~
Jill stopped the tape then said "See Inu-Yasha was right you never answered the question."
"HA!! I told you," yelled Inu-Yasha triumphantly.
"I've got a question. Couldn't Inu-Yasha have just jumped out of the pit on his own since he's half demon?" asked a random member of the audience.
"Yeah why couldn't I?" asked Inu-yasha.
"It wasn't in the script," said Jill fluttering up from the pit with Kenshin snuggled in her arms.
"Why did you pull me out of the hole I never agreed to help you. That I did not," said Kenshin.
"because it sounded like you wanted to help. If you don't I'll shove your ass back in there. SO IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU YOU'LL HELP ME!!! KK?" Jill said smiling sweetly.
"I never said I wasn't going to I was just asking," said Kenshin.
"Good now come on," said Jill, "yes I'm the real slim shady- NOOOO no no no no no make it go away!" yelled Jill bashing her head against a tree.
"What the hell are you doing?" asked Inu-yasha.
"trying to get the song out of my head" said Jill staring at him with slightly crossed eyes.
"Riiiiiiight you freaking spas don't we need to defeat the evil dojo?" asked Inu-yasha.
"why was there a dum Dum DUM AFTER EVIL DOJO? *dum Dum DUM*" asked Kenshin.
"Sound effect error" said Jill
"Yeah well whoever's doing sound effects better get their act together" yelled Inu-yasha.
"Hey back off I'm also the camera crew, and the author and I can kill any one of you off. So get back to the scene," shouted the sound effects/camera- ahh screw it Lilramona.
"Hey you don't own me!!!!!!!!" yelled Inu-yasha.(A/N this serves as a declaimer)
"true but I am borrowing you and Kenshin so do what I say...EACH OTHER!!!" says Lilramona (A/N is my name even capitalized? Someone get back to me on that)
"I don't get it," said Inu-yasha.
"She said do what she says then she said each other as do each other. Please say that was a joke," said Kenshin looking adorably pathetic.
"I was don't worry oh and even If I wasn't I would have changed my mind because of how adorable you look right now," I said.
As they walked on, Inu-yasha had an extreme urge to touch Jill's silky body. As he did he got smacked upside the head by her. He got so mad that he raped her, and then killed her after being well pleasured. He then continued on his on his journey to fight the evil dojo.
"CHRIS YOU ARE NOT THE AUTHOR DO NOT WRITE IN THE NOTEBOOK IS THIS CLEAR??? IT BETTER BE OR I'LL HIT YOU WITH THE NOTEBOOK!!" shouted Lilramona, "OK PEOPLE PRETEND THAT NEVER HAPPENED. Chris go hang out with Miroku. Now on to the story where *I* left off. KK? Good. Action!"
"yes we do, but I can't- oh hey the song went away. On to the evil dojo *dum Dum DUM*" shouted Jill.
"ok then back to the mission we defeat the evil dojo, kill Jill take the shikon shard then go kind Kagome, Shippo, Sango, and the monk," said Inu- yasha.
"Why do I have to die?" asked Jill.
"Because you have the shard," said Inu-yasha, "stupid wench"
"I AM NOT A WHORE NOR AM I FRENCH YOU DIPWAD*!" yelled Jill beating Inu- yasha in the head with a bokken*.
A/N if you have gotten this far you'll have noticed that I lied about changing the story I just want someone to read and review please do this now push the button god damnit Anzu2: you read it!!!!!! I am slightly loved oh and what the hell does OOC mean I've been trying to figure thatr out for the past year yeah I'm pathetic
*Definitions dipwad: he's my ex and can't get over the fact that I broke up with after a week and a half and this was in November its mi favorite term for him and Andrew who have joined together in hating me bokken: Japanese wood practice sword in this case anzu2's field hockey stick also what I want to hit jesse and Andrew with