^Title Page^
The Marauder's Guide to Marauding at Hogwarts
By Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs
^Summary^
How we survived years one through to seven. Pranks to play on your teachers, friends, casual acquaintances, enemies, and complete strangers.
^Moony's Guide to the Marauders^
Moony ~ Remus J Lupin, at your service. The teachers always thought I was the mature, sensible one; because of my good grades and tendency to NOT let the teachers see me playing pranks. They never knew that I was the mastermind behind over half our pranks.
Wormtail ~ Next is Peter Pettigrew. Pete was never a suspect in the teacher's eyes, he looked too innocent and they underestimated him. He did a lot of the setting up of the pranks.
Padfoot ~ Sirius Black. Ah yes, Paddy was one of the ones that the teachers always blamed. No poker face whatsoever. He didn't come up with all that many pranks, but the ones he did think up were brilliant.
Prongs ~ The last Marauder, who actually came up with the term 'Marauder', the one who set the pranks up and came up with quite a few. James has an unfortunate liking for dungbombs, and because of that our professors are now all chronically afraid of them.
^The Marauder's Dedications^
Prongs ~ I dedicate my part in this book to two people: To Lily, the love of my life; and to Moony, who was the genius that came up with the idea for this book.
Moony ~ To Lily, the best friend a guy could have, who wasn't a Marauder; to Luna, my favourite Christmas present; and to Cassia, the crazy girl I cant help but love.
Wormtail ~ To Katie, my girlfriend, and to Cassia, for keeping Remus from getting us all killed by Professor McGonagall on many occasions.
Padfoot ~ To Lily, for keeping Prongs in check; Cassia, for keeping Moony in check; Katie, for keeping Wormtail in check; Angel, for keeping me in check, and for Mrs Eliza Lupin, Moony's mum, for keeping us all in check.
^A Last Word From Prongs^
Just a quick note for any future Marauders. Be careful not to let the teachers catch you in the act, plead innocence until all hope is lost, run as fast as you can, and, especially if you're related to Moony or me, try not to demolish Hogwarts.
^Warning From Padfoot^
I highly suggest not trying any of this stuff unless you have either; a) a good alibi, b) really fast running ability, c) a lot of money and a bribe- able teacher, d) natural talent for pranking, or e) a wish to attempt to break our detention record. Yeah right, like that could happen!
Well! Aren't you all wondering what else the book has stored in its pages? I am!
AppleJuiceMaster and the person who reviewed anonymously? Thanks! I really appreciate it and I hope you both review again!
And the rest of you? Review! Pretty please???
The Marauder's Guide to Marauding at Hogwarts
By Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs
^Summary^
How we survived years one through to seven. Pranks to play on your teachers, friends, casual acquaintances, enemies, and complete strangers.
^Moony's Guide to the Marauders^
Moony ~ Remus J Lupin, at your service. The teachers always thought I was the mature, sensible one; because of my good grades and tendency to NOT let the teachers see me playing pranks. They never knew that I was the mastermind behind over half our pranks.
Wormtail ~ Next is Peter Pettigrew. Pete was never a suspect in the teacher's eyes, he looked too innocent and they underestimated him. He did a lot of the setting up of the pranks.
Padfoot ~ Sirius Black. Ah yes, Paddy was one of the ones that the teachers always blamed. No poker face whatsoever. He didn't come up with all that many pranks, but the ones he did think up were brilliant.
Prongs ~ The last Marauder, who actually came up with the term 'Marauder', the one who set the pranks up and came up with quite a few. James has an unfortunate liking for dungbombs, and because of that our professors are now all chronically afraid of them.
^The Marauder's Dedications^
Prongs ~ I dedicate my part in this book to two people: To Lily, the love of my life; and to Moony, who was the genius that came up with the idea for this book.
Moony ~ To Lily, the best friend a guy could have, who wasn't a Marauder; to Luna, my favourite Christmas present; and to Cassia, the crazy girl I cant help but love.
Wormtail ~ To Katie, my girlfriend, and to Cassia, for keeping Remus from getting us all killed by Professor McGonagall on many occasions.
Padfoot ~ To Lily, for keeping Prongs in check; Cassia, for keeping Moony in check; Katie, for keeping Wormtail in check; Angel, for keeping me in check, and for Mrs Eliza Lupin, Moony's mum, for keeping us all in check.
^A Last Word From Prongs^
Just a quick note for any future Marauders. Be careful not to let the teachers catch you in the act, plead innocence until all hope is lost, run as fast as you can, and, especially if you're related to Moony or me, try not to demolish Hogwarts.
^Warning From Padfoot^
I highly suggest not trying any of this stuff unless you have either; a) a good alibi, b) really fast running ability, c) a lot of money and a bribe- able teacher, d) natural talent for pranking, or e) a wish to attempt to break our detention record. Yeah right, like that could happen!
Well! Aren't you all wondering what else the book has stored in its pages? I am!
AppleJuiceMaster and the person who reviewed anonymously? Thanks! I really appreciate it and I hope you both review again!
And the rest of you? Review! Pretty please???