Disclaimer: this is not mine so have fun reading and since its not mine
but will be very good you can sit there and pretend that it is yours even
though it is not!
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"Good morning," said Daine as she got out of bed, then realized that no one was around. She swore to her self, she hated being alone.
Suddenly a giant tiger jumped into her room yelling, "Daine, your cruelty and evilness shall doom you if you do not make amends!"
"But I'm not evil at all!" she screamed.
"YES YOU ARE! IF YOU WISH NOT TO BE DOOMED TO BE HAUNTED BY VISIONS OF YOUR EVIL DEEDS FOR ALL ETERNITY LISTEN TO ME!" boomed the Tiger, "YOU SHALL BE HAUNTED BY THREE VISION EACH MORE TERIFYING THAN THE LAST! THE FIRST VISION SHALL BEGIN.....NOW!" Then the tiger vanished and Daine was in a church full of dressed up people.
"Where am I?!" Cried Daine in fright.
"Why my dear, we are at Kel and Neal's wedding," said Numair.
Daine suddenly realized that she was now wearing her normalish clothes, "What the-"
Some wedding music starts and Daine sees Kel 'walking' down the isle, actually being dragged, "NO! I DON'T WANT TO MARRY NEAL!"
At the sight of Daine Neal's face lit up, "I don't want to marry you either! Diane, would you marry me?!"
"WHAT?!" cried Daine.
Numair looked angry, "How can you ask a married woman to marry you?"
Daine looked confused, "We aren't married!"
Numair grinned, "Yes we are!" Shows her a marriage certificate and wedding pictures.
"Where were we when did this happen?!" screamed Daine.
"A week ago, on our trip to Vegas, don't you remember...oh....wait you wouldn't remember because I got you really drunk so that you would marry me...." Numair looked nervous.
Diane screamed, "This is too weird!"
"Yay! I jolly love cheese!" cried Owen as he ran at the buffet.
"Owen that's wax!" yelled Kel.
"I don't care it tastes so good!" Owen looks at them all very seriously, "You guys, and I have something important to tell you.....I....I'm a wax addict!" He starts laugh insanely.
"ME TOO!" cried Cleon, he starts to laugh insanely too.
"Oh no! They have.....Waxngitis!" Cries Duke Baird.
"Is it contagious!" cried Kel.
"YES!" screams Baird as he run away.
Then mass pandemonium brakes out. Everyone is trying to get out of the church at once making it impossible for anyone to leave, except for Owen and Cleon, who are still sitting on the floor insanely giggling.
Daine looks disgusted, "WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?"
Kel yelled, "HEY NEAL! I MAY NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE TO MARRY ANYONE SO GET YOUR FAT BUTT BACK UP BY THE ALTER AND MARRY ME!"
Neal runs back to the alter and hides behind it, quivering in fear of Kel's wrath, "But...but....I want to marry Daine!"
*Shut up you fool!* said Kitten.
"Kitten, you can mindspeak!" cried Daine.
*Of course Daine, and you never really married Numair* said Kit as the papers and pictures disappear, *The stork-man made that up. Really he married someone else!* She holds up a picture of Varice.
"NUMAIR! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" screamed Daine.
Numair screams and hides behind Varice, "She made me do it!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" cries Varice, "I WIN! YOU LOOSE! GO MARRY NEAL OR KADARR! NUMMY IS MINE!" Suddenly she turned into a giant pumpkin.
"Yay! Now we can make jack-o-lanterns!" cried Kel as she pulls out a knife and starts to carve a face in the pumpkin.
"MWAHAHAHA!" cried Roger who is dressed like Zoro, "LOOK WHO'S BACK TO TAKE OVER CHORUS!"
"NOOOOOO!" screams Alanna as she jumps down from the rafters with a sword in her hand, "I'VE ALREADY KILLED YOU TWICE!"
"OH MY GODS!" screamed Daine who is going insane, "WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?!?"
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So, do you like it? He he. It's very random, maybe not random enough though....well we'll see. If you like it I give her a second vision. That one I think will revolve around absolutely no plot! I've already got an ending so even if you hate it I'll probably finish it. But please tell me anyway, all you have to do is hit that little bluish button and type for like 8 seconds! SO REVIEW IT NOW! Thank you. *picks up a pineapple that was thrown at her in a different fic. and takes a bite* yummy!
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"Good morning," said Daine as she got out of bed, then realized that no one was around. She swore to her self, she hated being alone.
Suddenly a giant tiger jumped into her room yelling, "Daine, your cruelty and evilness shall doom you if you do not make amends!"
"But I'm not evil at all!" she screamed.
"YES YOU ARE! IF YOU WISH NOT TO BE DOOMED TO BE HAUNTED BY VISIONS OF YOUR EVIL DEEDS FOR ALL ETERNITY LISTEN TO ME!" boomed the Tiger, "YOU SHALL BE HAUNTED BY THREE VISION EACH MORE TERIFYING THAN THE LAST! THE FIRST VISION SHALL BEGIN.....NOW!" Then the tiger vanished and Daine was in a church full of dressed up people.
"Where am I?!" Cried Daine in fright.
"Why my dear, we are at Kel and Neal's wedding," said Numair.
Daine suddenly realized that she was now wearing her normalish clothes, "What the-"
Some wedding music starts and Daine sees Kel 'walking' down the isle, actually being dragged, "NO! I DON'T WANT TO MARRY NEAL!"
At the sight of Daine Neal's face lit up, "I don't want to marry you either! Diane, would you marry me?!"
"WHAT?!" cried Daine.
Numair looked angry, "How can you ask a married woman to marry you?"
Daine looked confused, "We aren't married!"
Numair grinned, "Yes we are!" Shows her a marriage certificate and wedding pictures.
"Where were we when did this happen?!" screamed Daine.
"A week ago, on our trip to Vegas, don't you remember...oh....wait you wouldn't remember because I got you really drunk so that you would marry me...." Numair looked nervous.
Diane screamed, "This is too weird!"
"Yay! I jolly love cheese!" cried Owen as he ran at the buffet.
"Owen that's wax!" yelled Kel.
"I don't care it tastes so good!" Owen looks at them all very seriously, "You guys, and I have something important to tell you.....I....I'm a wax addict!" He starts laugh insanely.
"ME TOO!" cried Cleon, he starts to laugh insanely too.
"Oh no! They have.....Waxngitis!" Cries Duke Baird.
"Is it contagious!" cried Kel.
"YES!" screams Baird as he run away.
Then mass pandemonium brakes out. Everyone is trying to get out of the church at once making it impossible for anyone to leave, except for Owen and Cleon, who are still sitting on the floor insanely giggling.
Daine looks disgusted, "WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?"
Kel yelled, "HEY NEAL! I MAY NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE TO MARRY ANYONE SO GET YOUR FAT BUTT BACK UP BY THE ALTER AND MARRY ME!"
Neal runs back to the alter and hides behind it, quivering in fear of Kel's wrath, "But...but....I want to marry Daine!"
*Shut up you fool!* said Kitten.
"Kitten, you can mindspeak!" cried Daine.
*Of course Daine, and you never really married Numair* said Kit as the papers and pictures disappear, *The stork-man made that up. Really he married someone else!* She holds up a picture of Varice.
"NUMAIR! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" screamed Daine.
Numair screams and hides behind Varice, "She made me do it!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" cries Varice, "I WIN! YOU LOOSE! GO MARRY NEAL OR KADARR! NUMMY IS MINE!" Suddenly she turned into a giant pumpkin.
"Yay! Now we can make jack-o-lanterns!" cried Kel as she pulls out a knife and starts to carve a face in the pumpkin.
"MWAHAHAHA!" cried Roger who is dressed like Zoro, "LOOK WHO'S BACK TO TAKE OVER CHORUS!"
"NOOOOOO!" screams Alanna as she jumps down from the rafters with a sword in her hand, "I'VE ALREADY KILLED YOU TWICE!"
"OH MY GODS!" screamed Daine who is going insane, "WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?!?"
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So, do you like it? He he. It's very random, maybe not random enough though....well we'll see. If you like it I give her a second vision. That one I think will revolve around absolutely no plot! I've already got an ending so even if you hate it I'll probably finish it. But please tell me anyway, all you have to do is hit that little bluish button and type for like 8 seconds! SO REVIEW IT NOW! Thank you. *picks up a pineapple that was thrown at her in a different fic. and takes a bite* yummy!