[Erin stumbles down the stairs. It is an early Saturday morning.]
Erin: Good morning Koko.
Koko: /There's that human who thinks she's as superior as I am/
Erin: Good morning, Duchess.
Duchess: /Yay! The human! Rub me! I love you! Rub me! The human, the human!/
Erin: [notices a group of Mizzies standing in the corner] Good morning, Mizzies.
Mizzies: Good morning.
Erin: ... Wait a minute. Why aren't you guys in l'ABH?
[L'ABH, also known as the Ami Boarding House, also known as my attic, is where I usually keep... I mean, where mes Amis usually stay]
Gavroche: Your mum said you had to go to the park, and we wanted to come, right Cosette?
Allouette & Cosette: Right.
Gavroche: [to Cosette] Psht! Like I was really trying to talk to /you/
Cosette: [bursts into tears]
Marius: Look what you have done to my love!
Erin: [rolls eyes] Well, as long as we're here, let's add some humor. [snaps fingers] Jean Valjean, I summon you!
[There is a poof of smoke and suddenly Valjean is standing in the middle of the room, looking rather confused.]
Javert: 24601! At last, we see each other plain!
Fantine: You mean, "Valjean, at last..."
Javert: [blinks] How do you know? Never mind. Um... what was I saying? Oh...right. I'm going to arrest you!
Valjean: [lets out a very ladylike scream and hides under the couch]
Cosette: Daddy...?
Marius: Do not think of it, my love! Come, we shall-
Erin: No, you shall not! You'll upset Ponine!
Marius: Dangit.
Eponine: Actually, I've been to this great website called fanfiction.net, read a few stories, and realized that Marius is an absolute dolt and I don't want him! According to the website, I'm supposed to love... [dreamily] Enjolras.
Erin: Okay... I don't have a problem with that.
Javert: [reaching under the couch, trying to pull Valjean out by the ankle] Hahaha! You will pay!
Bishop: Javert, my brother, you must learn to forgive him [makes sign of the cross]
Javert: Never! He must pay!
[Montparnasse and Grantaire, rather bored with the scene, have struck up a conversation.]
Montparnasse- And he never paid attention to you?
Grantaire: Nope. Never. [collapses into tears]
[Eponine is flirting with Enjolras, who doesn't seem to mind... or notice.]
Eponine: So, you're big on this whole revolution thing?
Enjolras: If that couch didn't have a frighteningly sideburned man on it, I could use it to stop bullets!
Eponine: [sigh]
[Fantine is sitting in the armchair with Gavroche on one knee and Allouette on the other.]
Fantine: Oh, you poor things! Group hug, come on!
Erin: Alright everyone! Time for breakfast!
Gavroche: Yay!
[All but Valjean, who is still under the couch, go to the kitchen. There are only four chairs.]
Javert: [leaps into a chair] Officers eat first!
Bishop: My brother, you must sacrifice you own pleasures for others!
Valjean: [extracting himself from under the couch] Monseignuer!
Bishop: Jean Valjean! My brother!
Gavroche: [climbing into the second chair] Ha!
[Everyone dashes to the last chairs except the bishop and Valjean, who are catching up.]
Valjean: ...And then they made me their chief.
Bishop: Wonderful, my brother!
[Back to the battle ensuing on the other side of the room...]
Enjolras: Battle? Where?
[Okay, back to the /struggle/ on the other side of the room...]
Montparnasse: [pulls out a knife and grabs Grantaire] Back away from the chairs or Capital R is dead!
Enjolras: [snort] Good.
Montparnasse: [curses] I knew that wouldn't work.
[However, everyone has been distracted long enough for Eponine to hop into a chair.]
Erin: [looking on with interest] One chair more!
[This has an interesting effect on the Mizzies. They all leap to their feet. Cosette gets down on her knees and Valjean grabs her shoulders. Enjolras, Gavroche, Eponine, Marius, Grantaire, and Javert get into a triangular formation and start doing the I-have-to-pee dance. Fantine, Allouette, Montparnasse, and the bishop look at each other, shrug, and take the chairs.]
Fantine: Well that worked.
Erin: Sh... I want to watch this...
Valjean: One chair more!
Javert: One chair more till we eat breakfast! I'll have bacon, eggs, and ham. Then we'll all go to the park. Hurry up, because I'm fam...ished
Marius & Cosette: Another chair, then we can eat! I'm getting hungry thinkin' 'bout it.
Valjean: One chair m-
Enjolras: Oy! Grantaire just left formation!
[Everything comes grinding to a halt]
Mizzies: Grantaire!
[They notice that the chairs have all been taken.]
Eponine: [using all her charm, sidling over to Montparnasse.] Parnasse... don't you think I should get a seat?
Montparnasse: No.
Eponine: [leans really close to his cheek] Please?
Enjolras: [drools]
Montparnasse: Nope.
Grantaire: Enjy, you're drooling.
Enjolras: [wiping mouth with sleeve] No I'm not.
Eponine: [still acting all sexy] Come on...
Montparnasse: Nope.
Eponine: Well, screw you!
Enjolras: [faints]
Eponine: [rushing to his side] Are you alright, m'sieur Enjolras?
Enjolras: [coming to faster than Elizabeth Swann] I don't feel any pain.
Erin: [snapping her fingers, causing a small rain cloud to appear above his head] A little fall of rain...
Marius: Wait a minute. Ponine...
Eponine: What?
Marius: Uh... that's not his song.
Eponine: [jumps up, dropping Enjolras] Was I that obvious?
Enjolras: [bonk] Ow!
Erin: Okay, everybody! What do you want for breakfast?
Javert: [sulking over not being given a chair] Bacon, eggs, and ham.
Erin: Too bad! We have Reeses Puffs, Rice Krispies, and Slimfast Bars.
Javert: [reaching for Slimfast] Ooh! I want the chocolate! [reaches for Slimfast Bars]
Madame Thénardier: [appears out of nowhere, grabs the Slimfast, and disappears.]
Javert: [blinking] I'll just take Rice Krispies...
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Will mes Amis all eat breakfast without killing each other? What about going to the park? I can say that in French? On va au parc? Where the heck did Madame Thénardier come from?
Tune in next update for more of Mizzies at the Park!
Erin: Good morning Koko.
Koko: /There's that human who thinks she's as superior as I am/
Erin: Good morning, Duchess.
Duchess: /Yay! The human! Rub me! I love you! Rub me! The human, the human!/
Erin: [notices a group of Mizzies standing in the corner] Good morning, Mizzies.
Mizzies: Good morning.
Erin: ... Wait a minute. Why aren't you guys in l'ABH?
[L'ABH, also known as the Ami Boarding House, also known as my attic, is where I usually keep... I mean, where mes Amis usually stay]
Gavroche: Your mum said you had to go to the park, and we wanted to come, right Cosette?
Allouette & Cosette: Right.
Gavroche: [to Cosette] Psht! Like I was really trying to talk to /you/
Cosette: [bursts into tears]
Marius: Look what you have done to my love!
Erin: [rolls eyes] Well, as long as we're here, let's add some humor. [snaps fingers] Jean Valjean, I summon you!
[There is a poof of smoke and suddenly Valjean is standing in the middle of the room, looking rather confused.]
Javert: 24601! At last, we see each other plain!
Fantine: You mean, "Valjean, at last..."
Javert: [blinks] How do you know? Never mind. Um... what was I saying? Oh...right. I'm going to arrest you!
Valjean: [lets out a very ladylike scream and hides under the couch]
Cosette: Daddy...?
Marius: Do not think of it, my love! Come, we shall-
Erin: No, you shall not! You'll upset Ponine!
Marius: Dangit.
Eponine: Actually, I've been to this great website called fanfiction.net, read a few stories, and realized that Marius is an absolute dolt and I don't want him! According to the website, I'm supposed to love... [dreamily] Enjolras.
Erin: Okay... I don't have a problem with that.
Javert: [reaching under the couch, trying to pull Valjean out by the ankle] Hahaha! You will pay!
Bishop: Javert, my brother, you must learn to forgive him [makes sign of the cross]
Javert: Never! He must pay!
[Montparnasse and Grantaire, rather bored with the scene, have struck up a conversation.]
Montparnasse- And he never paid attention to you?
Grantaire: Nope. Never. [collapses into tears]
[Eponine is flirting with Enjolras, who doesn't seem to mind... or notice.]
Eponine: So, you're big on this whole revolution thing?
Enjolras: If that couch didn't have a frighteningly sideburned man on it, I could use it to stop bullets!
Eponine: [sigh]
[Fantine is sitting in the armchair with Gavroche on one knee and Allouette on the other.]
Fantine: Oh, you poor things! Group hug, come on!
Erin: Alright everyone! Time for breakfast!
Gavroche: Yay!
[All but Valjean, who is still under the couch, go to the kitchen. There are only four chairs.]
Javert: [leaps into a chair] Officers eat first!
Bishop: My brother, you must sacrifice you own pleasures for others!
Valjean: [extracting himself from under the couch] Monseignuer!
Bishop: Jean Valjean! My brother!
Gavroche: [climbing into the second chair] Ha!
[Everyone dashes to the last chairs except the bishop and Valjean, who are catching up.]
Valjean: ...And then they made me their chief.
Bishop: Wonderful, my brother!
[Back to the battle ensuing on the other side of the room...]
Enjolras: Battle? Where?
[Okay, back to the /struggle/ on the other side of the room...]
Montparnasse: [pulls out a knife and grabs Grantaire] Back away from the chairs or Capital R is dead!
Enjolras: [snort] Good.
Montparnasse: [curses] I knew that wouldn't work.
[However, everyone has been distracted long enough for Eponine to hop into a chair.]
Erin: [looking on with interest] One chair more!
[This has an interesting effect on the Mizzies. They all leap to their feet. Cosette gets down on her knees and Valjean grabs her shoulders. Enjolras, Gavroche, Eponine, Marius, Grantaire, and Javert get into a triangular formation and start doing the I-have-to-pee dance. Fantine, Allouette, Montparnasse, and the bishop look at each other, shrug, and take the chairs.]
Fantine: Well that worked.
Erin: Sh... I want to watch this...
Valjean: One chair more!
Javert: One chair more till we eat breakfast! I'll have bacon, eggs, and ham. Then we'll all go to the park. Hurry up, because I'm fam...ished
Marius & Cosette: Another chair, then we can eat! I'm getting hungry thinkin' 'bout it.
Valjean: One chair m-
Enjolras: Oy! Grantaire just left formation!
[Everything comes grinding to a halt]
Mizzies: Grantaire!
[They notice that the chairs have all been taken.]
Eponine: [using all her charm, sidling over to Montparnasse.] Parnasse... don't you think I should get a seat?
Montparnasse: No.
Eponine: [leans really close to his cheek] Please?
Enjolras: [drools]
Montparnasse: Nope.
Grantaire: Enjy, you're drooling.
Enjolras: [wiping mouth with sleeve] No I'm not.
Eponine: [still acting all sexy] Come on...
Montparnasse: Nope.
Eponine: Well, screw you!
Enjolras: [faints]
Eponine: [rushing to his side] Are you alright, m'sieur Enjolras?
Enjolras: [coming to faster than Elizabeth Swann] I don't feel any pain.
Erin: [snapping her fingers, causing a small rain cloud to appear above his head] A little fall of rain...
Marius: Wait a minute. Ponine...
Eponine: What?
Marius: Uh... that's not his song.
Eponine: [jumps up, dropping Enjolras] Was I that obvious?
Enjolras: [bonk] Ow!
Erin: Okay, everybody! What do you want for breakfast?
Javert: [sulking over not being given a chair] Bacon, eggs, and ham.
Erin: Too bad! We have Reeses Puffs, Rice Krispies, and Slimfast Bars.
Javert: [reaching for Slimfast] Ooh! I want the chocolate! [reaches for Slimfast Bars]
Madame Thénardier: [appears out of nowhere, grabs the Slimfast, and disappears.]
Javert: [blinking] I'll just take Rice Krispies...
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Will mes Amis all eat breakfast without killing each other? What about going to the park? I can say that in French? On va au parc? Where the heck did Madame Thénardier come from?
Tune in next update for more of Mizzies at the Park!