[All of Les Amis ate Rice Krispies except Gavroche, who ate the entire box
of Reese's Puffs, much to the disappointment of Erin, Montparnasse, Javert,
the bishop and Grantaire.]
Erin: Is everyone finished?
All Mizzies: Yes.
Gavroche: [licking his bowl] Almost. [burps]
Everyone who wanted the Reese's Puffs: Grrrrr...
Erin: To the minivan!
[No one moves.]
Erin: Um... okay. Follow me!
All Mizzies: Okay!
[All go to the garage and stare at the minivan that has seating for seven people... driver included.]
Erin: Oh, this'll be fun. Alrighty... Parnasse, you can sit in the front. Eponine and Enjolras, you share one captain's chair. Valjean and Javert, you share the other captain's chair. Fantine, Gavroche, and Allouette, you sit in the very back. Is that everyone?
Cosette, Marius, the bishop, and Grantaire: No.
Erin: Oh, right. That's twelve. Okay, those of you who don't know where to sit, take the backseat. Whoever you sit next to will be your partner for the rest of the trip. Got it?
Eponine & Enjolras, Marius & Cosette: Got it!
Erin: Oh, no... Marius, you're with the bishop. Grantaire, you're with Cosette.
Grantaire: Got it.
Erin: Everyone, grab your buddy!
[Havoc, of course. Grantaire grabs Cosette a la Foreman. Javert grabs Valjean's shirt. Fantine pulls Allouette and Gavroche into a bear hug. Eponine and Enjolras look shyly at each other and slowly hold hands. The bishop puts a hand on Marius's head. Erin grabs Montparnasse's shirt.]
Erin: [to self] Muahahaha! I get Parnasse!
Montparnasse: What?
[Javert has ripped Valjean's shirt.]
Javert: Oops. [notices the brand upon his skin] HA! YOU CANNOT DENY THAT YOU ARE 24601 NOW!
Cosette: Daddy, I have two questions.
Valjean: Yes, dear?
Cosette: First, can you get this drunk man off me?
Valjean: [punches Grantaire in the nose]
Grantaire: Ow. [passes out]
Valjean: What was your other question, dear?
Cosette: What's 24601?
Valjean: It's a number, dear.
Cosette: Oh.
Erin: Alright, get in your seats!
[Everyone does. Erin pretends not to notice that Javert is sitting on Valjean's lap, or that Eponine and Enjolras are getting really cozy... ah, the effect fanfiction.net has on poor innocent Amis.]
Erin: [sighs] Grantaire, stop trying to rape Cosette.
Valjean, Marius, and Fantine: WHAT?
Erin: I was kidding!
Grantaire: Marius [coughs] let go of my throat!
Montparnasse: Ooh, Pontmercy, let me do it!
Erin: NO!
Montparnasse: [rolls eyes] Alright, I won't murder anyone.
Erin: [pats him on the head] Good murderer slash robber.
Will the Mizzies make it to the park without damaging each other any worse than they already have? Why do I love torturing them so? Will I make a bad joke about 24601 meaning Valjean is a fruit-related object? (Let me answer that right now – NO)
Elyse3- Thank you. It is tough, but I'm more worried for the girls than for me... he lived sort of a ways off, and we only saw him on Christmas and Easter and whenever the festival was playing (more on that later).
La Pamplemousse- I should think it was. After all, I can't imagine they had bathroom breaks and whatnot.
eponine-meliara- All of them are good? Why thankee. I feel loved.
Erin: Is everyone finished?
All Mizzies: Yes.
Gavroche: [licking his bowl] Almost. [burps]
Everyone who wanted the Reese's Puffs: Grrrrr...
Erin: To the minivan!
[No one moves.]
Erin: Um... okay. Follow me!
All Mizzies: Okay!
[All go to the garage and stare at the minivan that has seating for seven people... driver included.]
Erin: Oh, this'll be fun. Alrighty... Parnasse, you can sit in the front. Eponine and Enjolras, you share one captain's chair. Valjean and Javert, you share the other captain's chair. Fantine, Gavroche, and Allouette, you sit in the very back. Is that everyone?
Cosette, Marius, the bishop, and Grantaire: No.
Erin: Oh, right. That's twelve. Okay, those of you who don't know where to sit, take the backseat. Whoever you sit next to will be your partner for the rest of the trip. Got it?
Eponine & Enjolras, Marius & Cosette: Got it!
Erin: Oh, no... Marius, you're with the bishop. Grantaire, you're with Cosette.
Grantaire: Got it.
Erin: Everyone, grab your buddy!
[Havoc, of course. Grantaire grabs Cosette a la Foreman. Javert grabs Valjean's shirt. Fantine pulls Allouette and Gavroche into a bear hug. Eponine and Enjolras look shyly at each other and slowly hold hands. The bishop puts a hand on Marius's head. Erin grabs Montparnasse's shirt.]
Erin: [to self] Muahahaha! I get Parnasse!
Montparnasse: What?
[Javert has ripped Valjean's shirt.]
Javert: Oops. [notices the brand upon his skin] HA! YOU CANNOT DENY THAT YOU ARE 24601 NOW!
Cosette: Daddy, I have two questions.
Valjean: Yes, dear?
Cosette: First, can you get this drunk man off me?
Valjean: [punches Grantaire in the nose]
Grantaire: Ow. [passes out]
Valjean: What was your other question, dear?
Cosette: What's 24601?
Valjean: It's a number, dear.
Cosette: Oh.
Erin: Alright, get in your seats!
[Everyone does. Erin pretends not to notice that Javert is sitting on Valjean's lap, or that Eponine and Enjolras are getting really cozy... ah, the effect fanfiction.net has on poor innocent Amis.]
Erin: [sighs] Grantaire, stop trying to rape Cosette.
Valjean, Marius, and Fantine: WHAT?
Erin: I was kidding!
Grantaire: Marius [coughs] let go of my throat!
Montparnasse: Ooh, Pontmercy, let me do it!
Erin: NO!
Montparnasse: [rolls eyes] Alright, I won't murder anyone.
Erin: [pats him on the head] Good murderer slash robber.
Will the Mizzies make it to the park without damaging each other any worse than they already have? Why do I love torturing them so? Will I make a bad joke about 24601 meaning Valjean is a fruit-related object? (Let me answer that right now – NO)
Elyse3- Thank you. It is tough, but I'm more worried for the girls than for me... he lived sort of a ways off, and we only saw him on Christmas and Easter and whenever the festival was playing (more on that later).
La Pamplemousse- I should think it was. After all, I can't imagine they had bathroom breaks and whatnot.
eponine-meliara- All of them are good? Why thankee. I feel loved.