Disclaimer: This isn't mine but you don't really so just read along!
Yup, thanks for reviewing my fic unless you are Huygens whose review stated (and I quote) "Wow. Never before has a writer made me want to gouge my eyes out so I can never read again, but you've done it. Kudos!" What does 'kudos' mean anyway? Okay, well, the fic goes on no matter what you all say so HAHAHAHAHA!
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"NO! DON'T HANG ME!" cried Daine.
"STUPID MORTAL!" boomed the tiger.
"Wha?" said Daine as she realized that she was lying on the floor in her room.
"THEY'RE VISIONS! NOW FOR THE NEXT ONE!" suddenly the tiger disappeared.
*Daine! Help me!* called Kitten.
"Where are you!" screamed Daine.
*I'm in a pit of icky green goo and I'm getting pulled under!* called Kitten.
"NO!" screamed Daine!
"I'll save her!" screamed Owen as he jumped into the goo and swam towards Kitten, giggling madly.
"NO!" Cried Daine, "She'll get waxengits!" Kitten started to giggle insanely.
"NOOOOOO!" called Daine.
Then Numair came running in, "Daine! There is a heard of rabid kangaroos chasing me! Can't you talk to them or something!?"
"What's a kangaroo?" asked Daine.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" screamed Numair as he ran away.
"What? Where is the rabid heard of kangaroos?" asked Daine.
"RIGHT THERE!" Screamed Numair, as he pointed at nothing.
"Okay...." Said Daine as she backed away then she "accidentally" stepped on Varice the pumpkin.
"OWWWWWWWW!" screamed the pumpkin.
"Oops," said Daine grinning evilly.
Then Duke Roger came running in (still dressed as Zoro mind you), "Look everyone! Jonathan has been turned into a froggy!"
Alanna looked ever so depressed, "My lovely prince! Thou has been transformed into a frog!"
"PRINCE?! HE'S THE KING AND MY HUSBAND!" screamed Thayet as she brushed her hair.
Alanna (who is a girl again) grins maliciously, "He hasn't been acting that way on all of those nights he had to work late."
Thayet gasped, "You mean...he's been cheating on me with YOU?! How awful! And you are so ugly! How could he like you more than me!?" She ran away sobbing.
Daine looks upset, "She's not usually like that."
Jon comes running in dressed like a rabid kangaroo, "I love you Thayet!"
"AHHHH! It's back!" screeched Numair.
"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?" Yelled Alex (who is still holding Faithful)
"Oh my gods!" screeched Delia, "Alex, you have whiskers...and a tail!"
"Where did you come from?!" cried a shocked looking Alex.
"I was vacationing in Fordia," said Delia.
"NOOO! I thought that you were dead and could not marry me so I decided to become a cat and marry Faithful! Had I know that you were on vacation-" cried Alex as he dropped Faithful.
*Watch where you drop me! You didn't actually believe that old saying that cats always land on your feet did you?! Cuz we don't!* said Faithful who was writhing on the ground in pain.
"NOOOOO!" screeched Daine.
"But you will marry me!" called an ugly stormwing.
"NOOOOO!" screeched Daine.
"She won't, but I will!" cried the fantastic Zoro/Roger.
"Wait! Whoever said that you are fantastic?" said Neal between giggles.
"I did!" said Roger.
Suddenly Thayet comes running in wearing a night gown singing Liz Phair songs,
"I am extraordinary,
If you ever get to know me."
"Okay, Thayet, we know that," said Numair.
"Did you know that I am jolly special?" asked Owen who was now giggling hieratically.
"YES!" they all cried.
"Oh, that is jolly good!" said Owen.
"Where is kitten?" asked Daine.
Owen giggled, "I jolly left her in the goo, she was too stuck!"
""WHAT?!" yelled Daine who was now on the edge of hysterics.
"GET AWAY FROM HIM! WAXENGITIS IS VERY CONTAGOUS!" yelled Duke Baird.
"Wha?" said Daine.
"YOU ARE TOO CLOSE TO HIM! STAND BACK EVERYONE!" then Baird gulled out him magic hat and pulled the vaccination to prevent waxengitis out of it. Then he stabbed the needle into his arm, "MWAHAHAHA! Now I am safe from it and you are not!"
"Okay..." said Daine as she slowly backed away.
Suddenly Kaddar ran in, "Look you guys! Some one threw this pineapple with a sword in it at me! Lets have a contest and see who can pull the sword out of the pineapple; whoever is the first to do it shall be named king of Fordia!"
Everyone was in favor of this plan except for Daine who was thrown into a deep dark well and was never too be seen again, or so they all thought.
Daine yelled out, "HELP ME!"
"I'll save you!" said the evil stormwing who flew down the well and saved her.
"Thank you!" said Daine.
Then the stormwing turned into Numair, "Hello magelet! How did we get out here? Let's order a pizza and then watch the grandmas' frolic in the sunset!"
"Eww!" said Daine.
"Just an idea!" said Numair defensively. Then he kissed on each cheek and yelled, "WHERE IS VARICE!"
"WHAT?!?!" screeched Daine.
"Oops, did I say that out loud?" said Numair.
"YAY!" squealed Kel, "I pulled the sword out of the pineapple! I'm the King of Fordia!" All Tortallans except Daine grovel and begin to worship Kel.
Suddenly Daine was back on the floor in her room, she yelled "What is going on?!"
"I'M SO SORRY!" yelled the Tiger, "APARENTLY YOU WERE NOT THE CRUEL EVIL PERSON THE GODS WERE TALKING ABOUT. THESE VISIONS WERE ACTUALLY MENT FOR THAYET! SORRY! BUT NOW THAT YOU HAVE HAD THEM YOU MUST GET SOME HELP, BECAUSE THEY WILL DRIVE YOU INSAINE!"
"What?! All that for nothing?!" called Daine.
"GOOD BYE!" said the tiger, and then it disappeared.
Daine screamed herself to sleep.
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So, did you like it? I hope so! Tell me if you want more or if this should be done. R&R PLEASE! I won't know what to do, without reviews I am helpless! Bye bye! *begins to eat pineapple chunks then remembers she doesn't like plain pineapple and throws up*
Yup, thanks for reviewing my fic unless you are Huygens whose review stated (and I quote) "Wow. Never before has a writer made me want to gouge my eyes out so I can never read again, but you've done it. Kudos!" What does 'kudos' mean anyway? Okay, well, the fic goes on no matter what you all say so HAHAHAHAHA!
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"NO! DON'T HANG ME!" cried Daine.
"STUPID MORTAL!" boomed the tiger.
"Wha?" said Daine as she realized that she was lying on the floor in her room.
"THEY'RE VISIONS! NOW FOR THE NEXT ONE!" suddenly the tiger disappeared.
*Daine! Help me!* called Kitten.
"Where are you!" screamed Daine.
*I'm in a pit of icky green goo and I'm getting pulled under!* called Kitten.
"NO!" screamed Daine!
"I'll save her!" screamed Owen as he jumped into the goo and swam towards Kitten, giggling madly.
"NO!" Cried Daine, "She'll get waxengits!" Kitten started to giggle insanely.
"NOOOOOO!" called Daine.
Then Numair came running in, "Daine! There is a heard of rabid kangaroos chasing me! Can't you talk to them or something!?"
"What's a kangaroo?" asked Daine.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" screamed Numair as he ran away.
"What? Where is the rabid heard of kangaroos?" asked Daine.
"RIGHT THERE!" Screamed Numair, as he pointed at nothing.
"Okay...." Said Daine as she backed away then she "accidentally" stepped on Varice the pumpkin.
"OWWWWWWWW!" screamed the pumpkin.
"Oops," said Daine grinning evilly.
Then Duke Roger came running in (still dressed as Zoro mind you), "Look everyone! Jonathan has been turned into a froggy!"
Alanna looked ever so depressed, "My lovely prince! Thou has been transformed into a frog!"
"PRINCE?! HE'S THE KING AND MY HUSBAND!" screamed Thayet as she brushed her hair.
Alanna (who is a girl again) grins maliciously, "He hasn't been acting that way on all of those nights he had to work late."
Thayet gasped, "You mean...he's been cheating on me with YOU?! How awful! And you are so ugly! How could he like you more than me!?" She ran away sobbing.
Daine looks upset, "She's not usually like that."
Jon comes running in dressed like a rabid kangaroo, "I love you Thayet!"
"AHHHH! It's back!" screeched Numair.
"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?" Yelled Alex (who is still holding Faithful)
"Oh my gods!" screeched Delia, "Alex, you have whiskers...and a tail!"
"Where did you come from?!" cried a shocked looking Alex.
"I was vacationing in Fordia," said Delia.
"NOOO! I thought that you were dead and could not marry me so I decided to become a cat and marry Faithful! Had I know that you were on vacation-" cried Alex as he dropped Faithful.
*Watch where you drop me! You didn't actually believe that old saying that cats always land on your feet did you?! Cuz we don't!* said Faithful who was writhing on the ground in pain.
"NOOOOO!" screeched Daine.
"But you will marry me!" called an ugly stormwing.
"NOOOOO!" screeched Daine.
"She won't, but I will!" cried the fantastic Zoro/Roger.
"Wait! Whoever said that you are fantastic?" said Neal between giggles.
"I did!" said Roger.
Suddenly Thayet comes running in wearing a night gown singing Liz Phair songs,
"I am extraordinary,
If you ever get to know me."
"Okay, Thayet, we know that," said Numair.
"Did you know that I am jolly special?" asked Owen who was now giggling hieratically.
"YES!" they all cried.
"Oh, that is jolly good!" said Owen.
"Where is kitten?" asked Daine.
Owen giggled, "I jolly left her in the goo, she was too stuck!"
""WHAT?!" yelled Daine who was now on the edge of hysterics.
"GET AWAY FROM HIM! WAXENGITIS IS VERY CONTAGOUS!" yelled Duke Baird.
"Wha?" said Daine.
"YOU ARE TOO CLOSE TO HIM! STAND BACK EVERYONE!" then Baird gulled out him magic hat and pulled the vaccination to prevent waxengitis out of it. Then he stabbed the needle into his arm, "MWAHAHAHA! Now I am safe from it and you are not!"
"Okay..." said Daine as she slowly backed away.
Suddenly Kaddar ran in, "Look you guys! Some one threw this pineapple with a sword in it at me! Lets have a contest and see who can pull the sword out of the pineapple; whoever is the first to do it shall be named king of Fordia!"
Everyone was in favor of this plan except for Daine who was thrown into a deep dark well and was never too be seen again, or so they all thought.
Daine yelled out, "HELP ME!"
"I'll save you!" said the evil stormwing who flew down the well and saved her.
"Thank you!" said Daine.
Then the stormwing turned into Numair, "Hello magelet! How did we get out here? Let's order a pizza and then watch the grandmas' frolic in the sunset!"
"Eww!" said Daine.
"Just an idea!" said Numair defensively. Then he kissed on each cheek and yelled, "WHERE IS VARICE!"
"WHAT?!?!" screeched Daine.
"Oops, did I say that out loud?" said Numair.
"YAY!" squealed Kel, "I pulled the sword out of the pineapple! I'm the King of Fordia!" All Tortallans except Daine grovel and begin to worship Kel.
Suddenly Daine was back on the floor in her room, she yelled "What is going on?!"
"I'M SO SORRY!" yelled the Tiger, "APARENTLY YOU WERE NOT THE CRUEL EVIL PERSON THE GODS WERE TALKING ABOUT. THESE VISIONS WERE ACTUALLY MENT FOR THAYET! SORRY! BUT NOW THAT YOU HAVE HAD THEM YOU MUST GET SOME HELP, BECAUSE THEY WILL DRIVE YOU INSAINE!"
"What?! All that for nothing?!" called Daine.
"GOOD BYE!" said the tiger, and then it disappeared.
Daine screamed herself to sleep.
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So, did you like it? I hope so! Tell me if you want more or if this should be done. R&R PLEASE! I won't know what to do, without reviews I am helpless! Bye bye! *begins to eat pineapple chunks then remembers she doesn't like plain pineapple and throws up*