KEY: Sentences that start with ~ are Moony.
Sentences that start with # are Prongs
Sentences that start with * are Padfoot
Sentences that start with + are Wormtail
After an exhausting game of Quidditch, Harry and Ron went back into the kitchen, planning on reading more of the book.
Unfortunately, Mrs Weasley was already there, and had shooed them out. They took the book up to Ron's bedroom instead.
Harry opened the book and began to read the second chapter.
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Chapter Two - The Actual Naming Of The Marauders
#Now, you may have noticed that we didn't get the aforementioned detention for what we did to the Slytherins. Well, sadly, that story isn't over.
~We were quite amused by the fact that the Slytherins were still wearing their tutus, and then Padfoot came up with a brilliant idea.
*Yes, it was quite brilliant if I do say so myself.
+Ahem. Anyway, Moony thought it was brilliant, and he and Padfoot convinced Prongs and me that we could pull it off.
#For some reason, I didn't think it was a good idea, but the temptation was too great.
~Yes, it is very tempting to do anything to Slytherins, Snape and Malfoy in particular.
#Padfoot's bright idea, which wasn't all that bright, was to make the hair of the Slytherins (from our class) reach the floor. And turn it pink.
+Florescent pink.
*So we gave into temptation, performed the prank, were caught by McGonagall, and ended up scrubbing the Potions classroom's floor with toothbrushes.
~Which wouldn't have been so bad, but.....
#Oh, it was terrible!
+I can't say it!
*The toothbrushes were, were, were, BRIGHT PINK AND THEY SUNG ANNOYING HAPPY CHILDREN'S SONGS!!!!!
~*Sob* It was pure torture, because they WOULDN'T SHUT UP!!!
#And it nearly sent Moony insane. The only thing that saved him was one of my better ideas.
+And so, with help from Prongs's brilliant mind, we plotted our revenge for the singing toothbrushes.
~To start with, we turned the classroom pink and made it sing!!!
+But not while we were still in it of course!
#And then we coated the floor in DEAD CATERPILLARS!!
*And THEN we snuck out and did the same to McGonagall's classroom, Binn's classroom, and just for good measure, the Gryffindor first year girls' dorms.
~We were woken up that morning by shrieking from the girls' dorms. For some reason they immediately suspected us, and so we got an early morning visit from Cassia, Lily, Angel and Katie.
#For some reason they didn't appreciate our redecoration, nor did they like their new foot long green noses.
+Can you tell we all spent our respective holidays researching?
*I just can't understand why they didn't like their noses. I liked them, and I said so.
~Sadly, all of this began a prank war between the girls and us boys.
*But the main thing I can remember is Lily shrieking, "You little marauding brats!"
~We took the name 'Marauder's' and kept it ever since.
#We once told Lily where we got the name, and she hexed me.
+*Laughs* Oh yes, I remember that! She turned you into a blue pumpkin, right?
#*Sighs impatiently* Moony, Padfoot, Wormtail, stop laughing. Moony, get off the floor. It wasn't that funny.
~Yes it was!
#No it wasn't!
~Was!
#Not!
~Was!
#Not!
~Was!
#Not!
~Was!
#Not!
~Was!
#Not!
~Was!
#Not!
*It bloody well was, Prongs, now get the heck over it!
+Yeah!
~*Smirk*
#*Mumbling* Bastards.
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Laughing hysterically, Ron and Harry raced downstairs, responding to the well-timed call of "Lunch!" from Mrs Weasley. They'd just finished the chapter.
Hermione looked up from Hogwarts: A History, and looked at the disapprovingly. "What's so funny?"
"Nothing!" they responded innocently.
Percy smirked.
Is that Percy smirking I see? The worlds going to end!!!
Please review!
Chou ~ I'd never dream of never finishing this! Glad you like!
padfootgurl ~ calm down! Glad you like!
chaser ~ thanks!
Lucky_719 ~ I don't want you to go mad, so here's the next chapter! Hope I wasn't too late!
AppleJuiceMaster ~ It's okay, Lucius wont have a heart attack, because without Draco the world would end. Aw, thanks for the flowers.
WormmonABC ~ Er, sorry about that....
Flyingphilosopher ~ Yeah, Remy rules. I hope your health didn't depend on me updating too long ago.
Chrisfaithalin ~ Yay! You're not going to kill me! I hope.....
'Lo ~ Oh. I hope this is soon enough, because I really don't want you to rip me limb from limb. I'm glad you like it though.
iceprincess22 ~ I took your advice, and there is now a key at the top. Thanks!
Tasty Lemon ~ here's some more....btw, that happy dance is disturbing.
Diva937 ~ I wrote, really! As fast as I could, too!
Mssr.Moony ~ Some temporary relief, I suppose!
lulu ~ Thanks!
mrsharrypotter ~ I didn't mean to make you choke, I love those lines too! Hope the wait didn't kill you like you said it might. Oh! I haven't gotten around to reading your fic yet, I'll do that asap!
Tasty Lemon ~ Nice to see you again! I wrote!
Blackcat8610 ~ No need for an Internet petition. And I don't know about Percy not getting it, he's acting odd.
~TAS
Sentences that start with # are Prongs
Sentences that start with * are Padfoot
Sentences that start with + are Wormtail
After an exhausting game of Quidditch, Harry and Ron went back into the kitchen, planning on reading more of the book.
Unfortunately, Mrs Weasley was already there, and had shooed them out. They took the book up to Ron's bedroom instead.
Harry opened the book and began to read the second chapter.
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Chapter Two - The Actual Naming Of The Marauders
#Now, you may have noticed that we didn't get the aforementioned detention for what we did to the Slytherins. Well, sadly, that story isn't over.
~We were quite amused by the fact that the Slytherins were still wearing their tutus, and then Padfoot came up with a brilliant idea.
*Yes, it was quite brilliant if I do say so myself.
+Ahem. Anyway, Moony thought it was brilliant, and he and Padfoot convinced Prongs and me that we could pull it off.
#For some reason, I didn't think it was a good idea, but the temptation was too great.
~Yes, it is very tempting to do anything to Slytherins, Snape and Malfoy in particular.
#Padfoot's bright idea, which wasn't all that bright, was to make the hair of the Slytherins (from our class) reach the floor. And turn it pink.
+Florescent pink.
*So we gave into temptation, performed the prank, were caught by McGonagall, and ended up scrubbing the Potions classroom's floor with toothbrushes.
~Which wouldn't have been so bad, but.....
#Oh, it was terrible!
+I can't say it!
*The toothbrushes were, were, were, BRIGHT PINK AND THEY SUNG ANNOYING HAPPY CHILDREN'S SONGS!!!!!
~*Sob* It was pure torture, because they WOULDN'T SHUT UP!!!
#And it nearly sent Moony insane. The only thing that saved him was one of my better ideas.
+And so, with help from Prongs's brilliant mind, we plotted our revenge for the singing toothbrushes.
~To start with, we turned the classroom pink and made it sing!!!
+But not while we were still in it of course!
#And then we coated the floor in DEAD CATERPILLARS!!
*And THEN we snuck out and did the same to McGonagall's classroom, Binn's classroom, and just for good measure, the Gryffindor first year girls' dorms.
~We were woken up that morning by shrieking from the girls' dorms. For some reason they immediately suspected us, and so we got an early morning visit from Cassia, Lily, Angel and Katie.
#For some reason they didn't appreciate our redecoration, nor did they like their new foot long green noses.
+Can you tell we all spent our respective holidays researching?
*I just can't understand why they didn't like their noses. I liked them, and I said so.
~Sadly, all of this began a prank war between the girls and us boys.
*But the main thing I can remember is Lily shrieking, "You little marauding brats!"
~We took the name 'Marauder's' and kept it ever since.
#We once told Lily where we got the name, and she hexed me.
+*Laughs* Oh yes, I remember that! She turned you into a blue pumpkin, right?
#*Sighs impatiently* Moony, Padfoot, Wormtail, stop laughing. Moony, get off the floor. It wasn't that funny.
~Yes it was!
#No it wasn't!
~Was!
#Not!
~Was!
#Not!
~Was!
#Not!
~Was!
#Not!
~Was!
#Not!
~Was!
#Not!
*It bloody well was, Prongs, now get the heck over it!
+Yeah!
~*Smirk*
#*Mumbling* Bastards.
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Laughing hysterically, Ron and Harry raced downstairs, responding to the well-timed call of "Lunch!" from Mrs Weasley. They'd just finished the chapter.
Hermione looked up from Hogwarts: A History, and looked at the disapprovingly. "What's so funny?"
"Nothing!" they responded innocently.
Percy smirked.
Is that Percy smirking I see? The worlds going to end!!!
Please review!
Chou ~ I'd never dream of never finishing this! Glad you like!
padfootgurl ~ calm down! Glad you like!
chaser ~ thanks!
Lucky_719 ~ I don't want you to go mad, so here's the next chapter! Hope I wasn't too late!
AppleJuiceMaster ~ It's okay, Lucius wont have a heart attack, because without Draco the world would end. Aw, thanks for the flowers.
WormmonABC ~ Er, sorry about that....
Flyingphilosopher ~ Yeah, Remy rules. I hope your health didn't depend on me updating too long ago.
Chrisfaithalin ~ Yay! You're not going to kill me! I hope.....
'Lo ~ Oh. I hope this is soon enough, because I really don't want you to rip me limb from limb. I'm glad you like it though.
iceprincess22 ~ I took your advice, and there is now a key at the top. Thanks!
Tasty Lemon ~ here's some more....btw, that happy dance is disturbing.
Diva937 ~ I wrote, really! As fast as I could, too!
Mssr.Moony ~ Some temporary relief, I suppose!
lulu ~ Thanks!
mrsharrypotter ~ I didn't mean to make you choke, I love those lines too! Hope the wait didn't kill you like you said it might. Oh! I haven't gotten around to reading your fic yet, I'll do that asap!
Tasty Lemon ~ Nice to see you again! I wrote!
Blackcat8610 ~ No need for an Internet petition. And I don't know about Percy not getting it, he's acting odd.
~TAS
