[Erin and Montparnasse are in the golf cart, driving at the most breakneck
speed possible. Parnasse is driving.]
Erin: This is fun! I didn't think you'd be able to drive this well.
Montparnasse: [turns to Erin] It's quite easy, actually.
Erin: Parnasse, look out!
Montparnasse: [turns just in time to see a porta-john ahead]
Both: AUGH!
[They crash into the porta-john. It falls over.]
Erin: Quick! Leave before someone sees!
[Alas, the golf cart is broken.]
Montparnasse: [grabs Erin's arm] Let's go!
[They run to the nearest barn.]
Montparnasse: Up here!
Erin: Wow! That was scary!
Montparnasse: Yeah...
[At the playground, where Allouette is still singing to the sandcastle.]
Little Boy: [runs through sandbox] HAHA! Goodbye house! [kicks over Allouette's castle]
Allouette: Come back here, you @$%#&#!$
Fantine: [emerging from a porta-john] Where's my baby?
Gavroche: [obviously impressed] She just chased off a toddler, screaming profanity.
Fantine: NOOOOO!
[Javert has caught up to Valjean next to a porta-john.]
Javert: I'm onto you, 24601... or should I say Sideshow Bob?
Valjean: What?
Javert: [pulling out handcuffs] I'm going to make you pay!
[Suddenly a golf cart crashes into the porta-john, which falls on Javert. Valjean runs away.]
Erin: Quick! Leave before anyone sees!
Montparnasse: [grabs Erin's arm] Let's go!
Javert: [faintly] Knocking over a porta potties on an Inspector, first class? Jail! [passes out]
[Eponine and Enjolras have left the pool and are now lost in a goat pen.]
Daisy: Ble-e-eh! [begins to chase Eponine]
Eponine: M'sieur Enjolras, help!
Enjolras: Quick, into this small house full of cedar chips!
[They hide in the goat house]
Eponine: It's awfully close in here.
Enjolras: Yeah...
[Cosette, having failed to catch the kitty, has left the barn with Grantaire close behind.]
Cosette: I need to use the restroom.
[They arrive at a porta-john. Cosette goes in. Grantaire follows.]
Cosette's voice: Monsieur, what are you doing? I have to use the restroom, and I can't if you're in here.
Valjean: [runs up]
Javert: I'm onto you, 24601... or should I say Sideshow Bob?
Valjean: What?
Javert: [pulling out handcuffs] I'm going to make you pay!
[Cosette is trying to call for her father, but Grantaire's hand is over her mouth. Suddenly, the porta-john falls over. Grantaire hits his head and passes out.]
Erin: Quick! Leave before anyone sees!
Montparnasse: [grabs Erin's arm] Let's go!
Javert: [faintly] Knocking over a porta potties on an Inspector, first class? Jail! [passes out]
Cosette: [climbs out of porta-john]
[A llama runs by.]
Marius: [chasing it] Cosette, my love!
Cosette: Yes, dear?
Marius: [stops] Cosette? But...
Cosette: [rushes to him] Marius, save me from the bad drunk man!
Marius: Okay.
[They run to a barn and collapse into a hay pile.]
Haypile: Ow.
Cosette: Marius... the hay said "ow."
Marius: Haunted barn! [runs away]
Cosette: Wait, my love! [follows]
Montparnasse: I see not everyone stayed with their buddy.
Erin: I did!
Montparnasse: I know.
[The bishop is riding Marius the llama.]
Bishop: Wheeeeeee!
[They almost squash a screaming toddler, who is running as fast as he can.]
Bishop: [stopping the llama] What...?
Allouette: [runs straight into the llama] That @#$#&$ kicked over my castle!
Bishop: Come, my brother, and ride the llama.
Allouette: LLAMA! [jumps on]
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
What will the Bishop, Allouette, and Marius the llama do now? What will Marius the doltboy and Cosette do now? What will Eponine and Enjolras do now? What will the unconscious Javert and the unconscious Grantaire do now? What will Erin and Montparnasse do now? What will Fantine and Gavroche do now? Where has Valjean gotten to? Why doesn't the Authoress think of more entertaining questions? Some of these (but not all) shall be answered in the next and final update of Mizzies at the Park.
Yeah, so it's short. I have better fics to come. (Be ready for Mizzie Mizzie Bang Bang!)
sweet775- Bluegrass... what can I say? It's sort of like mountain people music, ya know? Really stereotypical. You never saw O Brother Where Art Thou? Lucky. Anyway, it's something not all people can appreciate.
Elyse3- Yeah, my Uncle Johnny let me name the llamas. They sold 'em, though, cos they were the meanest llamas ever. I made them a bit nicer for my Bishop.
Erin: This is fun! I didn't think you'd be able to drive this well.
Montparnasse: [turns to Erin] It's quite easy, actually.
Erin: Parnasse, look out!
Montparnasse: [turns just in time to see a porta-john ahead]
Both: AUGH!
[They crash into the porta-john. It falls over.]
Erin: Quick! Leave before someone sees!
[Alas, the golf cart is broken.]
Montparnasse: [grabs Erin's arm] Let's go!
[They run to the nearest barn.]
Montparnasse: Up here!
Erin: Wow! That was scary!
Montparnasse: Yeah...
[At the playground, where Allouette is still singing to the sandcastle.]
Little Boy: [runs through sandbox] HAHA! Goodbye house! [kicks over Allouette's castle]
Allouette: Come back here, you @$%#&#!$
Fantine: [emerging from a porta-john] Where's my baby?
Gavroche: [obviously impressed] She just chased off a toddler, screaming profanity.
Fantine: NOOOOO!
[Javert has caught up to Valjean next to a porta-john.]
Javert: I'm onto you, 24601... or should I say Sideshow Bob?
Valjean: What?
Javert: [pulling out handcuffs] I'm going to make you pay!
[Suddenly a golf cart crashes into the porta-john, which falls on Javert. Valjean runs away.]
Erin: Quick! Leave before anyone sees!
Montparnasse: [grabs Erin's arm] Let's go!
Javert: [faintly] Knocking over a porta potties on an Inspector, first class? Jail! [passes out]
[Eponine and Enjolras have left the pool and are now lost in a goat pen.]
Daisy: Ble-e-eh! [begins to chase Eponine]
Eponine: M'sieur Enjolras, help!
Enjolras: Quick, into this small house full of cedar chips!
[They hide in the goat house]
Eponine: It's awfully close in here.
Enjolras: Yeah...
[Cosette, having failed to catch the kitty, has left the barn with Grantaire close behind.]
Cosette: I need to use the restroom.
[They arrive at a porta-john. Cosette goes in. Grantaire follows.]
Cosette's voice: Monsieur, what are you doing? I have to use the restroom, and I can't if you're in here.
Valjean: [runs up]
Javert: I'm onto you, 24601... or should I say Sideshow Bob?
Valjean: What?
Javert: [pulling out handcuffs] I'm going to make you pay!
[Cosette is trying to call for her father, but Grantaire's hand is over her mouth. Suddenly, the porta-john falls over. Grantaire hits his head and passes out.]
Erin: Quick! Leave before anyone sees!
Montparnasse: [grabs Erin's arm] Let's go!
Javert: [faintly] Knocking over a porta potties on an Inspector, first class? Jail! [passes out]
Cosette: [climbs out of porta-john]
[A llama runs by.]
Marius: [chasing it] Cosette, my love!
Cosette: Yes, dear?
Marius: [stops] Cosette? But...
Cosette: [rushes to him] Marius, save me from the bad drunk man!
Marius: Okay.
[They run to a barn and collapse into a hay pile.]
Haypile: Ow.
Cosette: Marius... the hay said "ow."
Marius: Haunted barn! [runs away]
Cosette: Wait, my love! [follows]
Montparnasse: I see not everyone stayed with their buddy.
Erin: I did!
Montparnasse: I know.
[The bishop is riding Marius the llama.]
Bishop: Wheeeeeee!
[They almost squash a screaming toddler, who is running as fast as he can.]
Bishop: [stopping the llama] What...?
Allouette: [runs straight into the llama] That @#$#&$ kicked over my castle!
Bishop: Come, my brother, and ride the llama.
Allouette: LLAMA! [jumps on]
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
What will the Bishop, Allouette, and Marius the llama do now? What will Marius the doltboy and Cosette do now? What will Eponine and Enjolras do now? What will the unconscious Javert and the unconscious Grantaire do now? What will Erin and Montparnasse do now? What will Fantine and Gavroche do now? Where has Valjean gotten to? Why doesn't the Authoress think of more entertaining questions? Some of these (but not all) shall be answered in the next and final update of Mizzies at the Park.
Yeah, so it's short. I have better fics to come. (Be ready for Mizzie Mizzie Bang Bang!)
sweet775- Bluegrass... what can I say? It's sort of like mountain people music, ya know? Really stereotypical. You never saw O Brother Where Art Thou? Lucky. Anyway, it's something not all people can appreciate.
Elyse3- Yeah, my Uncle Johnny let me name the llamas. They sold 'em, though, cos they were the meanest llamas ever. I made them a bit nicer for my Bishop.