[Back in the barn loft...]
Erin: Parnasse, it's time to go.
Montparnasse: &@%$!
Erin: Montparnasse! Such language!
Montparnasse: Sorry...
Erin: So... let's go round up the others.
Montparnasse: [sighs]
[The walk out of the barn. The bishop and Allouette ride by on Marius... the llama.]
Erin: Hey, guys, it's time to go!
Bishop: &@%$!
Erin: Monsiegneur! Such language!
Bishop: Sorry... [he and Allouette walk back to the van]
Erin: [climbs on Marius... the llama] Come on, Parnasse.
Montparnasse: [hops on behind] Let's light this candle!
Erin: Ooh... I love sexy French murderers from the nineteenth century who quote Boy Meets World...
[The arrive at the playground.]
Erin: Fantine! Gavroche! It's time to go!
Gavroche: &@%$!
Erin: Gavroche! Such language!
Gavroche: Sorry...
[Fantine and Gavroche race back to the van]
Valjean: [runs by]
Erin: Valjean! It's time to go! Where's Javert?
Valjean: Under the inspector-eating porta potty.
Erin: okay...
Valjean: Nice... llama...
Erin: [to Marius] Find the evil porta potty!
[They arrive. Cousin Pat, Cousin Little John, Uncle Johnny, Uncle Rick, and Uncle Jeff are gathered around.]
Cousin Little John: Hey, Erin.
Erin: Hi, y'all. What's going' on?
Uncle Rick: We think someone's trapped under there.
Javert's Voice: [weakly] You... will... pay...
Montparnasse: Ya think? [he and Erin hop down off the llama]
[All lift the porta john off Javert.]
Javert: [twitch]
Erin: Oh, no! You killed him, Parnasse!
[Glinda the Good Witch appears, waves her wand, then lassoes a passing bubble and flies away]
Javert: [leaps to his feet] I will catch you, Sideshow Bob!
Erin: Um... Javert? It's time to go.
Javert: &@%$!
Erin: Inspector! Such language!
Javert: Sorry...
[Assorted uncles and cousins leave.]
Erin: Now it's Grantaire, Eponine, and Enjolras. Am I forgetting anybody?
Montparnasse: [lying] Nope.
[The porta john door pops open, and Grantaire falls out, unconscious.]
Erin: [kicking him] Grantaire, do you know where Eponine and Enjy are?
Grantaire: [moans]
Daisy: [runs up to Grantaire] Ble-e-e-e-e-e-eh!
Grantaire: Bleh?
Daisy: Ble-e! [runs away]
Montparnasse: [disgusted] You speak to... goats?
Grantaire: She said a girl with a hat and a boy with a vest are in the goat house.
Erin: [jumping onto Marius... the llama] Parnasse, can you take him to the car?
Montparnasse: If I must...
Erin: Let's go, Marius!
[They arrive at the goat pens.]
Erin: [yelling in the direction of the goat house] Time to go!
Eponine and Enjolras: [emerging] &@%$!
Erin: Guys! Such language!
Eponine: Sorry...
[Pause. Both look at Enjolras.]
Enjolras: What? I meant it.
[All jump onto Marius... the llama... and ride back to the van.]
Erin: Bye, Marius!
Marius: [runs away as fast as he can]
Erin: Same seating, everyone!
Montparnasse: Aw! I wanted to drive!
Erin: Alright, but just because it's you.
Montparnasse: Yay!
Erin: Is everybody here?
Mizzies: [lying] Yes!
Erin: Okay, Parnasse, let's go!
Montparnasse: Yes ma'am!
Grantaire: Wait, where's-
Bishop: [punches him in the face] Shhh!
Grantaire: Ow. [passes out]
[Montparnasse starts the car going at a breakneck speed.]
Erin: You're such a good driver.
Montparnasse: [turns to look at her] Thank you.
Erin: Parnasse, look out!
[Montparnasse turn the car just in time to avoid a porta john.]
Montparnasse: [turning all the way around to speak to the other Mizzies] That was close.
[The car crashes into another porta john.]
Erin: We should make sure no one was in it.
Montparnasse: [seeing the hem of a black dress] No... let's just go.
Erin: Okay.
[They drive off into the sunset.]
Cosette: [climbing out of the wrecked porta john] Marius? Are you alright?
Marius: [from underneath said porta john] I'm... not... sure...
Cosette: These things are dangerous! [yanking Marius out from underneath] Every time I need to use one, it falls over on top of someone I love.
Marius: I love you!
Cosette: Let's go find the others and get out of here!
Marius: Yes, let's.
THE END
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Don't worry, Marius and Cosette fans. Amis are have excellent senses of direction, and these two were home within a few days.
eponine-meliara- Is it not sad that one of the coolest creatures on Earth is also mean? I mean, the only creature cooler than llama is lemur, and last time I checked THEY weren't mean. And Kuzco from The Emperor's New Groove wasn't TOO mean... I mean, he didn't spit one people... Oh, sorry, I'm rambling.
sweet775- Alright, for someone who's never seen Oh Brother... the only example of bluegrass I can think of is The Beverly Hillbillies theme song... "Come and listen to m'story bout a man named Jed..." That's bluegrass.
Elyse3- When my uncle died, they sold almost all the animals. Daisy the goat is also no more. I thought about kidnapping her so that Grantaire could have someone who likes him to talk to, but turns out that she didn't like him either. Oh well.
Andi^^;;- Glad you enjoyed. I love golf carts and llamas, so I decided to let me Mizzies try them out. Parnasse and I were the only ones who liked the golf cart, and everyone but Marius liked the llamas. Yeah... I live inside my head.
*No one but Grantaire, Javert, Cosette, Marius, and Enjolras were hurt in the telling of this tale.
Erin: Parnasse, it's time to go.
Montparnasse: &@%$!
Erin: Montparnasse! Such language!
Montparnasse: Sorry...
Erin: So... let's go round up the others.
Montparnasse: [sighs]
[The walk out of the barn. The bishop and Allouette ride by on Marius... the llama.]
Erin: Hey, guys, it's time to go!
Bishop: &@%$!
Erin: Monsiegneur! Such language!
Bishop: Sorry... [he and Allouette walk back to the van]
Erin: [climbs on Marius... the llama] Come on, Parnasse.
Montparnasse: [hops on behind] Let's light this candle!
Erin: Ooh... I love sexy French murderers from the nineteenth century who quote Boy Meets World...
[The arrive at the playground.]
Erin: Fantine! Gavroche! It's time to go!
Gavroche: &@%$!
Erin: Gavroche! Such language!
Gavroche: Sorry...
[Fantine and Gavroche race back to the van]
Valjean: [runs by]
Erin: Valjean! It's time to go! Where's Javert?
Valjean: Under the inspector-eating porta potty.
Erin: okay...
Valjean: Nice... llama...
Erin: [to Marius] Find the evil porta potty!
[They arrive. Cousin Pat, Cousin Little John, Uncle Johnny, Uncle Rick, and Uncle Jeff are gathered around.]
Cousin Little John: Hey, Erin.
Erin: Hi, y'all. What's going' on?
Uncle Rick: We think someone's trapped under there.
Javert's Voice: [weakly] You... will... pay...
Montparnasse: Ya think? [he and Erin hop down off the llama]
[All lift the porta john off Javert.]
Javert: [twitch]
Erin: Oh, no! You killed him, Parnasse!
[Glinda the Good Witch appears, waves her wand, then lassoes a passing bubble and flies away]
Javert: [leaps to his feet] I will catch you, Sideshow Bob!
Erin: Um... Javert? It's time to go.
Javert: &@%$!
Erin: Inspector! Such language!
Javert: Sorry...
[Assorted uncles and cousins leave.]
Erin: Now it's Grantaire, Eponine, and Enjolras. Am I forgetting anybody?
Montparnasse: [lying] Nope.
[The porta john door pops open, and Grantaire falls out, unconscious.]
Erin: [kicking him] Grantaire, do you know where Eponine and Enjy are?
Grantaire: [moans]
Daisy: [runs up to Grantaire] Ble-e-e-e-e-e-eh!
Grantaire: Bleh?
Daisy: Ble-e! [runs away]
Montparnasse: [disgusted] You speak to... goats?
Grantaire: She said a girl with a hat and a boy with a vest are in the goat house.
Erin: [jumping onto Marius... the llama] Parnasse, can you take him to the car?
Montparnasse: If I must...
Erin: Let's go, Marius!
[They arrive at the goat pens.]
Erin: [yelling in the direction of the goat house] Time to go!
Eponine and Enjolras: [emerging] &@%$!
Erin: Guys! Such language!
Eponine: Sorry...
[Pause. Both look at Enjolras.]
Enjolras: What? I meant it.
[All jump onto Marius... the llama... and ride back to the van.]
Erin: Bye, Marius!
Marius: [runs away as fast as he can]
Erin: Same seating, everyone!
Montparnasse: Aw! I wanted to drive!
Erin: Alright, but just because it's you.
Montparnasse: Yay!
Erin: Is everybody here?
Mizzies: [lying] Yes!
Erin: Okay, Parnasse, let's go!
Montparnasse: Yes ma'am!
Grantaire: Wait, where's-
Bishop: [punches him in the face] Shhh!
Grantaire: Ow. [passes out]
[Montparnasse starts the car going at a breakneck speed.]
Erin: You're such a good driver.
Montparnasse: [turns to look at her] Thank you.
Erin: Parnasse, look out!
[Montparnasse turn the car just in time to avoid a porta john.]
Montparnasse: [turning all the way around to speak to the other Mizzies] That was close.
[The car crashes into another porta john.]
Erin: We should make sure no one was in it.
Montparnasse: [seeing the hem of a black dress] No... let's just go.
Erin: Okay.
[They drive off into the sunset.]
Cosette: [climbing out of the wrecked porta john] Marius? Are you alright?
Marius: [from underneath said porta john] I'm... not... sure...
Cosette: These things are dangerous! [yanking Marius out from underneath] Every time I need to use one, it falls over on top of someone I love.
Marius: I love you!
Cosette: Let's go find the others and get out of here!
Marius: Yes, let's.
THE END
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Don't worry, Marius and Cosette fans. Amis are have excellent senses of direction, and these two were home within a few days.
eponine-meliara- Is it not sad that one of the coolest creatures on Earth is also mean? I mean, the only creature cooler than llama is lemur, and last time I checked THEY weren't mean. And Kuzco from The Emperor's New Groove wasn't TOO mean... I mean, he didn't spit one people... Oh, sorry, I'm rambling.
sweet775- Alright, for someone who's never seen Oh Brother... the only example of bluegrass I can think of is The Beverly Hillbillies theme song... "Come and listen to m'story bout a man named Jed..." That's bluegrass.
Elyse3- When my uncle died, they sold almost all the animals. Daisy the goat is also no more. I thought about kidnapping her so that Grantaire could have someone who likes him to talk to, but turns out that she didn't like him either. Oh well.
Andi^^;;- Glad you enjoyed. I love golf carts and llamas, so I decided to let me Mizzies try them out. Parnasse and I were the only ones who liked the golf cart, and everyone but Marius liked the llamas. Yeah... I live inside my head.
*No one but Grantaire, Javert, Cosette, Marius, and Enjolras were hurt in the telling of this tale.