Part 3
"Well, I can't really tell much from these samples. It seems that the samples are written by the same person. They are definitely right handed and judging by the flow of the script it is most definitely a male." She leans back from the microscope. "Why may I ask are you so interested in these cards? Do you have some secret admirer? Its okay Mulder I won't tell anyone you're gay. Let me in on the details."
Mulder gets a slightly peeved look on his face. "These are not my cards. They're Scully's and what do you mean am I gay?"
Lisa just looks at Mulder. "Well, theres kinda a two way bet going around."
"What kind of bet?", asks Mulder really suspicious.
"Well a lot of people are betting first that you are gay and second that you and Agent Scully are partners in more ways than one."
"Really?", asks Mulder amazed. "How did you bet Lisa?"
"Well, I bet that you were gay", says Lisa trying not to laugh.
"And why?" ,asks Mulder really getting angry.
"Well, you've worked with Agent Scully for seven years now and I know you two are not involved. I'm a woman and I have intuition about these things, so if you have no interest in her you are obviously gay."
"I am not gay and my feelings for Agent Scully are mine alone", snaps Mulder grabbing the cards and storming out of the lab.
"You've got that right", says Lisa.
"Well, I can't really tell much from these samples. It seems that the samples are written by the same person. They are definitely right handed and judging by the flow of the script it is most definitely a male." She leans back from the microscope. "Why may I ask are you so interested in these cards? Do you have some secret admirer? Its okay Mulder I won't tell anyone you're gay. Let me in on the details."
Mulder gets a slightly peeved look on his face. "These are not my cards. They're Scully's and what do you mean am I gay?"
Lisa just looks at Mulder. "Well, theres kinda a two way bet going around."
"What kind of bet?", asks Mulder really suspicious.
"Well a lot of people are betting first that you are gay and second that you and Agent Scully are partners in more ways than one."
"Really?", asks Mulder amazed. "How did you bet Lisa?"
"Well, I bet that you were gay", says Lisa trying not to laugh.
"And why?" ,asks Mulder really getting angry.
"Well, you've worked with Agent Scully for seven years now and I know you two are not involved. I'm a woman and I have intuition about these things, so if you have no interest in her you are obviously gay."
"I am not gay and my feelings for Agent Scully are mine alone", snaps Mulder grabbing the cards and storming out of the lab.
"You've got that right", says Lisa.