YES!!! 50+ REVIEWS! Man, I thought, very honestly, the most this
story would get was 20+! How wrong I am. Just so you know, this story
intends to keep going until the end of Harry's year, and right now, we're
around Jan-Feb. So there's much more craziness to come! You like that,
don't you?
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. No, really. I keep saying I don't, SO WHY DO YOU FORCE ME TO PUT THESE THINGIES IN EVERY CHAPTER!?! Wait, you don't. Nomad!?"
Now onward!
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Harry and Ron could not believe it. As teachers flew around them, most of them drunk, dancing the night away, all they wanted to do was leave.
"Have- haffesh sumuvthat Fire Whiskey!" said Dumbledore, who had just lost his half-moon spectacles. They were currently on the face of Professor Sprout, who was also wearing Professor McGonagall's hat.
As Dumbledore handed them a bottle of Firewhiskey, Harry and Ron both stared at it. They couldn't drink- but a teacher had handed it to them- maybe a little taste wouldn't hurt...
But then, they were distracted by a huge roar from the crowd. McGonagall, who had just been dancing on top of the table- now had her head INSIDE a disco ball, and was dancing crazier than ever.
"Aw, now, we can't have that!" shouted Ron, nearly in tears seeing his teacher with a disco ball on her heads. "Professor- for the love of goodness- take it off! TAKE IT OFF, PLEASE!!!"
The crowd, hearing Ron's shout, started to take it up. "TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!"
McGonagall giggled, and swayed her head, sending crazy lights all around the room. "Oh... okay!" she said, clapping her frail hands together.
"Ron..." said Harry, as McGonagall kept on clapping, "I don't think the crowd means the disco ball..."
"What do you-" Ron's eyes then widened as he understood. "You mean..."
Harry nodded.
"OH, HOLY- HARRY, RUN!!!"
Harry and Ron pushed and shoved their way to the back of the crowd, where they found an even more sickening sight than a drunken, robe-less McGonagall. It was a nude Hagrid in a kiddie pool, with only 37 inches of water to cover him. (It seems like a lot, but we're talking about HAGRID here. Three feet barely goes past his belly-button!)
Ron, who had seen too much of these sickening sights in too little time, immediately threw up. Hagrid noticed, and spoke in an extremely sluggish voice that most likely had to do with the fifteen empty bottles next to him. Or not.
"Yeah..." said Hagrid, "that stuff can really get t' ya', Ron! But you'll get t' stomach fer it soon 'nuff..."
"Hagrid..." said Harry slowly, "PLEASE tell me that there is a good, perfectly moral reason for ALL OF THIS!!!"
Just about everyone in the room turned to Harry. And then they all laughed.
"HA HA HA!" thundered Hagrid, louder than everyone. "Harry, yer a funny one, Y'know that? The teachers have been doing this 'bout every night fer YEARS, Harry, YEARS! It's a real secret, so you shouldn't be here, but..."
Hagrid took a deep swig from the mug he had in his hand.
"Anyways, in 'bout... one minute, we'll be takin' our anti-intoxication potions!"
"Anti..."
"Yeah!" said Hagrid, motioning to the female Snape at the entrance of the room. She waved, looked straight at Harry, and blew a kiss. Harry almost fainted, but then he realized that he didn't love her anymore, and that Snape was drunk. "Snape over thar, she gives us one drop o' those potions, alcohol just vanishes out o' t' body... kinda like magic! Oh, it's time now!" Hagrid tried to get out of the pool, to Harry's extreme horror, but the rubber pool came up with him, and stuck fast to his midsection, to Harry's extreme relief.
Harry turned to the green-looking Ron. "Ron, we've got to RUN! Do you know what'll happen if WE'RE SEEN!?"
"No?"
"WE'LL GET EXPELLED!!! THIS IS WORSE THAN BEING OUT AT NIGHT; IT'S THAT, PLUS FINDING OUT A SECRET THAT'LL TARNISH THEIR REPUTATION FOREVER!!!"
When Ron finally realized the seriousness of the situation, Snape had taken the potion. She looked at Harry and Ron as if they had three heads each.
"WHAT THE... POTTER, WEASLEY... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?! OH, YOU BOYS HAVE DONE IT NOW!!! YOU'VE DONE IT NOW!!!" she said, in an uncanny resemblance of her male self.
As more teachers took the potion, the shouts became greater. Harry was so scared that he couldn't even think. He tried to back away, but was stopped by Hagrid.
"Now, now..." said Hagrid, "You boys have crossed the line, I'm afraid. Nice knowin' yeh."
"LET'S GET THEM AND EXPELL THEM!" shouted McGonagall.
At that, NEARLY EVERY SINGLE TEACHER IN THE SCHOOL RUSHED AT THEM, WANDS OUT.
Harry and Ron both ran like heck, somehow busting through the crowd of angry teachers to get to the door. They dived through, and ducked to avoid a few leg-locker spells. Ramming up through the trap-door, they bolted around the corner, the whole staff at their heels.
"PROTEGO!" shouted Harry. Just in time, as a few jinxes bounced off of the shield as soon as it was formed.
Harry and Ron rounded a corner, only to be stopped by Professor Trelawney.
"I FORSEE EXPULSION IN YOUR FUTURE!" she screamed, kind of hysterical. Harry never knew Trelawney to be violent. He also never knew about half of the other teachers chasing him to be so violent. But he also never knew ANY of the teachers to get drunk secretly at 1:45 in the morning. There was a lot of stuff he didn't know, Harry realized.
Harry and Ron dodged Trelawney, and ducked into a classroom before anyone could see them.
Except for Trelawney, who they had forgotten about as soon as they dodged her.
"THEY'RE IN HERE!!!" screamed Trelawney. Harry and Ron heard many angry voices outside.
"REDUCTO!" screamed Professor Flitwick, blasting down the door.
"You know, that DOES have a doorknob." Said McGonagall.
"No it doesn't." said Flitwick, picking up and hiding the door's broken doorknob.
"Yes it does, you're hiding it behind your back!" said McGonagall.
"Er, excuse me?" said Snape. "I don't mean to interrupt, but THE KIDS ARE ESCAPING RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE!!!"
Harry had blasted down the wall he and Ron were up against with a "REDUCTO," and they were off!
The rest of the staff rushed past Flitwick and McGonagall, still having their argument.
"This... is not a doorknob!" said Flitwick, holding the doorknob out in front of him.
"Yes it is." Said McGonagall.
"Do you see a sign on it that says doorknob?" asked Flitwick with a smirk.
"Yes." Said McGonagall, pointing to the sign on the doorknob that read "doorknob."
Flitwick grew scarlet.
"Where should we go!?" panted Ron, just behind Harry.
"Outside! We'll lose them there!"
Harry and Ron slid down the entire banister to the first floor. Now in the Entrance Hall, they burst through the entrance doors. The cold night air brushed across their face, but they didn't notice it. It's kind of hard to when you're outrunning the whole staff.
The distance was closing, as the teachers were using speed up spells to catch up. The reason they didn't do this BEFORE was unknown.
"THAT'S IT!" screamed Ron. "WE'RE DOOMED!!!"
And then they were saved.
Harry saw it first, its headlights nearly blinding. It pulled up next to Harry and Ron, and its doors flew open.
It was Ron's dad's car, the Ford An-thingy!
"HEY!" said Ron. "Wow, car, look, Harry, it came!"
"Man, this is convenient!" said Harry. "We're saved!"
Just then, a spell whizzed over Harry's ear. It hit the Ford, engulfing it in a flash of yellow light. And then it disappeared.
"No..." said Ron, patting the spot where the Ford had just been. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! HOW... HOW COULD THE AUTHOR OF THIS STORY WASTE 50-60 WORDS MAKING ME THINK THAT WE WERE GOING TO GET SAVED!?! AND THEN HAVING IT HIT WITH A RANDOM SPELL THAT MAKES IT DISSAPPEAR!? THAT'S JUST PLAIN EVIL!!!"
"We've got them now!" shrieked one of the teachers.
Harry turned around, staring down just about the whole staff. No matter what, he'd get expelled. But he couldn't go down without letting at least one other student know about the secret parties that occurred in the middle of the night. He had to get back to that castle! And to do that... he'd have to fight through the whole staff!
And that's when the extremely convenient and cheap earthquake occurred.
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Yeah... I'll bet you want to find out what happens, next? Well then review! It's my fourth chapter today, I think I deserve it!
~!@#$%^&*()_+
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. No, really. I keep saying I don't, SO WHY DO YOU FORCE ME TO PUT THESE THINGIES IN EVERY CHAPTER!?! Wait, you don't. Nomad!?"
Now onward!
***
Harry and Ron could not believe it. As teachers flew around them, most of them drunk, dancing the night away, all they wanted to do was leave.
"Have- haffesh sumuvthat Fire Whiskey!" said Dumbledore, who had just lost his half-moon spectacles. They were currently on the face of Professor Sprout, who was also wearing Professor McGonagall's hat.
As Dumbledore handed them a bottle of Firewhiskey, Harry and Ron both stared at it. They couldn't drink- but a teacher had handed it to them- maybe a little taste wouldn't hurt...
But then, they were distracted by a huge roar from the crowd. McGonagall, who had just been dancing on top of the table- now had her head INSIDE a disco ball, and was dancing crazier than ever.
"Aw, now, we can't have that!" shouted Ron, nearly in tears seeing his teacher with a disco ball on her heads. "Professor- for the love of goodness- take it off! TAKE IT OFF, PLEASE!!!"
The crowd, hearing Ron's shout, started to take it up. "TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!"
McGonagall giggled, and swayed her head, sending crazy lights all around the room. "Oh... okay!" she said, clapping her frail hands together.
"Ron..." said Harry, as McGonagall kept on clapping, "I don't think the crowd means the disco ball..."
"What do you-" Ron's eyes then widened as he understood. "You mean..."
Harry nodded.
"OH, HOLY- HARRY, RUN!!!"
Harry and Ron pushed and shoved their way to the back of the crowd, where they found an even more sickening sight than a drunken, robe-less McGonagall. It was a nude Hagrid in a kiddie pool, with only 37 inches of water to cover him. (It seems like a lot, but we're talking about HAGRID here. Three feet barely goes past his belly-button!)
Ron, who had seen too much of these sickening sights in too little time, immediately threw up. Hagrid noticed, and spoke in an extremely sluggish voice that most likely had to do with the fifteen empty bottles next to him. Or not.
"Yeah..." said Hagrid, "that stuff can really get t' ya', Ron! But you'll get t' stomach fer it soon 'nuff..."
"Hagrid..." said Harry slowly, "PLEASE tell me that there is a good, perfectly moral reason for ALL OF THIS!!!"
Just about everyone in the room turned to Harry. And then they all laughed.
"HA HA HA!" thundered Hagrid, louder than everyone. "Harry, yer a funny one, Y'know that? The teachers have been doing this 'bout every night fer YEARS, Harry, YEARS! It's a real secret, so you shouldn't be here, but..."
Hagrid took a deep swig from the mug he had in his hand.
"Anyways, in 'bout... one minute, we'll be takin' our anti-intoxication potions!"
"Anti..."
"Yeah!" said Hagrid, motioning to the female Snape at the entrance of the room. She waved, looked straight at Harry, and blew a kiss. Harry almost fainted, but then he realized that he didn't love her anymore, and that Snape was drunk. "Snape over thar, she gives us one drop o' those potions, alcohol just vanishes out o' t' body... kinda like magic! Oh, it's time now!" Hagrid tried to get out of the pool, to Harry's extreme horror, but the rubber pool came up with him, and stuck fast to his midsection, to Harry's extreme relief.
Harry turned to the green-looking Ron. "Ron, we've got to RUN! Do you know what'll happen if WE'RE SEEN!?"
"No?"
"WE'LL GET EXPELLED!!! THIS IS WORSE THAN BEING OUT AT NIGHT; IT'S THAT, PLUS FINDING OUT A SECRET THAT'LL TARNISH THEIR REPUTATION FOREVER!!!"
When Ron finally realized the seriousness of the situation, Snape had taken the potion. She looked at Harry and Ron as if they had three heads each.
"WHAT THE... POTTER, WEASLEY... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?! OH, YOU BOYS HAVE DONE IT NOW!!! YOU'VE DONE IT NOW!!!" she said, in an uncanny resemblance of her male self.
As more teachers took the potion, the shouts became greater. Harry was so scared that he couldn't even think. He tried to back away, but was stopped by Hagrid.
"Now, now..." said Hagrid, "You boys have crossed the line, I'm afraid. Nice knowin' yeh."
"LET'S GET THEM AND EXPELL THEM!" shouted McGonagall.
At that, NEARLY EVERY SINGLE TEACHER IN THE SCHOOL RUSHED AT THEM, WANDS OUT.
Harry and Ron both ran like heck, somehow busting through the crowd of angry teachers to get to the door. They dived through, and ducked to avoid a few leg-locker spells. Ramming up through the trap-door, they bolted around the corner, the whole staff at their heels.
"PROTEGO!" shouted Harry. Just in time, as a few jinxes bounced off of the shield as soon as it was formed.
Harry and Ron rounded a corner, only to be stopped by Professor Trelawney.
"I FORSEE EXPULSION IN YOUR FUTURE!" she screamed, kind of hysterical. Harry never knew Trelawney to be violent. He also never knew about half of the other teachers chasing him to be so violent. But he also never knew ANY of the teachers to get drunk secretly at 1:45 in the morning. There was a lot of stuff he didn't know, Harry realized.
Harry and Ron dodged Trelawney, and ducked into a classroom before anyone could see them.
Except for Trelawney, who they had forgotten about as soon as they dodged her.
"THEY'RE IN HERE!!!" screamed Trelawney. Harry and Ron heard many angry voices outside.
"REDUCTO!" screamed Professor Flitwick, blasting down the door.
"You know, that DOES have a doorknob." Said McGonagall.
"No it doesn't." said Flitwick, picking up and hiding the door's broken doorknob.
"Yes it does, you're hiding it behind your back!" said McGonagall.
"Er, excuse me?" said Snape. "I don't mean to interrupt, but THE KIDS ARE ESCAPING RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE!!!"
Harry had blasted down the wall he and Ron were up against with a "REDUCTO," and they were off!
The rest of the staff rushed past Flitwick and McGonagall, still having their argument.
"This... is not a doorknob!" said Flitwick, holding the doorknob out in front of him.
"Yes it is." Said McGonagall.
"Do you see a sign on it that says doorknob?" asked Flitwick with a smirk.
"Yes." Said McGonagall, pointing to the sign on the doorknob that read "doorknob."
Flitwick grew scarlet.
"Where should we go!?" panted Ron, just behind Harry.
"Outside! We'll lose them there!"
Harry and Ron slid down the entire banister to the first floor. Now in the Entrance Hall, they burst through the entrance doors. The cold night air brushed across their face, but they didn't notice it. It's kind of hard to when you're outrunning the whole staff.
The distance was closing, as the teachers were using speed up spells to catch up. The reason they didn't do this BEFORE was unknown.
"THAT'S IT!" screamed Ron. "WE'RE DOOMED!!!"
And then they were saved.
Harry saw it first, its headlights nearly blinding. It pulled up next to Harry and Ron, and its doors flew open.
It was Ron's dad's car, the Ford An-thingy!
"HEY!" said Ron. "Wow, car, look, Harry, it came!"
"Man, this is convenient!" said Harry. "We're saved!"
Just then, a spell whizzed over Harry's ear. It hit the Ford, engulfing it in a flash of yellow light. And then it disappeared.
"No..." said Ron, patting the spot where the Ford had just been. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! HOW... HOW COULD THE AUTHOR OF THIS STORY WASTE 50-60 WORDS MAKING ME THINK THAT WE WERE GOING TO GET SAVED!?! AND THEN HAVING IT HIT WITH A RANDOM SPELL THAT MAKES IT DISSAPPEAR!? THAT'S JUST PLAIN EVIL!!!"
"We've got them now!" shrieked one of the teachers.
Harry turned around, staring down just about the whole staff. No matter what, he'd get expelled. But he couldn't go down without letting at least one other student know about the secret parties that occurred in the middle of the night. He had to get back to that castle! And to do that... he'd have to fight through the whole staff!
And that's when the extremely convenient and cheap earthquake occurred.
***
Yeah... I'll bet you want to find out what happens, next? Well then review! It's my fourth chapter today, I think I deserve it!
~!@#$%^&*()_+