Well, the streak has ended, as this is now being typed a day after my
four consecutive chapters. Oh well, it's not like anyone's checking their
computer at one-minute intervals to see if another chapter has been posted.
[Scene switches to some crazy fan's house who is checking his computer at thirty-second intervals]
Yep, just as I said, no one checks at one-minute intervals.
***
Wow. I just checked my story, and it's under 1,100 words, which is my goal for every chapter!
Anyway, before we switch to our regularly scheduled chapter, I have to beef up my word count to 1,100+ words!
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YOU. LIKE. ME. AND. WE. DREAMED. OF. THINGS. LONG. SINCE. PASSED. WHEN. WE. SWUNG. UNDER. THE. ROSE. BUSHES. DO. YOU. BELIEVE. IN. LIFE. AFTER. LOVE. DO. YOU. BELIEVE. IN. DEATH. AFTER. LOVE. NO. I. DO. NOT. YOU. ARE. A. CRAZY. IDIOT. RICE. RICE. RICE. RICE. RICE. ONE. AND. TWO. AND. THREE. AND. FOUR. AND. ONE. TWO. THREE. FOUR. FIVE. END!
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Curses, not enough words! How in the WORLD will I EVER beef up my word count to one-thousand one-hundred words, EVER!? Well, I guess I'll just have to... hey, it's there already! I wonder how? -_-
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, okay!? Are we happy? Good.
***
The Earthquake lasted for about two seconds.
And then it stopped.
Harry could not believe it. Was EVERYTHING against him!?!
The teachers formed a circle around him.
"We're going to expel you so fast that you won't even have time to say ANYTHING to your friends!"
Harry was desperate now. "RON!" he shouted. "QUICK! GET INTO THE CASTLE! TELL..."
But Ron wasn't listening, he was still sort of sick.
"It's over." Thought Harry. "There's no way I'll get out of this... no way... no way..."
And that's when...
...Harry got caught.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?" shouted Harry as the group of teachers grabbed him and Ron. One summoned all of their stuff from their dorm, leaving a trail of broken glass and bricks behind.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?" he repeated. "YOU MEAN THAT'S IT, I'M EXPELLED!?! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS- MY GOODNESS, THIS IS THE WORST STORY ENDING EVER!!!"
And then Harry and Ron were cast off of the Hogwarts grounds.
THE END!!!
***
HARRY POTTER IS ON FIRE 2!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
As Harry and Ron flew through the non-Hogwarts grounds air, Harry thought only one thing.
"Well, at least we know there's know way of getting out of this one!"
And that's when Harry landed on the Time-Turner.
And promptly broke it.
"CUUUURRRRRSSSSSEEEESSSSSS!!!" screamed Harry. He turned to Ron. "Well, Ron... what are we going to do?"
Ron, looking considerably less green, stood up. "Harry, we MAY be able to get back into school!" he said. "We just have to find Hogwarts, a History..."
"W-why?" asked Harry nervously. He didn't want to have anything to do with that book.
"Because, even though I never read it, Hermione has, plenty of times! And she said that it has the grounds for expulsion on it... And I don't think out of bed at night is EVER grounds for expulsion!"
"Yeah, but... you know what we saw?"
"SO WHAT!" shouted Ron happily. "As long as we were just witnesses- we didn't do anything, Harry, we're not supposed to be expelled!"
"Yeah, so what do we do, Ron, sneak into the school library with every teacher up?"
"Yes!" said Ron firmly. "It's the only way!"
"Fine." Sighed Harry.
As they both turned to go back into the Castle, they were interrupted by a loud puff of steam and a deep voice saying- "JUST WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, FOOLS?"
Harry and Ron turned, seeing nothing, and then realized that the only other thing there was-
"YES, I AM THE HOGWARTS EXPRESS, FOOLS! NOW, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CLIMB ONTO ME, AND I TAKE YOU AWAY, FOOLS!"
Harry and Ron sprinted as fast as they could away from the train.
"OH NO YOU DON'T FOOLS!" shouted the train. It GOT OFF OF THE TRACKS, and rammed straight at Harry and Ron.
"DIVE!" shouted Harry. He and Ron dived out of the train's path just in time.
"COME BACK HERE, FOOLS! GET IN ME FOOLS!" said the train, turning around.
"Oh, man, Harry, this is messed up!" said Ron, quivering next to him. "I never knew the Hogwarts express to be so alive... and evil... and say 'fool' so much..."
"Ron, we'll have to FIGHT it!" said Harry, drawing his wand. "It's the only way!"
"No way... you mean now we have to FIGHT the Hogwarts express!?" said Ron in disbelief. "Mate, this is... just not normal."
The Hogwarts express charged, and Harry jumped out of the way JUST in time, aimed his wand at the wheels, and shouted, FLIPENDO!!!"
His wand did nothing.
"What!? Oh, right, that's only in the video games. All right, next try!"
"My turn!" said Ron, as the train turned. He stared it down, jumped to the side at the last second, and shouted- "AVIFORS!!!"
Many, many birds flew out of his wand, straight at the Hogwarts express, and died.
"D'OH!" shouted Ron. Harry jumped in for another try.
"YOU FOOLS CAN'T BEAT ME! I'M A TRAIN, FOOLS!!!! WHATEVER YOU'RE GOING TO DO, IT WON'T WORK, YA' FOOL!" shouted the train as it turned around.
"Yes it will." Said Harry, as he stood his ground. "I WON'T MOVE."
"WHAAT, FOOL!?!" screamed the Train and Ron. (Obviously, Ron didn't scream the last part.)
"Yep!" said Harry. "I know that you have to stop! If ya' want to get me to ride you, that that is."
The train was now getting uncomfortably close. Harry could read the stuff on its front.
"HA, FOOL! YOU'RE A FOOL! I DON'T NEED YOU, I CAN JUST TAKE THE OTHER ONE AWAY, AND YOU'LL BE DEAD! ER, FOOL!"
"I don't believe you." Said Harry simply.
And then the train laughed.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFOOL!"
It was now VERY close... and then Harry realized that it WOULDN'T stop. He shielded his eyes... Ron shouted out...
And then the train hit Harry, killing him instantly.
And then Harry Potter woke up.
"Where am I?" he wondered.
And then he saw the train speeding right towards him, even CLOSER than it was one second ago when he had dreamed it had hit him.
"NO ESCAPE NOW, FOOLS!" shouted the train.
"It's really over," thought Harry, "No way I'll escape now..."
And then the spell hit the train.
It was engulfed in yellow light, and then it disappeared, a lot like Mr. Weasley's car.
Harry, his heart now beating faster than imaginable, looked to Ron. Ron was standing still, looking as surprised as Harry.
Then, they both turned their heads to the same spot.
"HERMIONE!!!" they both shouted out.
***
Ooh, that's a shocker. What's Hermione's connection in all of this, besides being the one who caused it all? (Actually, Harry and Ron, with their small minds, caused it all, but that's not the point.)
FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER, FOOLS! And you'd better be there!
Déjà vu.
Rhymes with review.
Review.
[Scene switches to some crazy fan's house who is checking his computer at thirty-second intervals]
Yep, just as I said, no one checks at one-minute intervals.
***
Wow. I just checked my story, and it's under 1,100 words, which is my goal for every chapter!
Anyway, before we switch to our regularly scheduled chapter, I have to beef up my word count to 1,100+ words!
***
YOU. LIKE. ME. AND. WE. DREAMED. OF. THINGS. LONG. SINCE. PASSED. WHEN. WE. SWUNG. UNDER. THE. ROSE. BUSHES. DO. YOU. BELIEVE. IN. LIFE. AFTER. LOVE. DO. YOU. BELIEVE. IN. DEATH. AFTER. LOVE. NO. I. DO. NOT. YOU. ARE. A. CRAZY. IDIOT. RICE. RICE. RICE. RICE. RICE. ONE. AND. TWO. AND. THREE. AND. FOUR. AND. ONE. TWO. THREE. FOUR. FIVE. END!
***
Curses, not enough words! How in the WORLD will I EVER beef up my word count to one-thousand one-hundred words, EVER!? Well, I guess I'll just have to... hey, it's there already! I wonder how? -_-
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, okay!? Are we happy? Good.
***
The Earthquake lasted for about two seconds.
And then it stopped.
Harry could not believe it. Was EVERYTHING against him!?!
The teachers formed a circle around him.
"We're going to expel you so fast that you won't even have time to say ANYTHING to your friends!"
Harry was desperate now. "RON!" he shouted. "QUICK! GET INTO THE CASTLE! TELL..."
But Ron wasn't listening, he was still sort of sick.
"It's over." Thought Harry. "There's no way I'll get out of this... no way... no way..."
And that's when...
...Harry got caught.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?" shouted Harry as the group of teachers grabbed him and Ron. One summoned all of their stuff from their dorm, leaving a trail of broken glass and bricks behind.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?" he repeated. "YOU MEAN THAT'S IT, I'M EXPELLED!?! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS- MY GOODNESS, THIS IS THE WORST STORY ENDING EVER!!!"
And then Harry and Ron were cast off of the Hogwarts grounds.
THE END!!!
***
HARRY POTTER IS ON FIRE 2!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
As Harry and Ron flew through the non-Hogwarts grounds air, Harry thought only one thing.
"Well, at least we know there's know way of getting out of this one!"
And that's when Harry landed on the Time-Turner.
And promptly broke it.
"CUUUURRRRRSSSSSEEEESSSSSS!!!" screamed Harry. He turned to Ron. "Well, Ron... what are we going to do?"
Ron, looking considerably less green, stood up. "Harry, we MAY be able to get back into school!" he said. "We just have to find Hogwarts, a History..."
"W-why?" asked Harry nervously. He didn't want to have anything to do with that book.
"Because, even though I never read it, Hermione has, plenty of times! And she said that it has the grounds for expulsion on it... And I don't think out of bed at night is EVER grounds for expulsion!"
"Yeah, but... you know what we saw?"
"SO WHAT!" shouted Ron happily. "As long as we were just witnesses- we didn't do anything, Harry, we're not supposed to be expelled!"
"Yeah, so what do we do, Ron, sneak into the school library with every teacher up?"
"Yes!" said Ron firmly. "It's the only way!"
"Fine." Sighed Harry.
As they both turned to go back into the Castle, they were interrupted by a loud puff of steam and a deep voice saying- "JUST WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, FOOLS?"
Harry and Ron turned, seeing nothing, and then realized that the only other thing there was-
"YES, I AM THE HOGWARTS EXPRESS, FOOLS! NOW, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CLIMB ONTO ME, AND I TAKE YOU AWAY, FOOLS!"
Harry and Ron sprinted as fast as they could away from the train.
"OH NO YOU DON'T FOOLS!" shouted the train. It GOT OFF OF THE TRACKS, and rammed straight at Harry and Ron.
"DIVE!" shouted Harry. He and Ron dived out of the train's path just in time.
"COME BACK HERE, FOOLS! GET IN ME FOOLS!" said the train, turning around.
"Oh, man, Harry, this is messed up!" said Ron, quivering next to him. "I never knew the Hogwarts express to be so alive... and evil... and say 'fool' so much..."
"Ron, we'll have to FIGHT it!" said Harry, drawing his wand. "It's the only way!"
"No way... you mean now we have to FIGHT the Hogwarts express!?" said Ron in disbelief. "Mate, this is... just not normal."
The Hogwarts express charged, and Harry jumped out of the way JUST in time, aimed his wand at the wheels, and shouted, FLIPENDO!!!"
His wand did nothing.
"What!? Oh, right, that's only in the video games. All right, next try!"
"My turn!" said Ron, as the train turned. He stared it down, jumped to the side at the last second, and shouted- "AVIFORS!!!"
Many, many birds flew out of his wand, straight at the Hogwarts express, and died.
"D'OH!" shouted Ron. Harry jumped in for another try.
"YOU FOOLS CAN'T BEAT ME! I'M A TRAIN, FOOLS!!!! WHATEVER YOU'RE GOING TO DO, IT WON'T WORK, YA' FOOL!" shouted the train as it turned around.
"Yes it will." Said Harry, as he stood his ground. "I WON'T MOVE."
"WHAAT, FOOL!?!" screamed the Train and Ron. (Obviously, Ron didn't scream the last part.)
"Yep!" said Harry. "I know that you have to stop! If ya' want to get me to ride you, that that is."
The train was now getting uncomfortably close. Harry could read the stuff on its front.
"HA, FOOL! YOU'RE A FOOL! I DON'T NEED YOU, I CAN JUST TAKE THE OTHER ONE AWAY, AND YOU'LL BE DEAD! ER, FOOL!"
"I don't believe you." Said Harry simply.
And then the train laughed.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFOOL!"
It was now VERY close... and then Harry realized that it WOULDN'T stop. He shielded his eyes... Ron shouted out...
And then the train hit Harry, killing him instantly.
And then Harry Potter woke up.
"Where am I?" he wondered.
And then he saw the train speeding right towards him, even CLOSER than it was one second ago when he had dreamed it had hit him.
"NO ESCAPE NOW, FOOLS!" shouted the train.
"It's really over," thought Harry, "No way I'll escape now..."
And then the spell hit the train.
It was engulfed in yellow light, and then it disappeared, a lot like Mr. Weasley's car.
Harry, his heart now beating faster than imaginable, looked to Ron. Ron was standing still, looking as surprised as Harry.
Then, they both turned their heads to the same spot.
"HERMIONE!!!" they both shouted out.
***
Ooh, that's a shocker. What's Hermione's connection in all of this, besides being the one who caused it all? (Actually, Harry and Ron, with their small minds, caused it all, but that's not the point.)
FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER, FOOLS! And you'd better be there!
Déjà vu.
Rhymes with review.
Review.