PART THREE
We last left out heroes at the prision. They were being dragged one by one into a tiny cell with very little space to move and worst of all it only had two beds. The three got shoved into their cell. Leela hit the floor with a loud, OOF and she got up quickly and turned around to try and escape. But before she could, however, the metal bars closed tightly and she had to stop abruptly to save herself from hitting them.
LEELA: Come on! (loudly) Open up! We need to get back to Earth! Our crazy old boss gave us the wrong package!
HUMAN GUARD #1: Sure, everyone blames their crazy old bosses on illegal packages. (angrily) Now get back in that cell before I have to use my stun gun on you!
LEELA: Stun gun? I've never heard of that kind of gun.
HUMAN GUARD #1: (pulls a huge gun that was glowing at the end out of nowhere and waves it in Leela's face) Do you want a free demonstration?
LEELA: (jumping backwards) No! No, I think I'll pass.
HUMAN GUARD #1: Fine, more power for the other prisoners. (walks away)
BENDER: Well, it looks like we're boned. (laughs)
LEELA: Damn! (pulls on the bars) We have to get back to Earth! Please, let us go!
A woman appeared in the cell across from them. She hung onto the bars.
WOMAN: It is no use, once you come to Wallcatraz you don't escape.
BENDER: Well, that explains that skeleton in the corner, there.
He walks over to the corner to reveal a skeleton sitting there.
LEELA: What do you mean?
WOMAN: I once came from Earth to here.
BENDER: Why did you wanna come to a wasteland like this? I guess people just aren't as sane as they look.
WOMAN: Actually, I was here on a special mission.
LEELA: Really? We were sort of on a mission to deliver nail files to this dump. God forbid we ever find out what they use them for.
WOMAN: Nail files? Oh, the guards use them to file their nails on their breaks.
BENDER: Yeah, I've heard prison guards aren't as straight as they look.
Just then a guard wearing a rainbow t-shirt walked by them with a stun gun in his hand.
BENDER: See what I mean?
LEELA: What was the mission you were on?
WOMAN: Oh... It's kind of a long story.
LEELA: Don't worry, we've got all the time in the world... I guess.
WOMAN: Okay, I'll tell you the first part. I used to work for a company called Planet Express.
LEELA: Planet Express? We came from Planet Express.
WOMAN: Long ago my name was Lea Clark. The man I used to work for, Professor Farnsworth, was an old, crazy, scinetist...
BENDER: Trust me, we know.
LEA: I used to be the pilot of his ship and had a crew of two men... Well, actually a fembot named Brigit and a man named Peter J. Flea, who everyone just called Flea. One day...
BENDER: Wait, before you go on, tell me more about this fembot.
LEA: Well, there's not much I can really say about her now, or Flea for that matter. But Bridgit was my best friend. And Flea? Well, he was sort of an idiot but me and Bridgit liked him anyway.
BENDER: (uninterested) Oh, great.
LEA: One day The Professor sent us here to deliver nail files and these two pitbull guard dogs threw me in prison. Flea and Bridgit managed to escape but from what I heard on the crappy, god for saken, newspaper they throw out to us my friends crash landed on Urectum, no joke intended, when they stopped for gas. I should've known that none of them knew how to fly the ship but how else were they going to escape the planet?
LEELA: (sadly) How sad. I know how it is to experience loss.
BENDER: Great, another orphanarium flash back.
LEELA: I... (before she could finish her sentence Fry got up off the jail cell floor)
FRY: (rubbing his head) Did I miss anything?
BENDER: (relieved) Saved by the idiot.
Fry walks over to the bars in the middle of Leela and Bender.
LEELA: Not much... Just Lea's life story.
FRY: Who's Lea?
LEELA: (pointing to the cell across from them) Her.
FRY: Oh... Well, now that everything's all caught up, will somebody tell me why we're in in a jail cell?
LEELA: Astro out there caught us smuggling in illegal Star Trek tapes.
FRY: My Star Trek Tapes? Oh, so NOW I know where they are.
LEELA: Fry, complaining won't help. We need to find a way to escape this jail and we need to take Lea with us.
BENDER: What? You're telling me that we might get stopped by the cops on a highway in the middle of space and the cops'll find an escaped prisoner in our ship? I have enough felonies as it is.
LEELA: Yes. Lea has a past and who were those guards to tamper with it?
BENDER: (slapping his forehead) Aw crap!
We last left out heroes at the prision. They were being dragged one by one into a tiny cell with very little space to move and worst of all it only had two beds. The three got shoved into their cell. Leela hit the floor with a loud, OOF and she got up quickly and turned around to try and escape. But before she could, however, the metal bars closed tightly and she had to stop abruptly to save herself from hitting them.
LEELA: Come on! (loudly) Open up! We need to get back to Earth! Our crazy old boss gave us the wrong package!
HUMAN GUARD #1: Sure, everyone blames their crazy old bosses on illegal packages. (angrily) Now get back in that cell before I have to use my stun gun on you!
LEELA: Stun gun? I've never heard of that kind of gun.
HUMAN GUARD #1: (pulls a huge gun that was glowing at the end out of nowhere and waves it in Leela's face) Do you want a free demonstration?
LEELA: (jumping backwards) No! No, I think I'll pass.
HUMAN GUARD #1: Fine, more power for the other prisoners. (walks away)
BENDER: Well, it looks like we're boned. (laughs)
LEELA: Damn! (pulls on the bars) We have to get back to Earth! Please, let us go!
A woman appeared in the cell across from them. She hung onto the bars.
WOMAN: It is no use, once you come to Wallcatraz you don't escape.
BENDER: Well, that explains that skeleton in the corner, there.
He walks over to the corner to reveal a skeleton sitting there.
LEELA: What do you mean?
WOMAN: I once came from Earth to here.
BENDER: Why did you wanna come to a wasteland like this? I guess people just aren't as sane as they look.
WOMAN: Actually, I was here on a special mission.
LEELA: Really? We were sort of on a mission to deliver nail files to this dump. God forbid we ever find out what they use them for.
WOMAN: Nail files? Oh, the guards use them to file their nails on their breaks.
BENDER: Yeah, I've heard prison guards aren't as straight as they look.
Just then a guard wearing a rainbow t-shirt walked by them with a stun gun in his hand.
BENDER: See what I mean?
LEELA: What was the mission you were on?
WOMAN: Oh... It's kind of a long story.
LEELA: Don't worry, we've got all the time in the world... I guess.
WOMAN: Okay, I'll tell you the first part. I used to work for a company called Planet Express.
LEELA: Planet Express? We came from Planet Express.
WOMAN: Long ago my name was Lea Clark. The man I used to work for, Professor Farnsworth, was an old, crazy, scinetist...
BENDER: Trust me, we know.
LEA: I used to be the pilot of his ship and had a crew of two men... Well, actually a fembot named Brigit and a man named Peter J. Flea, who everyone just called Flea. One day...
BENDER: Wait, before you go on, tell me more about this fembot.
LEA: Well, there's not much I can really say about her now, or Flea for that matter. But Bridgit was my best friend. And Flea? Well, he was sort of an idiot but me and Bridgit liked him anyway.
BENDER: (uninterested) Oh, great.
LEA: One day The Professor sent us here to deliver nail files and these two pitbull guard dogs threw me in prison. Flea and Bridgit managed to escape but from what I heard on the crappy, god for saken, newspaper they throw out to us my friends crash landed on Urectum, no joke intended, when they stopped for gas. I should've known that none of them knew how to fly the ship but how else were they going to escape the planet?
LEELA: (sadly) How sad. I know how it is to experience loss.
BENDER: Great, another orphanarium flash back.
LEELA: I... (before she could finish her sentence Fry got up off the jail cell floor)
FRY: (rubbing his head) Did I miss anything?
BENDER: (relieved) Saved by the idiot.
Fry walks over to the bars in the middle of Leela and Bender.
LEELA: Not much... Just Lea's life story.
FRY: Who's Lea?
LEELA: (pointing to the cell across from them) Her.
FRY: Oh... Well, now that everything's all caught up, will somebody tell me why we're in in a jail cell?
LEELA: Astro out there caught us smuggling in illegal Star Trek tapes.
FRY: My Star Trek Tapes? Oh, so NOW I know where they are.
LEELA: Fry, complaining won't help. We need to find a way to escape this jail and we need to take Lea with us.
BENDER: What? You're telling me that we might get stopped by the cops on a highway in the middle of space and the cops'll find an escaped prisoner in our ship? I have enough felonies as it is.
LEELA: Yes. Lea has a past and who were those guards to tamper with it?
BENDER: (slapping his forehead) Aw crap!