This is my first story. I'm aiming for HUMOR, so don't be surprised to see
some weird things, but moving on. This story is aimed to be like a giant
episode of Teen Titans. Kinda like a TEEN TITANS MOVIE. So we'll skip the
previews and cut straight to the chase.
Disclaimer: Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't own TEEN TITANS and
neither do you!
~**~**~**
[Currently: Beast Boy is terrorizing Cyborg by stealing his diary. Terra,
and Starfire aren't really doing anything, and Raven is meditating as
usual. Robin isn't in the tower right now.]
Beast Boy: I got the stupid book!
Cyborg: Gimme that! It's my diary! [Everyone looks at Cyborg.] I mean, uh, gimme the remote.
Raven: What do a book and electronic device have in common?
Beast Boy: Nothing!!!!!!
Cyborg: Gimme it you little fly!
Beast Boy: If you say so! [Beast Boy transforms into a fly and buzzes around Cyborg's head]
Cyborg: I'm gonna squash you!
[Back to human] Beast Boy: Gotta catch me first! [runs off]
[Robin walks in with a box and Beast Boy dashes over.]
Beast Boy: Alright! Must be fan mail from one of my many admirers.
Raven [reads label]: It's for all of us you idiot.
Cyobrg: Who's it from?
Robin: It doesn't say.
Starfire: What is fan mail? Is it good?
Terra: Duh.
[Cyborg opens the package. They all peer in side and everyone but Starfire does the anime sweat drop. Inside are 6 jars of Skippy peanut butter.]
Raven [sarcastically]: Oh boy. I think I'll make a sandwich.
Starfire: Yes! I shall fetch the bread and condiments.
Terra: She's not gonna put some peanut butter on a hot dog do you?
Robin: With Starfire? You never really know... She might be packing a picnic...[He follows her (Starfire).
[Different shots go around the house as the theme song starts on the movie. The way it does on POKEMON ya know? The theme song goes on while they're having a battle. Anyways screen shots of the house with the theme song.]
[Starfire is struggling to carry a bunch of food. Robin is doing his best to help. It all falls on top of them. Cyborg is still chasing Beast Boy everywhere. Terra is just chilling until Raven makes her help get revenge on Beast Boy and Cyborg. They're is chasing after Beast Boy and Cyborg for knocking Raven's door (not to mention other part's of her and Terra's rooms') down during their mad childish chase.]
[The theme song ends and Raven done with her chase, Cyborg has his 'remote' back, and Beast Boy opens a jar of peanut butter]
Terra: How can you eat that?
Beast Boy: It's really good.
Terra: What if it expired?
Beast Boy [with a full mouth]: Peanut butter doesn't expire. [Beast Boy looks at the bottom.] It's doesn't expire 'til November. [Terra snatches the jar and peels off a tag.]
Terra: It says 11 – 4 – 98. This peanut butter expired 6 years ago!
Beast Boy: Expired. Me and expired peanut butter DO NOT like each other. I had a jar of expired JIF once... I was hurling for weeks... and I haven't eaten JIF peanut butter since...
[Starfire returns with 3 baskets]
Cyborg [finally holding a book that says 'Cyborg's Diary']: Mustard?
Starfire: Yes. It will be an exellent beverage to go along with our sandwichs and peanut butter.
Beast Boy: No! I have issues with expired mustard.
Terra: I thought it was peanut butter...
[Everyone does the anime sweat drop thing]
Starfire: but this mustard is not expired.... I think...
Robin: Let's just go to the park... ~**~** Park Raven: Please tell me that you didn't bring that peanut butter.
Beast Boy: I 'm saving it for when we get back to the tower.
Raven: Whatever.
Beast Boy: Hey Terra! Do you want a tofu dog?
Terra: I totally respect that you don't eat meat, but please, respect that I do not eat fake meat.
[Starfire flies over with another box labeled: To: TEEN TITANS From: The same person that sent you the peanut butter. Starfire blasts it open and takes out green moldy mustard.] Starfire: WONDERFUL!!!!
Cyborg: Beast Boy: EW! [Beast Boy takes the mustard. He throws it behind himself. Hitting theground, the jar cracked open and a giant moldy mustard monster comes out.] Preview on Ch. 2~~ Starfire: Mustard! Glorious! Now we may feast upon as many tangy green beverages as we wish!
Terra: That's obviously not what you think it is Starfire.
[The mustard monster starts covering the park with slime. Starfire continues to stare delightfully at it, but then the fight begins. Starfire is trapped. The monster shoots at Starfire.
Robin: Starfire move! ~**~**~**~** Summary of Ch. 1: The Titans recieved expired peanut butter from a fan. Everyone is going crazy. They end up at the park, and when anotoher gift comes from the peanut butter person, it turns out to be just as disgusting as the last.
Well...that's it...for now. :p. There may be a few questions that you're asking yourself. What is the giant green tangy beverage, what does peanut butter have to do with all this, and why am I (as in me!!! The writer) so crazy. Well... I can answer 1 of 3 questions. Why am I crazy? Well, I have a theory. 'Ya see, when I went on vacation to DISNEYLAND PARIS (in paree of course) I hit my head on the corner of a window, hard. I was wearing a bandage for weeks. I think it was some fancy French wood and it hit my brain. Every since I've been a little obnoxious, talkative, and just plain stupid. So, until the next chapter Just sing this little Spongebob Squarepants song form: THE SPONGE WHO COULD FLY- You don't need to plane to fly, Plastic wings may make you cry, Kites are made for windy days, Lawn chairs with balloons... fly away! Inflatable pants, you may as well skip If you want to fly all you need... is friendship... yeah... ~**C ya!!!!!!! P.S. I eat a lot of sugar.... be warned enemies of me... but I have none, yet. You could be the first... O well... C YA!!!!
Beast Boy: I got the stupid book!
Cyborg: Gimme that! It's my diary! [Everyone looks at Cyborg.] I mean, uh, gimme the remote.
Raven: What do a book and electronic device have in common?
Beast Boy: Nothing!!!!!!
Cyborg: Gimme it you little fly!
Beast Boy: If you say so! [Beast Boy transforms into a fly and buzzes around Cyborg's head]
Cyborg: I'm gonna squash you!
[Back to human] Beast Boy: Gotta catch me first! [runs off]
[Robin walks in with a box and Beast Boy dashes over.]
Beast Boy: Alright! Must be fan mail from one of my many admirers.
Raven [reads label]: It's for all of us you idiot.
Cyobrg: Who's it from?
Robin: It doesn't say.
Starfire: What is fan mail? Is it good?
Terra: Duh.
[Cyborg opens the package. They all peer in side and everyone but Starfire does the anime sweat drop. Inside are 6 jars of Skippy peanut butter.]
Raven [sarcastically]: Oh boy. I think I'll make a sandwich.
Starfire: Yes! I shall fetch the bread and condiments.
Terra: She's not gonna put some peanut butter on a hot dog do you?
Robin: With Starfire? You never really know... She might be packing a picnic...[He follows her (Starfire).
[Different shots go around the house as the theme song starts on the movie. The way it does on POKEMON ya know? The theme song goes on while they're having a battle. Anyways screen shots of the house with the theme song.]
[Starfire is struggling to carry a bunch of food. Robin is doing his best to help. It all falls on top of them. Cyborg is still chasing Beast Boy everywhere. Terra is just chilling until Raven makes her help get revenge on Beast Boy and Cyborg. They're is chasing after Beast Boy and Cyborg for knocking Raven's door (not to mention other part's of her and Terra's rooms') down during their mad childish chase.]
[The theme song ends and Raven done with her chase, Cyborg has his 'remote' back, and Beast Boy opens a jar of peanut butter]
Terra: How can you eat that?
Beast Boy: It's really good.
Terra: What if it expired?
Beast Boy [with a full mouth]: Peanut butter doesn't expire. [Beast Boy looks at the bottom.] It's doesn't expire 'til November. [Terra snatches the jar and peels off a tag.]
Terra: It says 11 – 4 – 98. This peanut butter expired 6 years ago!
Beast Boy: Expired. Me and expired peanut butter DO NOT like each other. I had a jar of expired JIF once... I was hurling for weeks... and I haven't eaten JIF peanut butter since...
[Starfire returns with 3 baskets]
Cyborg [finally holding a book that says 'Cyborg's Diary']: Mustard?
Starfire: Yes. It will be an exellent beverage to go along with our sandwichs and peanut butter.
Beast Boy: No! I have issues with expired mustard.
Terra: I thought it was peanut butter...
[Everyone does the anime sweat drop thing]
Starfire: but this mustard is not expired.... I think...
Robin: Let's just go to the park... ~**~** Park Raven: Please tell me that you didn't bring that peanut butter.
Beast Boy: I 'm saving it for when we get back to the tower.
Raven: Whatever.
Beast Boy: Hey Terra! Do you want a tofu dog?
Terra: I totally respect that you don't eat meat, but please, respect that I do not eat fake meat.
[Starfire flies over with another box labeled: To: TEEN TITANS From: The same person that sent you the peanut butter. Starfire blasts it open and takes out green moldy mustard.] Starfire: WONDERFUL!!!!
Cyborg: Beast Boy: EW! [Beast Boy takes the mustard. He throws it behind himself. Hitting theground, the jar cracked open and a giant moldy mustard monster comes out.] Preview on Ch. 2~~ Starfire: Mustard! Glorious! Now we may feast upon as many tangy green beverages as we wish!
Terra: That's obviously not what you think it is Starfire.
[The mustard monster starts covering the park with slime. Starfire continues to stare delightfully at it, but then the fight begins. Starfire is trapped. The monster shoots at Starfire.
Robin: Starfire move! ~**~**~**~** Summary of Ch. 1: The Titans recieved expired peanut butter from a fan. Everyone is going crazy. They end up at the park, and when anotoher gift comes from the peanut butter person, it turns out to be just as disgusting as the last.
Well...that's it...for now. :p. There may be a few questions that you're asking yourself. What is the giant green tangy beverage, what does peanut butter have to do with all this, and why am I (as in me!!! The writer) so crazy. Well... I can answer 1 of 3 questions. Why am I crazy? Well, I have a theory. 'Ya see, when I went on vacation to DISNEYLAND PARIS (in paree of course) I hit my head on the corner of a window, hard. I was wearing a bandage for weeks. I think it was some fancy French wood and it hit my brain. Every since I've been a little obnoxious, talkative, and just plain stupid. So, until the next chapter Just sing this little Spongebob Squarepants song form: THE SPONGE WHO COULD FLY- You don't need to plane to fly, Plastic wings may make you cry, Kites are made for windy days, Lawn chairs with balloons... fly away! Inflatable pants, you may as well skip If you want to fly all you need... is friendship... yeah... ~**C ya!!!!!!! P.S. I eat a lot of sugar.... be warned enemies of me... but I have none, yet. You could be the first... O well... C YA!!!!