bladegryphon: ^____^ I'm randomly feeling very happy right now!
Sap: What? You brought ME here again?!
bladegryphon: ^________^ And I have a free weekend!
Sap: No way! Use the abomination your brother shipped over a while ago! *leaves*
bladegryphon: O________________O What?! -___-*************
Serra: HI! Hey, you could have written this earlier, why didn't you?! Huh? Huh? TELL ME! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? *makes bambi eyes*
bladegryphon: Because I'm lazy. *checks e-mail* By the way, bambi eyes don't work on me.
Serra: Ooh, lookit all the beautiful reviews! Everyone seems to love what I did! Can I answer them? Please? Please? Pleasepleasepleaseplease?!
bladegryphon: NO. That's my job now that Sap's gone.
Serra: But it's a muse's job!
bladegryphon: You're an annoyance, not a muse.
Lord-Pisces: *laughs at funny review* You should do one! Journals aren't that hard at all.
khmerboi919: Almost as good as Erk's? That's high praise!
Phoenix 14: Yummy! *eats cookie*
Kevin C: Hee hee! I was already planning on the Lucius thing, but I'm definitely going to use that Nils suggestion!
Ivanfanatic: Yes, they certainly are.
zingamaroo: Yeah, Kent deserves it. Now I just have to figure out who I want that rescue scene to be with... Maybe Rath, heh heh.
Bethany: I'll try!
Gaijin-Poosh: Why, thank you!
Paladin2007: I couldn't resist the tree thing, and it only makes sense for Erk to be a pyromaniac when Serra's bugging him ^___^
*Serra*: Glad you like it so much!
Millennium Slinky: The "Serra is ERKsome" bit was one of my favorite parts too. My friend and I were trying to come up with things to describe Serra, and I just started cracking up. She was looking at me oddly until I'd calmed down enough to explain that!
Cathy Barton: You can't update? Ouch! ;_; The only thing I can think of to help with that is to try getting it on a different computer and posting it from there...
Serra: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I don't have anything to do... I know! I'll go bug Erk! ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKY! Where ARE you?!
bladegryphon: *locks Serra in a soundproof cell* Good grief, you're annoying...
WARNING! READ THIS!
I realize that Sain has said some potentially offensive things in this batch of entries. These are not my beliefs, and likely never will be. It is only in here for humor purpose, and because it is something he might say in that situation.
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Day 18 * Weather: sunny.
Laura decided to take the day off, and Kent was (naturally) against the idea. Actually, most of the guys were, so I guess her decision wasn't really her choice. Yep, she beat them all up. Our camp actually sounded more like a preschool than a small army for a little while: very amusing. Our tactician also seems to like me a bit better now for agreeing with her.
Wil was the only other guy spared from her wrath, so he's even more in her favor than before. Curse his pasta-making abilities...
Serra's bugging Erk as much as possible, because she knows he can't do anything about it (Laura confiscated his fire book).
Serra: Ooh, Erky, you speak like a HAMPSTER now! That's sooooooooo CUTE!
Erk: *sounding like a five-year-old* Shut up!
Serra: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!
I actually feel a bit sorry for him.
Hey, Kent's up again. He's limping a bit, too... Maybe Laura managed to dent his chastity belt (Hmm... that was meant as a joke, but it wouldn't surprise me if he actually had one). I wouldn't wish that kind of pain on anybody, but she DID kick him harder than anyone else.
It's times like this that make me wish I was back in Caelin, doing my usual rounds with the ladi-
OW! Keeeeeeeeeeent... Oh, I still have to explain that thing I said a few days ago. Basically, two signs of the apocalypse are Kent not hitting me at least once a day, and Kent showing he has hormones.
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Day 19 * Weather: same as the past few days. What, you were expecting something else?!
Ow... I'm only writing today because Laura's forcing me to. Funny, I thought she hated this thing. Maybe she has a fetish for seeing the world through my eyes... either that, or she's related to the devil in some way.
Me: Well, hello there beautiful!
New Recruit: Hello.
Me: Would you like to have dinner together sometime?
New Recruit: No, thank you. I'm not interested in men.
Me: WHAT? We finally get another female recruit, and she's a F***ING LESBIAN? That's completely unfair! WHY does the world hate me so much?! AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
New Recruit: Not this again...
That happened earlier today, and Laura whacked my ass for it (After she finished laughing her head off. Thankfully she only hit me only once this time.). Turns out that the "new female recruit" I was hitting on is actually a GUY named Lucius. Why didn't anyone tell me that earlier? I'm completely embarrassed now...
There's another new recruit too, but I'm going to ignore him for now. Little imp almost burst my eardrums...
Ah, the "fun" of working in an army with the following people:
Myself
Kent - MR. Rod-up-his-ass
Lucius - The girliest male in existence
Nils - eardrum buster
Rath - My arch-nemesis
Wil - Pasta-boy
Laura - Crazy tactician related to the devil
And all the rest of this less-than-sane group. Whee... Ooh, Laura's screaming at Matthew for something! I'm off to find out what he did to piss her off!
...Never mind, she just wanted him to go shut Nils up: She can't hear the guy she's talking to, Ellywoof or something. There's someone else, too... Wow, VERY nice! Actually a girl this time, but she's about as timid as Florina...
Hm? Lyn's trying to tell me something about her... WHAT?! Holy hell NO, I'm not going to go after her now that I know THAT! I don't even want to think about having Nils as my stepbrother...
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Sap: Two entries. Two! That's PITIFUL!
bladegryphon: Gimmie a break, I had to do a lab report, several geometry problems, and write an essay. I'm feeling burned out right now.
Sap: *snorts* Like THAT'S any kind of excuse.
bladegryphon: You take way too much delight in making me seem like a horrible person.
Sap: ^________^
bladegryphon: *sighs* Please review. Remember, flames will be snatched by Sap to help his plans for world domination, and we reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally don't want that.
Sap: What? You brought ME here again?!
bladegryphon: ^________^ And I have a free weekend!
Sap: No way! Use the abomination your brother shipped over a while ago! *leaves*
bladegryphon: O________________O What?! -___-*************
Serra: HI! Hey, you could have written this earlier, why didn't you?! Huh? Huh? TELL ME! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? *makes bambi eyes*
bladegryphon: Because I'm lazy. *checks e-mail* By the way, bambi eyes don't work on me.
Serra: Ooh, lookit all the beautiful reviews! Everyone seems to love what I did! Can I answer them? Please? Please? Pleasepleasepleaseplease?!
bladegryphon: NO. That's my job now that Sap's gone.
Serra: But it's a muse's job!
bladegryphon: You're an annoyance, not a muse.
Lord-Pisces: *laughs at funny review* You should do one! Journals aren't that hard at all.
khmerboi919: Almost as good as Erk's? That's high praise!
Phoenix 14: Yummy! *eats cookie*
Kevin C: Hee hee! I was already planning on the Lucius thing, but I'm definitely going to use that Nils suggestion!
Ivanfanatic: Yes, they certainly are.
zingamaroo: Yeah, Kent deserves it. Now I just have to figure out who I want that rescue scene to be with... Maybe Rath, heh heh.
Bethany: I'll try!
Gaijin-Poosh: Why, thank you!
Paladin2007: I couldn't resist the tree thing, and it only makes sense for Erk to be a pyromaniac when Serra's bugging him ^___^
*Serra*: Glad you like it so much!
Millennium Slinky: The "Serra is ERKsome" bit was one of my favorite parts too. My friend and I were trying to come up with things to describe Serra, and I just started cracking up. She was looking at me oddly until I'd calmed down enough to explain that!
Cathy Barton: You can't update? Ouch! ;_; The only thing I can think of to help with that is to try getting it on a different computer and posting it from there...
Serra: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I don't have anything to do... I know! I'll go bug Erk! ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKY! Where ARE you?!
bladegryphon: *locks Serra in a soundproof cell* Good grief, you're annoying...
WARNING! READ THIS!
I realize that Sain has said some potentially offensive things in this batch of entries. These are not my beliefs, and likely never will be. It is only in here for humor purpose, and because it is something he might say in that situation.
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*
Day 18 * Weather: sunny.
Laura decided to take the day off, and Kent was (naturally) against the idea. Actually, most of the guys were, so I guess her decision wasn't really her choice. Yep, she beat them all up. Our camp actually sounded more like a preschool than a small army for a little while: very amusing. Our tactician also seems to like me a bit better now for agreeing with her.
Wil was the only other guy spared from her wrath, so he's even more in her favor than before. Curse his pasta-making abilities...
Serra's bugging Erk as much as possible, because she knows he can't do anything about it (Laura confiscated his fire book).
Serra: Ooh, Erky, you speak like a HAMPSTER now! That's sooooooooo CUTE!
Erk: *sounding like a five-year-old* Shut up!
Serra: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!
I actually feel a bit sorry for him.
Hey, Kent's up again. He's limping a bit, too... Maybe Laura managed to dent his chastity belt (Hmm... that was meant as a joke, but it wouldn't surprise me if he actually had one). I wouldn't wish that kind of pain on anybody, but she DID kick him harder than anyone else.
It's times like this that make me wish I was back in Caelin, doing my usual rounds with the ladi-
OW! Keeeeeeeeeeent... Oh, I still have to explain that thing I said a few days ago. Basically, two signs of the apocalypse are Kent not hitting me at least once a day, and Kent showing he has hormones.
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Day 19 * Weather: same as the past few days. What, you were expecting something else?!
Ow... I'm only writing today because Laura's forcing me to. Funny, I thought she hated this thing. Maybe she has a fetish for seeing the world through my eyes... either that, or she's related to the devil in some way.
Me: Well, hello there beautiful!
New Recruit: Hello.
Me: Would you like to have dinner together sometime?
New Recruit: No, thank you. I'm not interested in men.
Me: WHAT? We finally get another female recruit, and she's a F***ING LESBIAN? That's completely unfair! WHY does the world hate me so much?! AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
New Recruit: Not this again...
That happened earlier today, and Laura whacked my ass for it (After she finished laughing her head off. Thankfully she only hit me only once this time.). Turns out that the "new female recruit" I was hitting on is actually a GUY named Lucius. Why didn't anyone tell me that earlier? I'm completely embarrassed now...
There's another new recruit too, but I'm going to ignore him for now. Little imp almost burst my eardrums...
Ah, the "fun" of working in an army with the following people:
Myself
Kent - MR. Rod-up-his-ass
Lucius - The girliest male in existence
Nils - eardrum buster
Rath - My arch-nemesis
Wil - Pasta-boy
Laura - Crazy tactician related to the devil
And all the rest of this less-than-sane group. Whee... Ooh, Laura's screaming at Matthew for something! I'm off to find out what he did to piss her off!
...Never mind, she just wanted him to go shut Nils up: She can't hear the guy she's talking to, Ellywoof or something. There's someone else, too... Wow, VERY nice! Actually a girl this time, but she's about as timid as Florina...
Hm? Lyn's trying to tell me something about her... WHAT?! Holy hell NO, I'm not going to go after her now that I know THAT! I don't even want to think about having Nils as my stepbrother...
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Sap: Two entries. Two! That's PITIFUL!
bladegryphon: Gimmie a break, I had to do a lab report, several geometry problems, and write an essay. I'm feeling burned out right now.
Sap: *snorts* Like THAT'S any kind of excuse.
bladegryphon: You take way too much delight in making me seem like a horrible person.
Sap: ^________^
bladegryphon: *sighs* Please review. Remember, flames will be snatched by Sap to help his plans for world domination, and we reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally don't want that.