Sap: Let me see... it's been HOW long since you last updated? ALMOST TWO
MONTHS?!?!
bladegryphon: Shaddup!
Sap: -___-*** Hey, I'm just trying to keep you on the good side of your reviewers!
bladegryphon: And your ulterior motive this time is?
Sap: KEEP FLOWER AWAY FROM ME!!!!
Flower: *comes in holding the Golden-Smut-Cam-Mark-X* Sap! There you are! *pounces*
bladegryphon: *catches Flower* I know you're infatuated with Sap, but you're not one of my muses, so... *punts Flower back to Kevin C* Goodbye, and good riddance!
Sap: And the reviews?
bladegryphon: Ah, of course.
Kevin C: I know, I'm a bad person. They'll definitely be mentioned in this chapter, don't worry.
DarkLink313: For the sake of humanity?! Very high praise! ^______^ Here, have a cookie!
Link015: Ach, your muses are arguing again... no big surprise. I sense a catfight coming very soon (again)...
khmerboi919: 'kay.
paladin2007: Hee hee! Thanks. Lucius is scary when he's bitching about his hair or nails O_o'
Lord-Pisces: Muses are annoying. They deserve a good whacking-around once in a while at the very least. *glares at muses* And you get to see the wonderfulness of duct tape here! Serra being quiet for once... *sighs in bliss*
Millennium Slinky: ^____________^ Yes, Kent IS a doormat! *walks all over him in your stead* I couldn't resist having a bit of fun with Wallace like that. He gets on my nerves... Yay! Serra gets whacked!
The Dark Dragoness: You really think so? Thanks!
Rockie1: Here's more!
magicalfish: Thank you!
Shinobi Demoness: YAY! Nils haters unite! ^_____^ Oh, torturing Sain is SO much fun to do... glad you like it so much!
Serra: HI!
bladegryphon: -___-* Who freed you from that trap in the ballista's range?
Serra: Nils did! He's such an angel!
bladegryphon: *twitches* You got freed by the tone-deaf dummy... BALM!
Balm: You rang?
bladegryphon: I have a little job for you...
Zephyr: There may be a few references in here having to do with the MT forums, which are on ivanfanatic's website. Just a little warning, in case there are a few things you don't understand.
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Day 24 * Weather: A completely random mix of sun and rain. Grr.
Lucius is very, very scary. He/She/It was bitching about ruined hair (for the 45,624th time today) so Laura just got sick of it and sent him/her/it over to face Lundgren and have his/her/its eardrums damaged by Nils. Yes, that's right. I'm not so sure of Lucius' gender anymore. He/She/It complains way too much to be a guy, but... yeah. Very scary.
So Lucius killed Lundgren, claiming it was his fault for making all of us fight out in the rain, which ruined his/her/its hair. Then Lyn had a touching reunion with Lord Hausen, blah, blah, blah. I'm bored because Kent locked me in my quarters for the time being. He said I'd go to the maid's rooms and flirt with all of them... he knows me a bit TOO well. Almost. It would have gone beyond flirting... (okay, so that's wishful thinking on my part, but I can't help it!)
I'm going to play a joke on Kent the instant he unlocks my door (he asked Matthew to steal my key). I just have to pick which one I want to play on him...
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Ah, Kent here. Sain was holding this when he played a "little joke" on me, so I decided to go through it.
Sain, you are a real asshole, you know that? Why do I even bother to put up with you?!
First, I'm SICK of your shameless flirting! You're never going to get a girl that way, and if you ever manage to, you can stew my boots and serve them to me for dinner. Actually, any girl who ever agreed to be your lover would probably be very sick in the head.
Then there are your complaints about all of the other party members.
No matter what you say, I don't have a rod shoved up my ass, as you put it. It's called being responsible. And that little comment about women being able to walk all over me? I truly fail to see the humor in that, especially because it's not true.
Why were you complaining about Wil making dinner all the time, anyway? It's not like you can cook at all. Oh, right. You just didn't want any girls drooling over things besides you. Our tactician is allowed to do what she wants, and there is no way in hell she'd ever be romantically interested in you, so get over her. Now. Speaking of which, she's not evil! She just thought you were competent enough to handle sentry duty, though I really can't see why.
Wanting to 'snuggle' with Lyn? Getting a nosebleed just thinking about the ladies without anything on?! Sain, you really are pitiful, with a mind forever trapped in the gutter...
Dorcas is not a "dork ass". You didn't write it in here, but I know you thought it... you're just lucky he never caught you flirting with his wife. At least you had the smarts to ask him to try to break Nils' flute... not that he managed to. Nils darted off a little too quickly.
Erk, isn't temperamental, it's just that Serra gets on his nerves, annoying as it is to always be smelling smoke from his near-constant casting of Fire. He doesn't need any- WHAT?! You think I need anger management classes, and that I can't be cheered up by a girlfriend?! Good grief, you're a blithering idiot...
What makes you think Serra would ever accept you?! Sure, she's a miniature, more annoying version of you, but... I just can't see it ever working. First, she's obsessed with Erk. Second, she's in service to House Ostia, while you serve House Caelin. Third, I'd drive her off in an instant to save my poor eardrums... they're already sore enough from your constant whining.
Matthew was up in that tree because _I_ had asked him to find you, not Laura! And she found the diary on her own! You had no right to knock him down like that, and yes, I could have managed that as well. I'm not "helpless", as you seem to think I am.
As for Rath, I'd say he's a welcome relief for the girls. They finally had an excuse to ignore you, though Laura continued to pay the same amount of attention to everyone... not that you bothered to notice. Besides, you have to admit that Rath is better-looking than you.
Look, I was against the idea of taking the day off only because I thought Lyn would want to see Lord Hausen as soon as possible, and I do NOT have a chastity belt! Where you came up with that idea, I will never know. And I am NOT an indication of the apocalypse either!... though I must admit, Serra comparing Erk to a hamster was mildly amusing.
Lucius is a "HE", despite what your twisted mind can come up with. I can't believe you actually tried to hit on him! Though it didn't sound like it was the first time... Now that I think about it, I overheard Laura muttering something about peat, fuss, and sorbet, but as to why, I will never know. I sometimes find myself questioning our tactician's sanity...
I don't even want to see whatever else you've written in here thus far.
Then, of course, there's the little matter of the joke you played on me.
I'm sorry, but situating yourself out of my sight, sounding EXACTLY like Milady Lyndis, and flirting with me like you just did is NOT funny. You deserved to get whacked like you did.
You were carrying your "journal" at the time, Sain, so I decided to take a look thorough it... in hindsight, that was NOT the smartest move.
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Hannah: When am I gonna be here, whippersnapper? I want my pretties!
bladegryphon: AUGH! *punts Hannah far, far away*
Fawful: Wow... Kent can be meatily mean!
Sap: *whacks Fawful* Oh, shut up.
Zephyr: Please review!
Flash: And say whether or not you liked Kent's rant, and how much so!
Balm: If well-enough-liked, blade may make it a regular occurence...
Serra: Next time, we'll be starting with where Sain returns in Eliwood's story, and you get to see what Balm does to me... ERKY!!! SAVE ME FROM THE SCARY THING!!!
Zephyr: *whacks Serra* So REVIEW!!! (please) The next update should be later this week.
bladegryphon: Shaddup!
Sap: -___-*** Hey, I'm just trying to keep you on the good side of your reviewers!
bladegryphon: And your ulterior motive this time is?
Sap: KEEP FLOWER AWAY FROM ME!!!!
Flower: *comes in holding the Golden-Smut-Cam-Mark-X* Sap! There you are! *pounces*
bladegryphon: *catches Flower* I know you're infatuated with Sap, but you're not one of my muses, so... *punts Flower back to Kevin C* Goodbye, and good riddance!
Sap: And the reviews?
bladegryphon: Ah, of course.
Kevin C: I know, I'm a bad person. They'll definitely be mentioned in this chapter, don't worry.
DarkLink313: For the sake of humanity?! Very high praise! ^______^ Here, have a cookie!
Link015: Ach, your muses are arguing again... no big surprise. I sense a catfight coming very soon (again)...
khmerboi919: 'kay.
paladin2007: Hee hee! Thanks. Lucius is scary when he's bitching about his hair or nails O_o'
Lord-Pisces: Muses are annoying. They deserve a good whacking-around once in a while at the very least. *glares at muses* And you get to see the wonderfulness of duct tape here! Serra being quiet for once... *sighs in bliss*
Millennium Slinky: ^____________^ Yes, Kent IS a doormat! *walks all over him in your stead* I couldn't resist having a bit of fun with Wallace like that. He gets on my nerves... Yay! Serra gets whacked!
The Dark Dragoness: You really think so? Thanks!
Rockie1: Here's more!
magicalfish: Thank you!
Shinobi Demoness: YAY! Nils haters unite! ^_____^ Oh, torturing Sain is SO much fun to do... glad you like it so much!
Serra: HI!
bladegryphon: -___-* Who freed you from that trap in the ballista's range?
Serra: Nils did! He's such an angel!
bladegryphon: *twitches* You got freed by the tone-deaf dummy... BALM!
Balm: You rang?
bladegryphon: I have a little job for you...
Zephyr: There may be a few references in here having to do with the MT forums, which are on ivanfanatic's website. Just a little warning, in case there are a few things you don't understand.
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Day 24 * Weather: A completely random mix of sun and rain. Grr.
Lucius is very, very scary. He/She/It was bitching about ruined hair (for the 45,624th time today) so Laura just got sick of it and sent him/her/it over to face Lundgren and have his/her/its eardrums damaged by Nils. Yes, that's right. I'm not so sure of Lucius' gender anymore. He/She/It complains way too much to be a guy, but... yeah. Very scary.
So Lucius killed Lundgren, claiming it was his fault for making all of us fight out in the rain, which ruined his/her/its hair. Then Lyn had a touching reunion with Lord Hausen, blah, blah, blah. I'm bored because Kent locked me in my quarters for the time being. He said I'd go to the maid's rooms and flirt with all of them... he knows me a bit TOO well. Almost. It would have gone beyond flirting... (okay, so that's wishful thinking on my part, but I can't help it!)
I'm going to play a joke on Kent the instant he unlocks my door (he asked Matthew to steal my key). I just have to pick which one I want to play on him...
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Ah, Kent here. Sain was holding this when he played a "little joke" on me, so I decided to go through it.
Sain, you are a real asshole, you know that? Why do I even bother to put up with you?!
First, I'm SICK of your shameless flirting! You're never going to get a girl that way, and if you ever manage to, you can stew my boots and serve them to me for dinner. Actually, any girl who ever agreed to be your lover would probably be very sick in the head.
Then there are your complaints about all of the other party members.
No matter what you say, I don't have a rod shoved up my ass, as you put it. It's called being responsible. And that little comment about women being able to walk all over me? I truly fail to see the humor in that, especially because it's not true.
Why were you complaining about Wil making dinner all the time, anyway? It's not like you can cook at all. Oh, right. You just didn't want any girls drooling over things besides you. Our tactician is allowed to do what she wants, and there is no way in hell she'd ever be romantically interested in you, so get over her. Now. Speaking of which, she's not evil! She just thought you were competent enough to handle sentry duty, though I really can't see why.
Wanting to 'snuggle' with Lyn? Getting a nosebleed just thinking about the ladies without anything on?! Sain, you really are pitiful, with a mind forever trapped in the gutter...
Dorcas is not a "dork ass". You didn't write it in here, but I know you thought it... you're just lucky he never caught you flirting with his wife. At least you had the smarts to ask him to try to break Nils' flute... not that he managed to. Nils darted off a little too quickly.
Erk, isn't temperamental, it's just that Serra gets on his nerves, annoying as it is to always be smelling smoke from his near-constant casting of Fire. He doesn't need any- WHAT?! You think I need anger management classes, and that I can't be cheered up by a girlfriend?! Good grief, you're a blithering idiot...
What makes you think Serra would ever accept you?! Sure, she's a miniature, more annoying version of you, but... I just can't see it ever working. First, she's obsessed with Erk. Second, she's in service to House Ostia, while you serve House Caelin. Third, I'd drive her off in an instant to save my poor eardrums... they're already sore enough from your constant whining.
Matthew was up in that tree because _I_ had asked him to find you, not Laura! And she found the diary on her own! You had no right to knock him down like that, and yes, I could have managed that as well. I'm not "helpless", as you seem to think I am.
As for Rath, I'd say he's a welcome relief for the girls. They finally had an excuse to ignore you, though Laura continued to pay the same amount of attention to everyone... not that you bothered to notice. Besides, you have to admit that Rath is better-looking than you.
Look, I was against the idea of taking the day off only because I thought Lyn would want to see Lord Hausen as soon as possible, and I do NOT have a chastity belt! Where you came up with that idea, I will never know. And I am NOT an indication of the apocalypse either!... though I must admit, Serra comparing Erk to a hamster was mildly amusing.
Lucius is a "HE", despite what your twisted mind can come up with. I can't believe you actually tried to hit on him! Though it didn't sound like it was the first time... Now that I think about it, I overheard Laura muttering something about peat, fuss, and sorbet, but as to why, I will never know. I sometimes find myself questioning our tactician's sanity...
I don't even want to see whatever else you've written in here thus far.
Then, of course, there's the little matter of the joke you played on me.
I'm sorry, but situating yourself out of my sight, sounding EXACTLY like Milady Lyndis, and flirting with me like you just did is NOT funny. You deserved to get whacked like you did.
You were carrying your "journal" at the time, Sain, so I decided to take a look thorough it... in hindsight, that was NOT the smartest move.
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Hannah: When am I gonna be here, whippersnapper? I want my pretties!
bladegryphon: AUGH! *punts Hannah far, far away*
Fawful: Wow... Kent can be meatily mean!
Sap: *whacks Fawful* Oh, shut up.
Zephyr: Please review!
Flash: And say whether or not you liked Kent's rant, and how much so!
Balm: If well-enough-liked, blade may make it a regular occurence...
Serra: Next time, we'll be starting with where Sain returns in Eliwood's story, and you get to see what Balm does to me... ERKY!!! SAVE ME FROM THE SCARY THING!!!
Zephyr: *whacks Serra* So REVIEW!!! (please) The next update should be later this week.