THE... LAST... CHAPTER!!!
Okay, the previous chapter being the true finale, this is sort of an epilogue, a short one, just to close out the story.
Okay, thanks for all of your reviews! Trust me, I NEVER, IN ANY OF MY WILDEST DREAMS, THOUGHT THAT I'D GET 200+ REVIEWS. I HAVE ACHIEVED MY GOAL. I CAN NOW DIE.
Wait- scratch the dying part.
No, really, how many OTHER stories in the humor section of Harry Potter have over 200 reviews? Can you name five?
STOP. I know you can name five, don't get all smug about it.
AND ONE MORE NOTE: If you TRULY, TRULY, TRRRUUULLLLYYYYY want a sequel, tell me in THIS CHAPTER. If I get enough reviews asking for one, (read: three or more,) then I will write one.
Disclaimer: Okay, I'm about to try something that has never been done before.
I... OWN... HARRY... POTTER!!!!!!
The hardcover book, that is.
THE SHORT EPILOUGE STARTS... NOW!
Harry Potter woke up. The day started with him getting into a purple jumpsuit, break-dancing to all of his classes, and kissing Snape no less than three times. He also aced all of his exams with a 1,012% on each one.
And then he woke up, again.
"What a strange dream..." thought Harry. He then started his REAL day.
The day consisted of him wearing regular clothes, walking to all of his classes, and kissing Snape no less than zero times. He also did average to great on his exams.
As Harry came back to his dormitory at night, his eyelids heavy, he dropped onto his bed, and allowed his head to hit the pillow. Harry soon drifted off to sleep.
That is, he almost did, until he realized something.
HE HAD EXPERIENCED A NORMAL DAY.
And that's when all chaos broke out.
The disco ball fell from the ceiling, and started spinning and flashing a variety of colors. A whole lot of people dressed in 70's dance suits flew into his dorm, and started moon-walking across the floor.
Then, the wall exploded, and Arnold Schwarzenegger, packing heat and a whole lot of California Government papers, stomped through the rubble. He looked at the moon-walkers, and then open fire on them.
The moon-walkers all dodged the bullets expertly, but they were thrown to the floor when Spider-Ma bumped into all of them, just thrown inside the dorm by The Inedible Hulk.
Spider-Ma shook his head, and stood up shakily. "Who are you?" he asked Harry.
"I..." started Harry, but at that second, The Inedible Hulk broke down another section of the Dorm wall.
"Bloody disco ball!" grunted the Hulk, speaking English (that's ENGLISH English, or British, or whatever) for some reason. He punched out the disco ball, stopping the swirling colors, and eliminating all of the light.
With everything now dark, everyone seemed to stand still, (maybe because they WERE actually standing still,) and not move at all. And that's when the theme music started.
It was three notes, each being played twice in a row before moving to the next one, and they were repeated over and over. Harry, with a jolt, recognized them immediately.
[For any of you piano junkies out there, the notes are G, F#, and F. Played out, they would be G, G, F#, F#, F, F, F#, F#, G, G, F#, F#, F, F, F#, F#, over and over again. And at a fast speed.]
No one knew what to expect next. Besides Batman swinging in on a Bat- Cord or whatever, with Robin at his heels.
"Holy darkness, it's dark!" shouted Robin.
Batman could be heard sighing in exasperation at Robin's lameness.
"Whatever, we just have to find someone to beat up. Hey, you-"said Batman, motioning towards the huge, indistinguishable shape beside him, "are you evil?"
"Heck no." said The Inedible Hulk.
"Good." KAZOWIE! Batman punched the Hulk, and somehow, it resulted in this impossible sound effect.
"WHAAT!?" roared The Hulk, (who is inedible, of course,) and with a SWIPE, swiped at Batman.
DUCK! Batman ducked.
VAMOOSH! Robin attempted to punch Arnold, but with a KASCHOP, his fist was stopped with a block.
CRUSH! Batman swept-kicked The Hulk, resulting in a sound that did not resemble a crush at all. But who cares?
"How can they even see?" wondered Harry, as The Hulk, with a very fitting POOF, knocked out Batman.
"NO!" shouted Robin with a very appropriate NO sound effect. (Yes, its lame, I'm implying that Batman sound-effects are LAME, you idiot! I'm just kidding about the idiot part, of course.)
All the moon-walkers, very frightened now, ran away.
"Wow." Was all Spider-Ma could say. He ran away, with The Hulk, who could be eaten by nobody, right at his heels.
Arnold Schwarzenegger just walked away, very menacingly.
Robin carried Batman away, looking oddly satisfied.
And Harry was left all alone in the dark, wondering why his dorm-mates weren't awake.
"Man." Said Harry, disappointed. "I almost had a normal day!"
He then looked at his glow-in-the-dark watch that he had mysteriously received yesterday. It was 12:07 PM.
"HEY!" screamed Harry. "IT'S TOMORROW! I HAD A NORMAL DAY! YAY! THAT WHOLE CHAOS EXHIBITION WAS POINTLESS! MY DAY WAS... NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRMMMMMMMAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!"
"Shut up, Harry." Said Ron, who was able to sleep through a fight scene, but not a scream.
"Yes." Said Harry, walking to his bed, and tripping over Hogwarts, a History.
As Harry pondered the irony of this event, Professor McGonagall came in.
"Harry..." she said, "This is totally random, and I don't' know why I'm telling you this directly and not anyone else, BUT THE SCHOOL IS ON... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Well, that was unexpected." Said Harry.
THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! AND THAT'S THE... BEGINNING!? NO, IT'S...
THE END!
IT... IS... FINISHED!!! Thanks for reading, folks. And remember, if you want a sequel, review THIS CHAPTER and tell me!
THANK YOU ALL for reviewing. Trust me- I have read EVERY SINGLE WORD of your reviews, and you are all recognized by me. Okay? Okay! Now, let's say it, although you didn't want to...
GOODBYE!
This is Darkboy77.
PEACE! _
Okay, the previous chapter being the true finale, this is sort of an epilogue, a short one, just to close out the story.
Okay, thanks for all of your reviews! Trust me, I NEVER, IN ANY OF MY WILDEST DREAMS, THOUGHT THAT I'D GET 200+ REVIEWS. I HAVE ACHIEVED MY GOAL. I CAN NOW DIE.
Wait- scratch the dying part.
No, really, how many OTHER stories in the humor section of Harry Potter have over 200 reviews? Can you name five?
STOP. I know you can name five, don't get all smug about it.
AND ONE MORE NOTE: If you TRULY, TRULY, TRRRUUULLLLYYYYY want a sequel, tell me in THIS CHAPTER. If I get enough reviews asking for one, (read: three or more,) then I will write one.
Disclaimer: Okay, I'm about to try something that has never been done before.
I... OWN... HARRY... POTTER!!!!!!
The hardcover book, that is.
THE SHORT EPILOUGE STARTS... NOW!
Harry Potter woke up. The day started with him getting into a purple jumpsuit, break-dancing to all of his classes, and kissing Snape no less than three times. He also aced all of his exams with a 1,012% on each one.
And then he woke up, again.
"What a strange dream..." thought Harry. He then started his REAL day.
The day consisted of him wearing regular clothes, walking to all of his classes, and kissing Snape no less than zero times. He also did average to great on his exams.
As Harry came back to his dormitory at night, his eyelids heavy, he dropped onto his bed, and allowed his head to hit the pillow. Harry soon drifted off to sleep.
That is, he almost did, until he realized something.
HE HAD EXPERIENCED A NORMAL DAY.
And that's when all chaos broke out.
The disco ball fell from the ceiling, and started spinning and flashing a variety of colors. A whole lot of people dressed in 70's dance suits flew into his dorm, and started moon-walking across the floor.
Then, the wall exploded, and Arnold Schwarzenegger, packing heat and a whole lot of California Government papers, stomped through the rubble. He looked at the moon-walkers, and then open fire on them.
The moon-walkers all dodged the bullets expertly, but they were thrown to the floor when Spider-Ma bumped into all of them, just thrown inside the dorm by The Inedible Hulk.
Spider-Ma shook his head, and stood up shakily. "Who are you?" he asked Harry.
"I..." started Harry, but at that second, The Inedible Hulk broke down another section of the Dorm wall.
"Bloody disco ball!" grunted the Hulk, speaking English (that's ENGLISH English, or British, or whatever) for some reason. He punched out the disco ball, stopping the swirling colors, and eliminating all of the light.
With everything now dark, everyone seemed to stand still, (maybe because they WERE actually standing still,) and not move at all. And that's when the theme music started.
It was three notes, each being played twice in a row before moving to the next one, and they were repeated over and over. Harry, with a jolt, recognized them immediately.
[For any of you piano junkies out there, the notes are G, F#, and F. Played out, they would be G, G, F#, F#, F, F, F#, F#, G, G, F#, F#, F, F, F#, F#, over and over again. And at a fast speed.]
No one knew what to expect next. Besides Batman swinging in on a Bat- Cord or whatever, with Robin at his heels.
"Holy darkness, it's dark!" shouted Robin.
Batman could be heard sighing in exasperation at Robin's lameness.
"Whatever, we just have to find someone to beat up. Hey, you-"said Batman, motioning towards the huge, indistinguishable shape beside him, "are you evil?"
"Heck no." said The Inedible Hulk.
"Good." KAZOWIE! Batman punched the Hulk, and somehow, it resulted in this impossible sound effect.
"WHAAT!?" roared The Hulk, (who is inedible, of course,) and with a SWIPE, swiped at Batman.
DUCK! Batman ducked.
VAMOOSH! Robin attempted to punch Arnold, but with a KASCHOP, his fist was stopped with a block.
CRUSH! Batman swept-kicked The Hulk, resulting in a sound that did not resemble a crush at all. But who cares?
"How can they even see?" wondered Harry, as The Hulk, with a very fitting POOF, knocked out Batman.
"NO!" shouted Robin with a very appropriate NO sound effect. (Yes, its lame, I'm implying that Batman sound-effects are LAME, you idiot! I'm just kidding about the idiot part, of course.)
All the moon-walkers, very frightened now, ran away.
"Wow." Was all Spider-Ma could say. He ran away, with The Hulk, who could be eaten by nobody, right at his heels.
Arnold Schwarzenegger just walked away, very menacingly.
Robin carried Batman away, looking oddly satisfied.
And Harry was left all alone in the dark, wondering why his dorm-mates weren't awake.
"Man." Said Harry, disappointed. "I almost had a normal day!"
He then looked at his glow-in-the-dark watch that he had mysteriously received yesterday. It was 12:07 PM.
"HEY!" screamed Harry. "IT'S TOMORROW! I HAD A NORMAL DAY! YAY! THAT WHOLE CHAOS EXHIBITION WAS POINTLESS! MY DAY WAS... NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRMMMMMMMAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!"
"Shut up, Harry." Said Ron, who was able to sleep through a fight scene, but not a scream.
"Yes." Said Harry, walking to his bed, and tripping over Hogwarts, a History.
As Harry pondered the irony of this event, Professor McGonagall came in.
"Harry..." she said, "This is totally random, and I don't' know why I'm telling you this directly and not anyone else, BUT THE SCHOOL IS ON... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Well, that was unexpected." Said Harry.
THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! AND THAT'S THE... BEGINNING!? NO, IT'S...
THE END!
IT... IS... FINISHED!!! Thanks for reading, folks. And remember, if you want a sequel, review THIS CHAPTER and tell me!
THANK YOU ALL for reviewing. Trust me- I have read EVERY SINGLE WORD of your reviews, and you are all recognized by me. Okay? Okay! Now, let's say it, although you didn't want to...
GOODBYE!
This is Darkboy77.
PEACE! _