Kaiyuga: Hello again, all of my fellow Naruto fanfic readers! Thank you for
your reviews. It gave me hope in continuing. So, where to begin? Ah, yes,
the disclaimer.
*Takes out a pair of spectacles and clears throat. *
Kaiyuga: I do not own the manga, anime, or any of the characters from the stories...
*Closet door swings open to reveal a bound and gagged Kakashi. Make Out Paradise is hanging on a string centimeters from his face. *
Kakashi: Mmmph! Mmm- mmphumm!
*Kaiyuga slams closet door closed, sheepish animeic smile on her face. *
Kaiyuga: AS I was saying..."
*Thunderous, but muffled banging comes from the closet door. *
Kaiyuga: * Picks up a fly- swatter. * Excuse me.
*Swings open the closet door, and whacks Kakashi in the head a couple of times. Closes the closet door. *
Kaiyuga: * Out of breath. * Well, then...
* Weaker, but still loud thumping begins again. Kaiyuga gets a vein twitch on her temple. Swings open the door and beats the living daylights out of Kakashi. Momentarily stops. *
Kaiyuga: This could take awhile, so let's not dilly- dally any longer. On with the Fanfic!
Dazed Kakashi: Am I in it?
Kaiyuga: Silence! *Continues to hit him with a fly swatter. * Next time it'll be the skillet!
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"Well, let's start with the simple questions." Said Kakashi, sitting next to Aki, "Name, for example?"
Aki inhaled deeply, and began her explanation.
"My name is Berokunta Akiosu, but friends either call me 'Aki' or 'Kaiyuga'. Foes call me 'lizard' or 'crusty'." She bowed her head.
"Why say such things to someone as...interesting as you?" he said, trying to get a peek at her cleavage since she was still wet.
Aki didn't reply, but lifted the back of her hand up to show the scaly skin. Kakashi didn't know how to respond to this: half of him thought a demon had been sealed in her like Naruto while the other half thought it was from bruising.
"Okay, Aki. Mine is-"
"Hatake Kakashi." She was looking at the crests of the waves as she spoke his name.
He was taken aback.
"Uh, how do you know my name?"
"Who doesn't? Kakashi, highest in his class, has learned over 1,000 jutsus in his lifetime." She ticked off fingers as she recited each factoid, "And I know the reason why you only have one Sharingan Eye, besides the fact you are not of Uchiha blood."
Kakashi's eyes widened.
"Oh, don't worry. Your secret's safe with me, if that's what you're worried about."
"How do you--?!" Sweat slid down the side of his face, "Are you--?"
"An enemy?! No way!" Aki looked more insulted than shocked.
"Then how do you know about this? Did you look up my file or something close to it?"
Aki shook her head like he was an idiot. Bad move.
"Then how?"
"It's obvious. You have one Sharingan. Usually those who possess this trait have two. It doesn't take much to figure it out. Or the scar that runs through that one."
Kakashi didn't know what to make of this girl; she was about as strange as the mysterious Shinobi hunter. Kakashi's thoughts were scattered when he saw the tattoo on her hand.
"Speaking of which," he started, getting his mind off of the scary topic, "Are you from around Konohagakure village?"
Aki could never pronounce that name fluently. She had to convince him, and fast.
"Yeah, I'm from around there."
"Well, that explains our ninja symbol drawn on your palm."
Phew! She convinced him.
"What about your parents?"
Aki just stared at the water. She was torn between saying that her parents didn't acknowledge that she existed and saying that she was an orphan.
"Oh, I'm sorry." Kakashi looked at the water as well.
"I guess that's why I can understand Naruto."
Kakashi looked up.
"I know what he's going through, and why his ambitions are so strong. I myself have strong ambitions, but mine are different. We both don't take any guff from people who wish to insult us, and nor do we give up. A tenacious pair, wouldn't you say?" She chuckled to herself.
She massaged the shoulder that had been ripped by Corona during her struggle.
"I notice that some of those cuts were made before your encounter with us. What happened?"
Aki looked at her mummified hand.
"Sometimes, just calling someone a name is what it takes. Then your inner demons awake and take over."
Kakashi looked bummed.
( Awwww! I missed a catfight?) he thought.
"That's how painful rejection can be. But no matter how many visible wounds you may find on me, they are a mere thread compared to the tapestry of scars inside me. Naruto deserves a break, especially from Sakura."
He was confused, mainly because his mind was "elsewhere".
"She's doesn't understand what it's like to be the outcast of society. She's more interested in her fantasies, which I'm sure you've noticed."
He nodded, softly laughing. Aki smiled, something she hadn't done for what seemed like years.
"Well, I think that's enough questions for tonight." Aki stood up, "You gonna need to give the three of them a tutorial of controlling their chakras for the on- coming fight. Come on, I'll help you back."
"Are you sure?" he said, perverted images zooming around in his mind.
He just remembered that this was serious talk, and told his mind to cut it out.
"No one ever is."
"Smart answer."
Kakashi carefully rose up from the walkway, and in the end, both were helping each other back to their futons.
"Nighters." Whispered Aki.
She could tell he was confused by her goodnight phrase. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kaiyuga: *Panting* Well, that's all for now.
Swirly- eyed Kakashi: Orrroooooooo...
Kaiyuga: For the last time, you are NOT KENSHIN HIMURA!!!!! *Charges at him with a broomstick. *
Kakashi: *Eyes pop out Kenshin style* AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Onomatopoeia: SLAP, SLAP, @*! #&! $^@%! @$#^$!, WHACK,*&^%$#@!, SLAP, WHACK, WHACK, @*&%!, SLAP!!!!!
Kaiyuga: Take that, you Kenshin imper- Oh crap! It's Masashi Kishimoto!
*Slams closet door shut, and gives a big smile as the creator walks by.*
MK: Excuse me. I'm in need of help.
Kaiyuga: How can I be?
MK: Have you seen *pulls out a small poster* him?
*On the poster is a tied up Kakashi and a person with a blacked out face. Underneath are the words, "Kakashi is mine, now and forever!".*
Kaiyuga: *Keeping her cool* Sorry. Haven't seen him around lately.
*MK bows his head, understanding. He walks off. Kaiyuga waits until the all clear, and then opens the doors. A beaten Kakashi slumps to the floor almost instantly. *
Kaiyuga: Now, why don't you tell those lovely folks out there what'll happen to them if they don't give a review?
Kakashi: Uhhhhgggg...
*Kaiyuga tsks. *
Kaiyuga: We' re not putting enough emotion into it. *Holds Make Out Paradise over a lit candle. *
Kakashi: AHHH! For the love of God, please, PLEASE send a review in...or my book gets it! I'll save you, Wilson!!
Kaiyuga: *looks intimidating* Well, you heard the man...
*Takes out a pair of spectacles and clears throat. *
Kaiyuga: I do not own the manga, anime, or any of the characters from the stories...
*Closet door swings open to reveal a bound and gagged Kakashi. Make Out Paradise is hanging on a string centimeters from his face. *
Kakashi: Mmmph! Mmm- mmphumm!
*Kaiyuga slams closet door closed, sheepish animeic smile on her face. *
Kaiyuga: AS I was saying..."
*Thunderous, but muffled banging comes from the closet door. *
Kaiyuga: * Picks up a fly- swatter. * Excuse me.
*Swings open the closet door, and whacks Kakashi in the head a couple of times. Closes the closet door. *
Kaiyuga: * Out of breath. * Well, then...
* Weaker, but still loud thumping begins again. Kaiyuga gets a vein twitch on her temple. Swings open the door and beats the living daylights out of Kakashi. Momentarily stops. *
Kaiyuga: This could take awhile, so let's not dilly- dally any longer. On with the Fanfic!
Dazed Kakashi: Am I in it?
Kaiyuga: Silence! *Continues to hit him with a fly swatter. * Next time it'll be the skillet!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Well, let's start with the simple questions." Said Kakashi, sitting next to Aki, "Name, for example?"
Aki inhaled deeply, and began her explanation.
"My name is Berokunta Akiosu, but friends either call me 'Aki' or 'Kaiyuga'. Foes call me 'lizard' or 'crusty'." She bowed her head.
"Why say such things to someone as...interesting as you?" he said, trying to get a peek at her cleavage since she was still wet.
Aki didn't reply, but lifted the back of her hand up to show the scaly skin. Kakashi didn't know how to respond to this: half of him thought a demon had been sealed in her like Naruto while the other half thought it was from bruising.
"Okay, Aki. Mine is-"
"Hatake Kakashi." She was looking at the crests of the waves as she spoke his name.
He was taken aback.
"Uh, how do you know my name?"
"Who doesn't? Kakashi, highest in his class, has learned over 1,000 jutsus in his lifetime." She ticked off fingers as she recited each factoid, "And I know the reason why you only have one Sharingan Eye, besides the fact you are not of Uchiha blood."
Kakashi's eyes widened.
"Oh, don't worry. Your secret's safe with me, if that's what you're worried about."
"How do you--?!" Sweat slid down the side of his face, "Are you--?"
"An enemy?! No way!" Aki looked more insulted than shocked.
"Then how do you know about this? Did you look up my file or something close to it?"
Aki shook her head like he was an idiot. Bad move.
"Then how?"
"It's obvious. You have one Sharingan. Usually those who possess this trait have two. It doesn't take much to figure it out. Or the scar that runs through that one."
Kakashi didn't know what to make of this girl; she was about as strange as the mysterious Shinobi hunter. Kakashi's thoughts were scattered when he saw the tattoo on her hand.
"Speaking of which," he started, getting his mind off of the scary topic, "Are you from around Konohagakure village?"
Aki could never pronounce that name fluently. She had to convince him, and fast.
"Yeah, I'm from around there."
"Well, that explains our ninja symbol drawn on your palm."
Phew! She convinced him.
"What about your parents?"
Aki just stared at the water. She was torn between saying that her parents didn't acknowledge that she existed and saying that she was an orphan.
"Oh, I'm sorry." Kakashi looked at the water as well.
"I guess that's why I can understand Naruto."
Kakashi looked up.
"I know what he's going through, and why his ambitions are so strong. I myself have strong ambitions, but mine are different. We both don't take any guff from people who wish to insult us, and nor do we give up. A tenacious pair, wouldn't you say?" She chuckled to herself.
She massaged the shoulder that had been ripped by Corona during her struggle.
"I notice that some of those cuts were made before your encounter with us. What happened?"
Aki looked at her mummified hand.
"Sometimes, just calling someone a name is what it takes. Then your inner demons awake and take over."
Kakashi looked bummed.
( Awwww! I missed a catfight?) he thought.
"That's how painful rejection can be. But no matter how many visible wounds you may find on me, they are a mere thread compared to the tapestry of scars inside me. Naruto deserves a break, especially from Sakura."
He was confused, mainly because his mind was "elsewhere".
"She's doesn't understand what it's like to be the outcast of society. She's more interested in her fantasies, which I'm sure you've noticed."
He nodded, softly laughing. Aki smiled, something she hadn't done for what seemed like years.
"Well, I think that's enough questions for tonight." Aki stood up, "You gonna need to give the three of them a tutorial of controlling their chakras for the on- coming fight. Come on, I'll help you back."
"Are you sure?" he said, perverted images zooming around in his mind.
He just remembered that this was serious talk, and told his mind to cut it out.
"No one ever is."
"Smart answer."
Kakashi carefully rose up from the walkway, and in the end, both were helping each other back to their futons.
"Nighters." Whispered Aki.
She could tell he was confused by her goodnight phrase. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kaiyuga: *Panting* Well, that's all for now.
Swirly- eyed Kakashi: Orrroooooooo...
Kaiyuga: For the last time, you are NOT KENSHIN HIMURA!!!!! *Charges at him with a broomstick. *
Kakashi: *Eyes pop out Kenshin style* AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Onomatopoeia: SLAP, SLAP, @*! #&! $^@%! @$#^$!, WHACK,*&^%$#@!, SLAP, WHACK, WHACK, @*&%!, SLAP!!!!!
Kaiyuga: Take that, you Kenshin imper- Oh crap! It's Masashi Kishimoto!
*Slams closet door shut, and gives a big smile as the creator walks by.*
MK: Excuse me. I'm in need of help.
Kaiyuga: How can I be?
MK: Have you seen *pulls out a small poster* him?
*On the poster is a tied up Kakashi and a person with a blacked out face. Underneath are the words, "Kakashi is mine, now and forever!".*
Kaiyuga: *Keeping her cool* Sorry. Haven't seen him around lately.
*MK bows his head, understanding. He walks off. Kaiyuga waits until the all clear, and then opens the doors. A beaten Kakashi slumps to the floor almost instantly. *
Kaiyuga: Now, why don't you tell those lovely folks out there what'll happen to them if they don't give a review?
Kakashi: Uhhhhgggg...
*Kaiyuga tsks. *
Kaiyuga: We' re not putting enough emotion into it. *Holds Make Out Paradise over a lit candle. *
Kakashi: AHHH! For the love of God, please, PLEASE send a review in...or my book gets it! I'll save you, Wilson!!
Kaiyuga: *looks intimidating* Well, you heard the man...