Thought I'd never update this, huh?

This isn't a chapter, but a note.

Remember WWWWAAAAAAYYYYY long ago when some jealous guy flamed me? Chavalah Maresca or something?

Well, he's learned his lesson, and has apologized. So no more telling him off.

Really.

But a whole author's note chapter is boring! And illegal. So I'll just put something funny in.

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You are so fat, that when you get on a scale it says:

"!?!?!?!?!?!?"

Thank you.

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Harry Potter is so dumb, that his IQ has less than zero digits.

Thank you again. _____

HI. I AM A FULLY FUNCTIONAL ROBOT COMEDY UNIT. SO, A ROBOT WALKS INTO THE THREE BROOMSTICKS, AND DESTROYS ALL ORGANIC LIFEFORMS!

HA, HA, HA.

WHAT? IS ANYONE OUT THERE? IS THIS VOICE AMPLIFICATION DEVICE FUNCTIONAL? ARE ANY ORGANIC LIFEFORMS CURRENTLY RESIDING OUT IN THE "CROWD?" MY HEAT/ORGANIC SENSORS TELL ME THAT YOU ARE, IN FACT, OUT THERE BUT NOT MAKING A SOUND!