YO! It's me again! Back to ruin your lives some more! Hooray! Well, not really. But, whatever. Thanks to all my reviewers. You will be spared when I take over the world! What? Forget you heard that. Cause you didn't. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh....RIGHT! The story-thing. Ummmm....in this installment, the gang goes to the mall! And weird crap happens! YEAH!!!!!!
Disclaimer:*Disjointed sobbing* What? Sorry. I don't own the Teen Titans. Or McDonalds
Beast Boy lay on his bed, contemplating the day's events. Robin and Starfire were just weird as hell, and there was something seriously wrong with Cyborg. And that freaky alien. But that part was a given. BB yawned. He'd think this over in the morning........
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Beast Boy was jerked out of his wonderful animally dreams by a very heavy object plopping itself down directly on his stomach. He opened one eye and gave Zacharias a baleful glare.
"Hiya!"
Beast Boy did not share the crazy alien's enthusiasm. In fact, he was rather upset, to say the least.
"What do you want?" the irate shape-shifter demanded, sitting up and rubbing his eyes.
"UUUUUUUUMMMMMM...... nothing, really. Just wanna get to know ya more."
Zacharias was rather abruptly introduced to the wall across from BB's door, which was conveniently torn off as the Tamaraniean passed through it. Beast Boy shifted back to his semi-human form, dusting off his hands, and was immediately hit in the face by a trashcan that Zacharias had acquired somewhere. He stumbled, and as soon as he regained his balance, charged out into the hallway to beat the irritating alien to a bloody pulp.
"Whoa, calm down, Gar!"
Beast Boy jerked to a stop. He turned around slowly to face Zacharias, who had darted into the shifter's room.
"W-w-hat did you just call me?" He asked shakily.
"Gar. That's your name, isn't it? Garfield Logan, right?
"H-h-how did you know that?"
"I did my homework. I know a great deal about you, Beast Boy. About all of you."
Beast Boy shook his head.
"Very few people know my real name. Please don't call me that, okay? It.....brings back memories......bad ones."
"You're not really as happy-go-lucky as you seem, are you? Deep down, you're sad, depressed, and scared. All your jokes, your happy, it's all just a facade."
Beast Boy stared at him.
"How could you know all that?"
Zacharias smiled sadly. "Because I'm the same way. That's why you joined the Titans, right? After your old group was killed, you needed someone to fill the hole, didn't you?"
..............Yes........"
"And now, you have your friends, and everything's fine. But you still fell like you're missing something, don't you? Something important."
"..............."
"And you feel it the most when you look at Raven, don't you? That something's missing? That she's the one who can fill the hole?"
"Y-y-yes."
Zacharias was gone.
*********************************************3 hours later***************************
"GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Robin glared at Cyborg.
"Do you have to shout so loud?!"
" If I want them to hear me, I do."
The assorted residents of the Tower came a-tumblin' down the stairs. Beast Boy was strangely silent, and Zacharias had a satisfied smirk on his face. Raven was just tired and groggy, and Star was bubbly, as usual.
" What is it?" Raven asked, half-asleep.
"We," Robin began, "Are going to the mall!"
"Oh, my." Zacharias said, examining his fingernails, " The excitement is unbearable."
Starfire, of course, was excited to do ANYTHING with her friends, and the mall was one of her favorite things to do. The rest of the Titans, minus Robin, were significantly less enthusiastic.
"Do we have to?" Beast Boy groaned.
"YES!" Robin and Starfire shouted.
*****************************************The Mall************Hooray****************
Zacharias marveled at the sheer number of stores available to shop at. Earthlings are even more irrational that I am.... he mused. Who the hell could need six Starbucks in one mall?! Then he spotted a hat store.
Robin blinked.
"Ummmm.... has anyone seen Zacharias?"
" Right here!" The alien proclaimed, sporting a new hat.
"Did you pay for that?" Raven asked, eyeing him suspiciously.
"Why, of course, my dear telepath"
"Then why is there still a price tag hanging from it?"
Zacharias quickly removed the incriminating evidence, tearing the hat in half. He grinned sheepishly, and blurred out of sight, returning a moment later with a brand new hat.
"You stole that one, too." Raven pointed out.
" No I didn't." Zacharias cut the tag with a tiny Starbolt.
"Then what's that on the ground?" She pointed to the price tag that the alien had just blasted off.
"Nothing." He incinerated the tag, effectively blowing a large hole in the ground. He winced.
"Hey, look!" He shouted, pointing over their shoulders. "A McDonalds!"
*******************************McDonalds******************************************
"YES!" Zacharias shouted, dancing around the room.
"What?!" Robin shouted in reply, freaked out.
Zacharias slapped a small piece of paper down on the table.
"We're going to Disneyland!!" The whole group yelled.