Hey! I'm back, and quickly this time, I don't know why. I have realized
that my chapters have been shorter and I'm not too sure I can make them
much longer because this story is almost done and I am trying to end the
chapters at certain points. I will try to make them a little longer,
though. (
This chapter is dedicated to....Lilmisswriter, who was the only one (or at least the first one) to guess why it wasn't good news to Ross.
~*~
"So is this good news to you?"
"This is not good news to me."
Rachel's heart sunk, it sunk so low she felt like fainting. How could he think this was bad news? A million thoughts were rushing to her head, what if he left her? What if he cheated on her and got another woman pregnant? What if he wanted her to get an abortion? As usual Rachel worried too much on everything and got out of hand, but this was so much more important and she didn't think she could bear to find out the answer.
"This isn't good news to me because it's great news!" Ross shouted with a smile.
A smile spread across Rachel's face as well, but then quickly faded, "Don't you ever scare me like that again, Ross Geller," she shouted, as she smacked him across the face.
"Ow!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, it's just I was thinking the worst when you said it wasn't good news. Please, next time something important happens, just, just say what you want to say before I go crazy."
"Will do."
"So we're going to have a baby!" Rachel said again, excitedly.
"Oh wow, I mean this is so great, Rach, we can have another Emma, or, Emit, or Emo, ELMO!!"
"Ross, honey, I love you, but if you name my baby Elmo, you will suffer the consequences."
~*~
In the cab ride home from the doctor's Monica and Chandler felt relieved; but for totally different reasons. Monica was relieved that they were going to have a girl, what she always wanted. Chandler always felt reassured after these appointments that the baby was healthy, but this time it was a double reassurance. When they decided to find out if it was a boy or a girl, Chandler started to worry that it would be neither, or both, or something else. It was such a comforting thought to know that they were having a human, as silly as that may sound.
"I can't believe we're having a girl!"
"I'm just glad it was healthy, and not an alien." Chandler sighed.
"You mean to tell me that you thought I was pregnant with your alien?"
"You never know, you always hear about all these weird births with multiple heads and stuff. But anyway, I'm really glad we're going to have a little Monica running around the apartment trying to clean things," he laughed and leaned down to kiss her belly.
"Let's name her Chanlita!!"
"You have got to be kidding me?" Chandler said.
"Yes, I'm kidding you, like I would ever name our daughter after you."
Chandler's phone rang, and he picked it up.
"Hello?"
"Hey Chandler, it's Phoebe"
"Hey Pheebs, what's up?" He asked as they approached their apartment.
"Rachel and Ross are going to have another baby!"
"Oh my God! That's great! It is great, right?"
"Well Rachel was happy and I haven't heard about Ross yet, because I don't know if she told him, so don't mention anything to him."
"Ok, where are you?"
"Your apartment."
"Mon and I are coming up the stairs, see ya."
"Bye."
"What was that about?" Monica asked.
"Looks like we're not the only ones who are going to have a baby."
"Ross and Rachel! Yes, she listened, she took the test, I knew it!"
~*~
"Guess what?" asked Ross, the next day as they sat outside with Emma, eating lunch.
"What?" said Rachel and Emma.
"She's getting pretty good with talking." Ross noted.
"I know," Rachel answered, running her hand through Emma's hair.
"Well, I sort of have a surprise for you. I realize that you've been really homesick and I wanted to bring you home early...so I have been working extra hard to try to finish my research and I did!"
"Oh my God!"
"We can go home."
~*~
I know it's still short, and that was probably really boring but that is because there are like two chapters left, maximum three. So you know what to do by now, go to the left side of your screen (no not that left, the other left) and click on the little bluish button that says GO.
This chapter is dedicated to....Lilmisswriter, who was the only one (or at least the first one) to guess why it wasn't good news to Ross.
~*~
"So is this good news to you?"
"This is not good news to me."
Rachel's heart sunk, it sunk so low she felt like fainting. How could he think this was bad news? A million thoughts were rushing to her head, what if he left her? What if he cheated on her and got another woman pregnant? What if he wanted her to get an abortion? As usual Rachel worried too much on everything and got out of hand, but this was so much more important and she didn't think she could bear to find out the answer.
"This isn't good news to me because it's great news!" Ross shouted with a smile.
A smile spread across Rachel's face as well, but then quickly faded, "Don't you ever scare me like that again, Ross Geller," she shouted, as she smacked him across the face.
"Ow!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, it's just I was thinking the worst when you said it wasn't good news. Please, next time something important happens, just, just say what you want to say before I go crazy."
"Will do."
"So we're going to have a baby!" Rachel said again, excitedly.
"Oh wow, I mean this is so great, Rach, we can have another Emma, or, Emit, or Emo, ELMO!!"
"Ross, honey, I love you, but if you name my baby Elmo, you will suffer the consequences."
~*~
In the cab ride home from the doctor's Monica and Chandler felt relieved; but for totally different reasons. Monica was relieved that they were going to have a girl, what she always wanted. Chandler always felt reassured after these appointments that the baby was healthy, but this time it was a double reassurance. When they decided to find out if it was a boy or a girl, Chandler started to worry that it would be neither, or both, or something else. It was such a comforting thought to know that they were having a human, as silly as that may sound.
"I can't believe we're having a girl!"
"I'm just glad it was healthy, and not an alien." Chandler sighed.
"You mean to tell me that you thought I was pregnant with your alien?"
"You never know, you always hear about all these weird births with multiple heads and stuff. But anyway, I'm really glad we're going to have a little Monica running around the apartment trying to clean things," he laughed and leaned down to kiss her belly.
"Let's name her Chanlita!!"
"You have got to be kidding me?" Chandler said.
"Yes, I'm kidding you, like I would ever name our daughter after you."
Chandler's phone rang, and he picked it up.
"Hello?"
"Hey Chandler, it's Phoebe"
"Hey Pheebs, what's up?" He asked as they approached their apartment.
"Rachel and Ross are going to have another baby!"
"Oh my God! That's great! It is great, right?"
"Well Rachel was happy and I haven't heard about Ross yet, because I don't know if she told him, so don't mention anything to him."
"Ok, where are you?"
"Your apartment."
"Mon and I are coming up the stairs, see ya."
"Bye."
"What was that about?" Monica asked.
"Looks like we're not the only ones who are going to have a baby."
"Ross and Rachel! Yes, she listened, she took the test, I knew it!"
~*~
"Guess what?" asked Ross, the next day as they sat outside with Emma, eating lunch.
"What?" said Rachel and Emma.
"She's getting pretty good with talking." Ross noted.
"I know," Rachel answered, running her hand through Emma's hair.
"Well, I sort of have a surprise for you. I realize that you've been really homesick and I wanted to bring you home early...so I have been working extra hard to try to finish my research and I did!"
"Oh my God!"
"We can go home."
~*~
I know it's still short, and that was probably really boring but that is because there are like two chapters left, maximum three. So you know what to do by now, go to the left side of your screen (no not that left, the other left) and click on the little bluish button that says GO.