Chapter 5. I think. Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I've been REALLY FREAKIN' sick. Ok, I lied. The gang goes to Disneyland in the NEXT chapter. Sorry! Today they get to California. One more thing. I KNOW THAT STARFIRE HAD A BROTHER IN THE COMICS. But she might not in the CN version. They've changed stuff. First off, Slade wasn't really a full-on villain. Deathstroke (Slade) was just a merc, occasionally out for revenge. Also, neither Jinx, Gizmo, nor Mammoth were members of H.I.V.E. With that said, here's the story:

Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans or Albertos'

Disneyland. The place that every kid dreams of. Until they go. Where anyone can go, and just let loose, be a kid again. Zacharias grinned. As it was his first time on a plane, he was rather excited. He LOVED flimsy Earth machines. He also loved flying. But that was a given. He WAS Tamaranean, after all. He grinned at Raven and Beast Boy, both of whom were sitting next to him. BB grinned back and gave him a thumbs-up, and Raven rolled her eyes at him. Then the stewardess came on over the loudspeaker with the safety procedures, and Zacharias tried his best to listen, but to no avail. She was just talking too damned fast. Zacharias shrugged and slumped back into his seat.

"Star! Starfire! Star, sit down! This is embarrassing!"

Zacharias sat up and twisted around in his seat to see what Robin was shouting about. He grinned and tried unsuccessfully to suppress a guffaw.

"What's so funny?" Raven asked, looking around.

Zacharias, still doubled over with laughter, pointed towards the back of the plane. Raven and BB both looked, and fell over laughing. Starfire was in the very back of the plane, busily introducing herself to every passenger on the plane. Zacharias finally calmed down, and wiped away the tears from his eyes.

"Ah, how I've missed my sister!" He somehow managed to fling an arm around both Raven AND Beast Boy. "But now I've got you guys! Hooray!"

"Do-not-touch-me." Raven forced out between gritted teeth.

Zacharias hastily withdrew his arm.

"Geez. Somebody's being a grumpy Gus. Awwww it's okay, Raven, you can let it free! We all know you love us!"

Zacharias was busily pinching Raven's cheek like a grandmother and cooing at her while BB finished his little cheer-up speech. They were both thrown rather forcibly out of the plane by Raven. Through the wall. Of the plane. And so it was that the Titans and their eccentric new friend were sitting back at the gate, waiting for a new plane, while all the other passengers glared at them.

Cyborg harrumphed. "They act like it was OUR fault!"

"Technically Cy, it was THEIR fault" Robin stated, glaring pointedly at Raven, BB, and Zacharias. The trio grumbled threateningly.

"Technically Cy, it was their fault! Nyaa, nyaa, nyaa..." Zacharias mocked Robin and a high, squeaky voice, even though Robin's voice was in fact lower than his. He was immediately hit in the face with a bo staff. And Robin was immediately dragged off by airport security.

*****************************************************Hours Later********************

Zacharias sat, bound and gagged, next to Robin and Cyborg, growling through his gag.

***************************************CALIFORNIA********************************

Zacharias, having somehow gotten free of his wrappings, bounded out of the plane.

"YEAH!!!!!! We're in California!!!! Bitchin."

"Please, brother, do not shout so loud..." Starfire groaned, holding her head. " My head hurts something awful...."

Zacharias and BB burst out laughing. Robin raised an eyebrow.

"What's so funny?"

"Golly gee, Batman, I don't know!" Zacharias forced out, and collapsed laughing, followed by BB and Cyborg.

"AHAHAHAHAH...gee HAHA wilikers!"

After Cyborg and the others finished making fun of Robin, who was fuming, and Starfire was done vomiting noisily in the corner, the gang set off to rent a car.

***********************The Airport Car Place******************************************

"I'm drivin'!" Cyborg exclaimed, diving for the car.

"Like hell you are!" Robin shouted, and tackled Cy.

While the two were fighting, Zacharias slid into the driver's seat.

"I'M driving." He proclaimed in a no-nonsense voice, his glare daring anyone to say otherwise.

A few minutes later, Zacharias was once more bound and gagged, in the trunk this time. Cyborg and Robin were busy teaching Starfire how to drive, and Raven was telling Beast Boy about her homeworld, Azarath. As the car was passing a small fast-food place called Alberto's, Zacharias appeared in the front passenger seat, shoving Robin off.

"OOOHHH! Go there!" He yelled, pointing frantically at Alberto's. " Trust me, dudes, this place is the shiznit!!"

"The what?" Robin asked, cocking his head. Zacharias stared at him.

"Dude, it kicks ass on soooo many levels, it hurts. Physically." The alien finally answered. " I kiddest thou not."

"Fine, fine. Star, turn here"

Starfire smiled at him and turned. As she pulled up to the voice-box-thingie, Zacharias shoved his way over to the window.

"Let ME order." he said, grinning. "I've been here before."

"That's a big ten-four, buddy." Cyborg boomed in his best imitation of a redneck trucker. The rest of the group just nodded.

"Kickin'. Okaaaaayy, gimmie six chips n' guacamole, aand five steak burritos, and one bean and cheese. With three Sprites, two Cokes, aand one rootbeer."

"That'll be $23.79 at the first window. DRIVE AROUND!!!!!!!!!" The speaker boomed.

"How'd you know what we wanted?" Raven asked suspiciously.

"Why, you don't trust me at all, do you?" Zacharias stuck out his lower lip.

"No, I don't"

******************************************The Hotel********************************

As the Titans slumbered peacefully, someone was watching from far, far away. The dark figure smiled once, and was gone.