UPDATED!! FINALLY!! I'm sorry I lied.......I still love you guys! You may beat me with sticks. ::Prepares for stick-beatings::. If any of you wish to bitch at me personally, you may IM me on AIM @ Archaon2594, or on MSN Messenger @ Archaon2594@aol.com. And I'm sorry this is so short. (No, I'm serious, go ahead and IM me. You know you want to. Please? I'm bored as fuck.)

I don't own the Teen Titans. Or Disneyland.

The group had almost fallen asleep again when Zacharias walked out of the bathroom. He had apparently torn the sleeves off of his turtleneck, and he had procured a cross necklace somewhere. He was wearing green shorts, and what appeared to be strips of leather wound their way up his arms from palm to elbow. He had tied back his hair into a loose ponytail, with a few thick strands escaping to fall over his right eye.

"Now, We may leave!" He proclaimed, striking a manly pose.

Robin blinked at him.

"Please, Zach, don't EVER do that again." He groaned, covering his eyes.

Zacharias humphed, and complained all the way down to the car about no one loving him. Starfire glared at her brother until he shut up. Even so, he still muttered a few choice words that I will not repeat here.

****************************DISNEYLAND (FINALLY)**********************************

Starfire marveled at the sheer size of Disneyland. Her brother nudged her in the ribs.

"Would you LOOK at this place! Isn't it great?!"

She smiled at him, and then grabbed the nearest Titan, who happened to be Robin, and bolted for the ticket booth.

***********************************************Sometime.......later*********************

Robin, Starfire, Beast Boy, and Raven were just tramping about Disneyland, havin a good time. Beast Boy had bought two of those little lighty-uppy swords, and was at the moment trying to coerce Raven into sword fighting with him. She was at the moment refusing in her usual stoic manner. Cyborg and Zacharias had disappeared some time ago, and everyone was having too much fun to care. Suddenly, Zacharias swooped down and hovered a few inches above the ground, grinning proudly.

"C'mon, guys! It's Matterhorn time!! Me and Cy have been saving places for yall."

Starfire blinked at her big brother. "Isn't that.........cheating?", she asked, puzzling at him.

"Ummmmm.......no?

This simple answer satisfied Star, and she and the rest of the Titans followed Zacharias to "THE GREATEST RIDE IN DISNEYLAND", as Zacharias put it. The Titans gaped in awe at the towering magnificence that is The Matterhorn, second only to Space Mountain. (A/N: WHICH IS CLOSED!!). The gang met up with Cyborg at the entrance to the ride, and they were confronted with a very large, very angry-looking fat woman, who smelt faintly of week-old fish.

"ARE YOU TWO TOGETHER??!!" She bellowed at Robin and Starfire, blasting them with her rancid fish breath.

(A/N: Now, for those of you who have never had the Privilege (YES, capital.) of riding the Matterhorn, lemme explain how the cars work. They are two-sectioned toboggans, which seat four people at their maximum. This means that in order for the car to be completely full, one person must sit on the other's lap. Hehehehe.....)

Zacharias chose this moment to pop his head in and confirm that yes, the two of them WERE together. And so the fish-woman lifted first Robin into the seat, and then she plopped Starfire down in his lap. This, naturally, made Robin rather........"uncomfortable", what with the fact that Starfire would not stop squirming. And with a horrific grinding noise, the ride started.

***************************A few minutes later****************************************

The ride came to a halt, with a rather frazzled-looking Robin being strangled by Starfire. And then The Matterhorn exploded. Chunks of plastic rock went flying as something tore it's way free of the attraction. And it was a something indeed, a terrible-looking something. It had no real physical body, well, not a constant one, at least. It was a nightmare mash of teeth, claws, tentacles, and clawed tentacles.

Zacharias turned white, and began to back away, muttering something in the strange, guttural tongue he had used to calm down Raven in the Tower.

"Titans, go!", Robin shouted, and the team sprang into action. Starfire blasted the creature, while Robin, Cyborg, and BB laid the beat-down on this freaky creature. Raven was whimpering, curled up in a little ball, her eyes darting from side to side. Some strange energy was keeping her powers in check. Soon, it became evident that the Titans were no match for this horrific creature, and that they were probably going to die.

Just then, the Matterhorn (or what was left of it.) exploded, again. But this time, a ball of white light was what rose from the smoking abyss. It floated over to the creature, and began pulsating at the creature. The nightmare slowly shrunk in size, until it shrank to nothing. The Titans, uncharacteristically less cautious than usual, celebrated.

"I wouldn't be so happy just yet, my little friends." A booming voice echoed through the air, as the ball of light settled to the ground. In a bright flash, it was gone, leaving a pale white figure standing before them. He, too, wore a trench coat, but this one was white. In fact, everything about him was white, even down to his pure white hair, cascading down his back, ending a little above his ankles.

"Hello, children. My name is Errith."

Raven screamed.