Chapter Dos
When the gang, Sephiroth included since I brought him up, went outside of the house, they saw the people of Costa Del Sol running around, screaming in terror.
Cid: 'The fuck-?!'
Barret: 'Looks like we ain't the only ones leaving town today.'
Aeris: 'Something hell's going on...'
Sephiroth: 'Up there.' *points toward to the sea*
Everybody looks up to where the ghoul is pointing and spots the Highwind flying around in wide circles at high speed with an enlarged Hades riding on top, who is throwing the contents of his cauldron at random directions, poisoning the sea and it's inhabitants.
Hades: 'I AM HADES, LORD OF THE UNDERWORLD, I WILL POLLUTE THIS SEA WITH THE POISONS OF THE DEAD BECAUSE THE AUTHOR TOLD ME TO!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cid: 'Shit!!!! That's our fuckin' ride!!!!
Cloud: 'Uh...Cid, who'd you left with the crew???'
Cid: 'Yuffie, why???...OH-MY-GODDAMN-SHIT!!!!!
Red XIII: 'Aw, you poor, simple-minded, fucker...'
Author: *suddenly appears* 'That's alright. Valentine'll take care of her.'
Vincent: *suddenly pops his head from his useless daydreaming* 'What?! Why me?!?!'
Author: ''Cause I sez so. Now turn to your flying freak thing, and get your ass up there!'
Vincent: 'But, you were the one who set him loose, so why don't you do it?!?!'
Author: *shouting in Tagalog* 'PUTANG INA MO, GAGO!!!!!! BASTA GAWIN MO NA LANG, TARANTADONG BADING!!!!!'
Everyone: *stares at the author because they have no clue of what he just said* '.........'
Author: *looks at Vincent* 'Want me to translate?'
Vincent: *immediately turns into Chaos and flys towards the Highwind* 'I'm gone!!'
Author: 'Now get your asses moving.'
Cid: '...But what about our ride?'
Author: 'Then you'll just have to rough it.'
Barret: 'But, we can't just walk all the way up north!!'
Author: 'Don't worry. Because of my godly power as the author, I placed a couple of Bronco replicas over at Rocket Town.'
Tifa: 'Can't you just zap 'em right here??'
Author: 'Because, you sexy heap of meat, that'll make it easier for you, which is no fun at all.'
Aeris: 'No fair!! That ghoul over there won't have a hard time!!!'
Sephi: 'Hehe...daz right!!'
The author snaps his fingers and Sephi materializes into solid flesh.
Sephi: 'The hell?! I'm alive?! Shit!!'
Author: 'Fair enough??'
Aeris: 'Yeah, that'll do.'
Sephi: 'Aw, man...'
Cloud: 'Hey, maybe you can make girls' clothes disappear!!'
Author: 'I'll do it in another chapter. I'm off!' *disappears*
Cloud: 'No!! Come back!! I want to see NOW!!! Sheesh, what a rip off!!'
The gang then moves on, with Sephi still sulking over his sudden reincarnation.
End of Chapter
Second chap done, more to go.
As for the translation to what I said earlier, forget it.
When the gang, Sephiroth included since I brought him up, went outside of the house, they saw the people of Costa Del Sol running around, screaming in terror.
Cid: 'The fuck-?!'
Barret: 'Looks like we ain't the only ones leaving town today.'
Aeris: 'Something hell's going on...'
Sephiroth: 'Up there.' *points toward to the sea*
Everybody looks up to where the ghoul is pointing and spots the Highwind flying around in wide circles at high speed with an enlarged Hades riding on top, who is throwing the contents of his cauldron at random directions, poisoning the sea and it's inhabitants.
Hades: 'I AM HADES, LORD OF THE UNDERWORLD, I WILL POLLUTE THIS SEA WITH THE POISONS OF THE DEAD BECAUSE THE AUTHOR TOLD ME TO!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cid: 'Shit!!!! That's our fuckin' ride!!!!
Cloud: 'Uh...Cid, who'd you left with the crew???'
Cid: 'Yuffie, why???...OH-MY-GODDAMN-SHIT!!!!!
Red XIII: 'Aw, you poor, simple-minded, fucker...'
Author: *suddenly appears* 'That's alright. Valentine'll take care of her.'
Vincent: *suddenly pops his head from his useless daydreaming* 'What?! Why me?!?!'
Author: ''Cause I sez so. Now turn to your flying freak thing, and get your ass up there!'
Vincent: 'But, you were the one who set him loose, so why don't you do it?!?!'
Author: *shouting in Tagalog* 'PUTANG INA MO, GAGO!!!!!! BASTA GAWIN MO NA LANG, TARANTADONG BADING!!!!!'
Everyone: *stares at the author because they have no clue of what he just said* '.........'
Author: *looks at Vincent* 'Want me to translate?'
Vincent: *immediately turns into Chaos and flys towards the Highwind* 'I'm gone!!'
Author: 'Now get your asses moving.'
Cid: '...But what about our ride?'
Author: 'Then you'll just have to rough it.'
Barret: 'But, we can't just walk all the way up north!!'
Author: 'Don't worry. Because of my godly power as the author, I placed a couple of Bronco replicas over at Rocket Town.'
Tifa: 'Can't you just zap 'em right here??'
Author: 'Because, you sexy heap of meat, that'll make it easier for you, which is no fun at all.'
Aeris: 'No fair!! That ghoul over there won't have a hard time!!!'
Sephi: 'Hehe...daz right!!'
The author snaps his fingers and Sephi materializes into solid flesh.
Sephi: 'The hell?! I'm alive?! Shit!!'
Author: 'Fair enough??'
Aeris: 'Yeah, that'll do.'
Sephi: 'Aw, man...'
Cloud: 'Hey, maybe you can make girls' clothes disappear!!'
Author: 'I'll do it in another chapter. I'm off!' *disappears*
Cloud: 'No!! Come back!! I want to see NOW!!! Sheesh, what a rip off!!'
The gang then moves on, with Sephi still sulking over his sudden reincarnation.
End of Chapter
Second chap done, more to go.
As for the translation to what I said earlier, forget it.