Ok, so I apologize for putting myself as an annoying godly author in the last chapter. But, I liked it, so there. Oh, yeah, maybe some of you(who even bothers to read this fic), might think that I hate Vincent for what I did to him...well, no, I don't. He kicks ass, but I don't know how to make him comedic...so there.

Chapter Tres

When we left the gang, they were headed to Rocket Town by land, with Sephi still pissed off because he was given life. Well, here they are on the road to North Corel, their first stop.

Sephi: *mumbling and cursing to himself* 'Given life just so I can walk with these fuckers. Just to get a measly pack of sticks. And, and, and waitaminute! I'm Sephiroth, the super cool bad guy with a big-ass sword and freaky world-destruction magic!!!

Red XIII: 'You really aren't going to shut up??'

Sephi: 'I don't need to walk!!!' *begins to levitate*

Aeris: 'Hey, look!!' *points to Sephi* 'He can fly!!'

Everybody: *looks at Sephi who is now five feet from the ground*

Cloud: 'He can fly??'

Tifa: 'He can fly!!'

Cid: 'He can fly!!'

Barret: 'He can fly!!!'

Sephi: 'I can fly!!!!' *flies to the sky* 'Whee!!! So long, fuckers!!!'

As the gang watch the bad guy fly into the mountains surrounding North Corel, they hear a loud sound which resembles a person snapping his fingers.

Sephi: 'I can-' *he begins to quickly lose altitude* 'The hell...Oh, Mom, help me-'

The others watch him drop like a rock into the old Mako Reactor several miles away.

Cloud: 'The author?'

Red XIII: 'Most probably.'

Cid: 'Serves him right for trying to be Peter Pan. Let's move it!!'

And so, everybody proceeds to leave the mountains and heads toward North Corel, picking up Sephi by the way.

End of Chapter

Quite short this time, but who cares!!! I'm not feeling hyper today...