Shego awoke when she felt her skin crawling, literally! (Note: reference to a sketch Nicole Sullivan did on MAD tv) She looked down to find a scorpion on leg. Shego quickly jumped up and began to run in hopes to knock the creature off of her body. When she was about to run, she tripped over Kim and fell flat on her face. Kim jumped up in surprise, Shego was still screaming.
"GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" Shego panicked
"What?! What is it?!" Kim pushed Shego off of her.
Shego got up and began to run, running her hands up and down her body to make sure the scorpion was gone. Kim stood up and watched Shego dance around.
"And I thought Ron was weird..." Kim snickered to herself.
Kim noticed something on her shoulder, she became aware of a scorpion crawling around on her person. Kim soon was out dancing with Shego, trying to get rid of the animal. When the two were out of energy they stopped and looked at themselves.
"Is it off?" Shego asked while turning her back to Kim.
"Yeah. Is it off of me?"
"Yeah." Shego answered.
The two looked at one another and both began to laugh hysterically.
"That was so funny when you realized the scorpion was on you" Shego said while still laughing.
"Yeah, I have never seen you dance like that" Kim chuckled
Soon after the laughter died down, the two women looked at one another.
"Did we just have a warm and fuzzy moment?" Shego questioned.
"Yeah..." Kim's voice trailed off
"Well, I didn't like it." Shego continued.
"Right back at ya" Kim rubbed the smile from her face.
Meanwhile...
Ron was trying to call Wade from a phone booth.
"We're sorry, but the number cannot be completed as dialed, please hang up and try again."
"Stupid answering machine operator!" Ron yelled into the phone
"Hey! Did you ever think that you could hurt a machine's feelings by saying that?" the operator snapped back.
Shocked, Ron began to apologize "Sorry, I didn't kn-"
"We're sorry, but the number cannot be completed as dialed, please hang up and try again."
Ron began hitting the phone against the receiver.
Getting back to Shego and Kim...
Shego was sitting by a fire she had made from various things found in the desert.
"Who knew that cacti could burn so well." Kim said.
"Yeah, but it looks like our scorpion friend met his doom" Shego stared into the fire smiling.
"You didn't...throw-"
"Nah, I couldn't catch the sucker." Shego poked the fire "But a hawk did"
Kim shook her head. The wind began to pick up a little, blowing Kim's hair around. Kim reached in her pocket and grabbed a hair tie. She pulled back her hair into a pony tail. Unfortunately Shego did not have a hair tie, and by this time her hair had become messy.
"You look good like that" Kim laughed. "You've got the whole bad chick look going now!"
Angered by Kim's laughing, Shego pounced on Kim pinning her to the ground.
"Since Drakken cannot seem to finish you off, I will" Shego ignited her hands.
Kim managed to free one of her hands and rammed her palm into Shego's nose. Shego fell back.
"Ow! Did you have to go for the nose? Aw, I think you might have broken it!" Shego screamed.
" Well that is what you get for trying to kill me" Kim explained.
Shego pulled her hands away from her face, tears were streaming down her cheeks. "Does it look broken?"
Kim sat back "No, I didn't hit you hard enough to break your nose"
Shego began to feel her nose, making sure it wasn't swollen. Then she stood and walked away from the fire.
Kim looked at her puzzled, "where are you going?" she yelled.
When Shego didn't answer, Kim stood and began to follow her. Shego stopped when she realized Kim was following her, Kim continued to walk towards Shego. When Kim was just a couple feet from Shego, Shego turned and began attacking. Kim began to fight back, trying not to get hurt she flipped backwards and ran towards the fire.
"What are you doing?"
"Do you really think that a punch in the face was going to stop me from killing you? Those acting lessons in high school really paid off." Shego lit up her hands again, attacking Kim with all she had.
"You used to act in high school?" Kim continued to dodge Shego's punches.
"Could you focus Kimmy?" Shego kicked Kim in the stomach. "I hate it when my opponent doesn't try"
Kim stumbled backwards. "Well try and catch me" She began to run away from Shego, knowing she would tire out. Shego chased after her.
We find Ron still fighting with the phone....
Ron was now sweet-talking the phone "How about you and me go out for a little dinner, maybe a movie and some-"
"We're sorry, but the number cannot be completed as dialed, please hang up and try again."
"Fine! I never liked you anyway!" Ron hung up. He leaned against the side of the booth, looking at his pet. Ron sighed. Rufus looked at Ron and sighed too.
"Looks like we have to go out into the desert without Wade's help"
Just then the phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Ron! It's Wade-"
"Oh Wade, you have no idea how long I have been trying to reach you!" Ron said in excitement.
"Calm down. It seems the Kimmunicator has been destroyed, so I cannot find Kim. I wish I had micro chipped her too." Wade began to type on his computer.
"Yeah...wait, micro chip? Who else did you micro chip? Was it me?" Ron began patting his body down
"uhh, nevermind. I'll set you up with a ride into the desert to find her."
"One problem, Shego is out there too...I may need back up." Ron stroked his chin
"No got, you'll have to face her with Kim...like every other mission."
"Oh yeah..." Ron remembered. "You don't think that Shego has hurt Kim, do you?"
"Let's hope not. But if Shego doesn't get to her, than Mother Nature will. That is why we need to find her quickly. A person can only go so long without water." Wade explained. "Well your ride should be there shortly"
With a quick good bye Ron hung up, and waited outside of the booth.
Back in the desert...
The sun was beginning to set, Kim and Shego had both tired out and were laying on the ground panting.
'Maybe running wasn't such a good idea' Kim thought.
'Maybe that wasn't a good idea to chase after her' Shego thought.
"Why did you have to run away from the tracks?" Shego huffed.
"I didn't know you were going to chase me that long"
"What? Do I look 80 or something? Last I checked I wasn't much older than you." Shego pushed herself up. "We need to find shade, or we'll cook"
Kim nodded and stood. Soon the two women began walking, hoping to find shade.
To be continued...Sorry for the long wait, but things have not been going so well on my end. I have been too depressed to write. Sorry again.
"GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" Shego panicked
"What?! What is it?!" Kim pushed Shego off of her.
Shego got up and began to run, running her hands up and down her body to make sure the scorpion was gone. Kim stood up and watched Shego dance around.
"And I thought Ron was weird..." Kim snickered to herself.
Kim noticed something on her shoulder, she became aware of a scorpion crawling around on her person. Kim soon was out dancing with Shego, trying to get rid of the animal. When the two were out of energy they stopped and looked at themselves.
"Is it off?" Shego asked while turning her back to Kim.
"Yeah. Is it off of me?"
"Yeah." Shego answered.
The two looked at one another and both began to laugh hysterically.
"That was so funny when you realized the scorpion was on you" Shego said while still laughing.
"Yeah, I have never seen you dance like that" Kim chuckled
Soon after the laughter died down, the two women looked at one another.
"Did we just have a warm and fuzzy moment?" Shego questioned.
"Yeah..." Kim's voice trailed off
"Well, I didn't like it." Shego continued.
"Right back at ya" Kim rubbed the smile from her face.
Meanwhile...
Ron was trying to call Wade from a phone booth.
"We're sorry, but the number cannot be completed as dialed, please hang up and try again."
"Stupid answering machine operator!" Ron yelled into the phone
"Hey! Did you ever think that you could hurt a machine's feelings by saying that?" the operator snapped back.
Shocked, Ron began to apologize "Sorry, I didn't kn-"
"We're sorry, but the number cannot be completed as dialed, please hang up and try again."
Ron began hitting the phone against the receiver.
Getting back to Shego and Kim...
Shego was sitting by a fire she had made from various things found in the desert.
"Who knew that cacti could burn so well." Kim said.
"Yeah, but it looks like our scorpion friend met his doom" Shego stared into the fire smiling.
"You didn't...throw-"
"Nah, I couldn't catch the sucker." Shego poked the fire "But a hawk did"
Kim shook her head. The wind began to pick up a little, blowing Kim's hair around. Kim reached in her pocket and grabbed a hair tie. She pulled back her hair into a pony tail. Unfortunately Shego did not have a hair tie, and by this time her hair had become messy.
"You look good like that" Kim laughed. "You've got the whole bad chick look going now!"
Angered by Kim's laughing, Shego pounced on Kim pinning her to the ground.
"Since Drakken cannot seem to finish you off, I will" Shego ignited her hands.
Kim managed to free one of her hands and rammed her palm into Shego's nose. Shego fell back.
"Ow! Did you have to go for the nose? Aw, I think you might have broken it!" Shego screamed.
" Well that is what you get for trying to kill me" Kim explained.
Shego pulled her hands away from her face, tears were streaming down her cheeks. "Does it look broken?"
Kim sat back "No, I didn't hit you hard enough to break your nose"
Shego began to feel her nose, making sure it wasn't swollen. Then she stood and walked away from the fire.
Kim looked at her puzzled, "where are you going?" she yelled.
When Shego didn't answer, Kim stood and began to follow her. Shego stopped when she realized Kim was following her, Kim continued to walk towards Shego. When Kim was just a couple feet from Shego, Shego turned and began attacking. Kim began to fight back, trying not to get hurt she flipped backwards and ran towards the fire.
"What are you doing?"
"Do you really think that a punch in the face was going to stop me from killing you? Those acting lessons in high school really paid off." Shego lit up her hands again, attacking Kim with all she had.
"You used to act in high school?" Kim continued to dodge Shego's punches.
"Could you focus Kimmy?" Shego kicked Kim in the stomach. "I hate it when my opponent doesn't try"
Kim stumbled backwards. "Well try and catch me" She began to run away from Shego, knowing she would tire out. Shego chased after her.
We find Ron still fighting with the phone....
Ron was now sweet-talking the phone "How about you and me go out for a little dinner, maybe a movie and some-"
"We're sorry, but the number cannot be completed as dialed, please hang up and try again."
"Fine! I never liked you anyway!" Ron hung up. He leaned against the side of the booth, looking at his pet. Ron sighed. Rufus looked at Ron and sighed too.
"Looks like we have to go out into the desert without Wade's help"
Just then the phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Ron! It's Wade-"
"Oh Wade, you have no idea how long I have been trying to reach you!" Ron said in excitement.
"Calm down. It seems the Kimmunicator has been destroyed, so I cannot find Kim. I wish I had micro chipped her too." Wade began to type on his computer.
"Yeah...wait, micro chip? Who else did you micro chip? Was it me?" Ron began patting his body down
"uhh, nevermind. I'll set you up with a ride into the desert to find her."
"One problem, Shego is out there too...I may need back up." Ron stroked his chin
"No got, you'll have to face her with Kim...like every other mission."
"Oh yeah..." Ron remembered. "You don't think that Shego has hurt Kim, do you?"
"Let's hope not. But if Shego doesn't get to her, than Mother Nature will. That is why we need to find her quickly. A person can only go so long without water." Wade explained. "Well your ride should be there shortly"
With a quick good bye Ron hung up, and waited outside of the booth.
Back in the desert...
The sun was beginning to set, Kim and Shego had both tired out and were laying on the ground panting.
'Maybe running wasn't such a good idea' Kim thought.
'Maybe that wasn't a good idea to chase after her' Shego thought.
"Why did you have to run away from the tracks?" Shego huffed.
"I didn't know you were going to chase me that long"
"What? Do I look 80 or something? Last I checked I wasn't much older than you." Shego pushed herself up. "We need to find shade, or we'll cook"
Kim nodded and stood. Soon the two women began walking, hoping to find shade.
To be continued...Sorry for the long wait, but things have not been going so well on my end. I have been too depressed to write. Sorry again.