HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I'm back, and thankies for the reviews, y'all! I
have decided to use an original character kindly sent to me by one Shiro
Ryu(fanfare)!!! Suki is a petite half-human-half-storm demon with
startlingly, nay, shockingly blue eyes, black hair, a love of children, and
a kind of general distrust of men based on the fact that guys can be (I
agree) ignorant, forgetful morons, and utter nincompoops to boot. But thank
you for this wonderful original character!!!!! This was not the only
character sent to me, and I ended up flipping a coin, actually^__^;;; Luck
of the draw, my friends, and thanks for Suki, Shiro Ryu!
Mak: You had an excellent character, I really did have to flip a coin, dude! Either way, I would have regretted my decision, but thanks so much for sending me your OC, I'm flattered by how much you guys help hopeless authors like me out!
Flower Petals: thank you for the compliments, and I agree with your thoughts on the baby's bad taste, but poor Hiei found him, and the little dragon demon seems to be unintentionally thawing Hiei's heart. Not that it'll show 'til Suki comes 'round!!!
Darkfox: I'm glad you like it, and I'll try to get out more chapters based on the number of reviews I get, so encourage all your friends to REVIEW!!!!!
Fox Moonshadow: YOU GOT IT!! After all, that idea was a standing joke with my mangafreak friends and I, the thought is chilling. Never fear, Botan won't get our fave fire demon, I'm not that dumb! Great minds think alike, I guess^_______^!
Now, a word from our cast to you: Hiei- Hn. Review. Wait, what's this about me and.oh shit; Botan- Hiei, be nice. Thank you, I hope you like my parts!^__^; Kurama: I hope you enjoy the rest of the story as well; Yusuke: Yeah, yeah, thanks. Now, do you have any tips on little kids?! Keiko: Yusuke, I'm not sure I can trust you! Oh, and I hope I wasn't too rough on you in this chapter, baby-losing BAKA!!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't.whassup, Hiei? Hiei: You're not going to do what I think you are, are you? ME: Right you are, my spike-haired friend. Hiei: damn you. ME: Get used to it. Remember, MY AUTHOR POWERS ARE LIMITLESS!!!!(lightning cracks, thunder rolls, Hiei stares.) Hiei:.damn. -_-* ME: Anyway, I don't own anything except the baby, and I have been granted temporary ownership of Suki, who will make her appearance in Chapter four!!
Kurama was coaching Kuwabara as the panting teen ran laps through a tricky course the demon had laid out for him. He's not as bad as I thought he was, but he needs all the help he can get, the demon thought, watching Kuwabara jump a large log with effort. They both stopped when they heard Yusuke's scream.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! KEIKO'S GONNA KILL ME!!!!" They wasted no time in racing back to find Yusuke rooted to his spot at the entrance to the girls' tent, his face a deathly white, a couple of magazines strewn on the ground near his feet.
"U-Urameshi?" asked Kuwabara, tapping the spirit detective's shoulder tentatively. That shook Yusuke out of his terrified trance and he wheeled around, grabbing the two by their collars and lifting them slightly.
"Where the hell's the damn baby, we gotta find him or Keiko's gonna kill me for sure!! Help me look!" He let them go and frantically searched the tent, tossing clothes and bed sheets aside without a second thought. Five seconds later he ran out of the tent, yelling "He's OUTSIDE!?!?! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!OHMIGODOHMIGODHE'S NOT IN THE TEEEEENNNNNNNT!!!!!"
Kurama decided to help, searching the underbrush thoroughly while Kuwabara poked his nose behind bushes and trees, calling "Heeeere, kiddie kiddie kiddie! Here boy!" and occasionally whistling, like he was calling a dog. The three spent a good four hours this way, growing more worried, confused, or frantic/terrified as the light waned.
"We're back, guys! Did you have a good time?" called Botan as she, Yukina, and Keiko walked back to the campsite, laden with pink bags full of baby things. Yusuke saw Keiko's cheerful smile and fainted with a last "Oh crap.", falling out of the bushes he'd been rooting through. Kurama stepped out of a cluster of saplings with a grim face and Kuwabara poked his head out from another bush, saying "Uhh, Yusuke? Oh, nevermind," and ducking down again, upturning stones in search of the baby.
"So where's our little friend?" asked Keiko cheerfully, stopping at Kurama's expression. "We.that is.ummmm.you should wake up Yusuke and ask him." Keiko dropped her bags and marched over to the prone, pale spirit detective, shaking him awake as Kurama looked on with pity. In a voice of cold steel, she asked "Where is the baby, Yusuke?"
Yusuke gulped, looked to Kurama and Kuwabara, who wouldn't meet his eyes, and back at Keiko's frighteningly calm face. "Errrrrr.geh heh heh.Keiko, promise you won't-"
"WHERE?" she roared, shaking him violently by the shoulders. "I.d-d-d-don't know.?" he stammered
Just when it seemed that Yusuke was about to lose his head, everyone heard the thin, wailing cry of a tired, crabby baby from somewhere in the trees. "What's he doing in a tree??!!" yelped Botan, staring wildly into the leafy branches so high above.
".what the.?" they heard Hiei say. The next moment, the short fire demon jumped out of the trees, walked over to Yusuke, and handed him the cranky demon baby, saying "Baka, you weren't supposed to let him get away. Stupid ningens." That done, he returned to the tree.
"So that's where you went, huh? I guess you like Hiei. Not a smart choice, but it's your decision!" said Botan, leaning over and laughing at the yawning demon-child. Yusuke wordlessly handed the baby to Keiko, then went back to the tent and lay down to recover from her fury. Meanwhile, Keiko got the baby into a diaper and a little white shirt (cutting holes for the wings and tail) and put him back in the tent, where he fell asleep again.
That evening, everyone was sitting around a fire eating anything from salad to bbq to buffalo wings to hamburgers. The baby, of course, was being fed mashed beets (the smell was awful to Kurama and Hiei, who sat across the fire) by Yukina, who had discovered she was good at making the silver- winged baby sit still, though eating was a bit harder. Keiko was apologizing to Yusuke(who was still mad and ignored her), Hiei was throwing in dry comments about what a moron the spirit detective was for letting the baby get up a tree(and secretly hoping Botan's guess was wrong), Kuwabara was eating as cleanly as possible to impress Yukina(not working), and Botan was making the baby laugh so that Yukina could trick it into eating another spoonful.
"You know, guys, we should probably name him. We might be stuck with him for a while," said Botan as she distracted the baby with yet another stupid face.
"I guess you're right, Botan, we can't just call him 'the baby'," Keiko agreed. She took over for Botan so the poor girl could eat instead of make faces, poking the little nose until the baby laughed and another spoonful was put in.
"But what?" asked Yukina, looking up for a moment before rearranging her hold on the squirming child. She was always doing this because of his little tail getting in the way, and she was afraid she might hurt it.
Kuwabara leaned over and poked his belly playfully a few times, laughing his dumb laugh and saying "He's kinda funny." The baby gurgled happily and was promptly fed another spoonful, spitting half onto Kuwabara.
Botan shook her head as Kuwabara straightened back up, still guffawing, and said "Well I think he's a little cutie, let's call him Kawai(AN I spelled kawaii wrong to make it a name)."
Keiko and Yukina agreed, and the baby dragon-demon boy was named Kawai. Not realizing that his new name roughly meant "cutie", Kawai gurgled happily, burped, and fell asleep. Yukina carried him quietly back to the tent and tucked him into the little sheet-nest they had made earlier, then tiptoed back out and joined the group again. "Fast asleep, so we shouldn't be too noisy," she warned.
The evening turned to night, and they decided to sleep out under the stars, since the sky was clear and the stars were bright, and Kuwabara set up incense thingies to keep the bugs out. They dragged out their sleeping bags, Keiko got the baby from the tent, and they settled down. Hiei went to a low branch nearby, Yukina (after being taught how to work a sleeping bag) spread it out on a patch of soft grass under the same branch. Botan laid hers out near the foot of Yukina's, getting her a great view of the skyscape. Kurama slept near the fire, and Kuwabara snoozed opposite of Kurama, his back heated by the dancing flames. He had tried valiantly to set up by Yukina, but Hiei "persuaded" him to go away. NOW. Yusuke and Keiko set theirs out beside each other, Keiko laying down the baby between them.
Yusuke climbed into his sleeping bag, pausing when Keiko asked "Yusuke?"
"Yeah? Something wrong with the kid?" he said sleepily, settling onto his side. His eyes widened as Keiko kissed his cheek.
"Thanks." Yusuke lay there, face crimson, a hand on his cheek, for a while. Finally, he managed to stutter "Y-y-you're welcome, Keiko.g'night." "Good night, Yusuke."
A few hours later, Hiei woke with a start, looking around to find what had roused him. Everyone was asleep, but his keen eye noticed that the blanket nest was empty, Keiko's limp arm around it. Then he realized a small something was on his stomach, and he looked down, seeing Kawai asleep there, wrapped up in a dirty blanket that he had dragged across the ground with him. Hiei was about to put him back when the baby looked up at him sleepily and yawned, the canines of his teeth unnaturally large, though still soft and rounded. Then the little head drifted down again to rest, a small hand squeezing a clump of the fire demon's black vest. Hiei stared at the small form, sighed, and went back to sleep, a half-smile managing to get on his face.
Well, that's all for chappie three. Next, Hiei is introduced to the only woman who can match his personality, "baka" for "baka". Anyhoo, I hope my loyal fans will recruit more to review, with suggestions about the only match left, Kurama and Botan. IF Hiei lets me, I'll go ahead and try to let Kuwabara tell Yukina his feelings, I'll talk it over with yukina to see how she feels, we'll figure it out. Kuwabara: YEEEEHAAAAAAA!!! I GET TO TELL MY LITTLE LOVE MUFFIN ABOUT MY TRUE FEELINGS FOR HER(hearts radiating from him.)!!!!!
Hiei: Like hell you will, pathetic ningen. An oaf like you will never get Yukina!
Kurama: You're enjoying this, aren't you?
ME:Of course(dodges flames from Hiei. Kuwabara screams like a little girl.) Might as well enjoy the show. Want some popcorn?
Kurama: thank you. *munch*
ME: *munch* No prob.
Hiei: You're MINE!
Kuwabara: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mak: You had an excellent character, I really did have to flip a coin, dude! Either way, I would have regretted my decision, but thanks so much for sending me your OC, I'm flattered by how much you guys help hopeless authors like me out!
Flower Petals: thank you for the compliments, and I agree with your thoughts on the baby's bad taste, but poor Hiei found him, and the little dragon demon seems to be unintentionally thawing Hiei's heart. Not that it'll show 'til Suki comes 'round!!!
Darkfox: I'm glad you like it, and I'll try to get out more chapters based on the number of reviews I get, so encourage all your friends to REVIEW!!!!!
Fox Moonshadow: YOU GOT IT!! After all, that idea was a standing joke with my mangafreak friends and I, the thought is chilling. Never fear, Botan won't get our fave fire demon, I'm not that dumb! Great minds think alike, I guess^_______^!
Now, a word from our cast to you: Hiei- Hn. Review. Wait, what's this about me and.oh shit; Botan- Hiei, be nice. Thank you, I hope you like my parts!^__^; Kurama: I hope you enjoy the rest of the story as well; Yusuke: Yeah, yeah, thanks. Now, do you have any tips on little kids?! Keiko: Yusuke, I'm not sure I can trust you! Oh, and I hope I wasn't too rough on you in this chapter, baby-losing BAKA!!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't.whassup, Hiei? Hiei: You're not going to do what I think you are, are you? ME: Right you are, my spike-haired friend. Hiei: damn you. ME: Get used to it. Remember, MY AUTHOR POWERS ARE LIMITLESS!!!!(lightning cracks, thunder rolls, Hiei stares.) Hiei:.damn. -_-* ME: Anyway, I don't own anything except the baby, and I have been granted temporary ownership of Suki, who will make her appearance in Chapter four!!
Kurama was coaching Kuwabara as the panting teen ran laps through a tricky course the demon had laid out for him. He's not as bad as I thought he was, but he needs all the help he can get, the demon thought, watching Kuwabara jump a large log with effort. They both stopped when they heard Yusuke's scream.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! KEIKO'S GONNA KILL ME!!!!" They wasted no time in racing back to find Yusuke rooted to his spot at the entrance to the girls' tent, his face a deathly white, a couple of magazines strewn on the ground near his feet.
"U-Urameshi?" asked Kuwabara, tapping the spirit detective's shoulder tentatively. That shook Yusuke out of his terrified trance and he wheeled around, grabbing the two by their collars and lifting them slightly.
"Where the hell's the damn baby, we gotta find him or Keiko's gonna kill me for sure!! Help me look!" He let them go and frantically searched the tent, tossing clothes and bed sheets aside without a second thought. Five seconds later he ran out of the tent, yelling "He's OUTSIDE!?!?! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!OHMIGODOHMIGODHE'S NOT IN THE TEEEEENNNNNNNT!!!!!"
Kurama decided to help, searching the underbrush thoroughly while Kuwabara poked his nose behind bushes and trees, calling "Heeeere, kiddie kiddie kiddie! Here boy!" and occasionally whistling, like he was calling a dog. The three spent a good four hours this way, growing more worried, confused, or frantic/terrified as the light waned.
"We're back, guys! Did you have a good time?" called Botan as she, Yukina, and Keiko walked back to the campsite, laden with pink bags full of baby things. Yusuke saw Keiko's cheerful smile and fainted with a last "Oh crap.", falling out of the bushes he'd been rooting through. Kurama stepped out of a cluster of saplings with a grim face and Kuwabara poked his head out from another bush, saying "Uhh, Yusuke? Oh, nevermind," and ducking down again, upturning stones in search of the baby.
"So where's our little friend?" asked Keiko cheerfully, stopping at Kurama's expression. "We.that is.ummmm.you should wake up Yusuke and ask him." Keiko dropped her bags and marched over to the prone, pale spirit detective, shaking him awake as Kurama looked on with pity. In a voice of cold steel, she asked "Where is the baby, Yusuke?"
Yusuke gulped, looked to Kurama and Kuwabara, who wouldn't meet his eyes, and back at Keiko's frighteningly calm face. "Errrrrr.geh heh heh.Keiko, promise you won't-"
"WHERE?" she roared, shaking him violently by the shoulders. "I.d-d-d-don't know.?" he stammered
Just when it seemed that Yusuke was about to lose his head, everyone heard the thin, wailing cry of a tired, crabby baby from somewhere in the trees. "What's he doing in a tree??!!" yelped Botan, staring wildly into the leafy branches so high above.
".what the.?" they heard Hiei say. The next moment, the short fire demon jumped out of the trees, walked over to Yusuke, and handed him the cranky demon baby, saying "Baka, you weren't supposed to let him get away. Stupid ningens." That done, he returned to the tree.
"So that's where you went, huh? I guess you like Hiei. Not a smart choice, but it's your decision!" said Botan, leaning over and laughing at the yawning demon-child. Yusuke wordlessly handed the baby to Keiko, then went back to the tent and lay down to recover from her fury. Meanwhile, Keiko got the baby into a diaper and a little white shirt (cutting holes for the wings and tail) and put him back in the tent, where he fell asleep again.
That evening, everyone was sitting around a fire eating anything from salad to bbq to buffalo wings to hamburgers. The baby, of course, was being fed mashed beets (the smell was awful to Kurama and Hiei, who sat across the fire) by Yukina, who had discovered she was good at making the silver- winged baby sit still, though eating was a bit harder. Keiko was apologizing to Yusuke(who was still mad and ignored her), Hiei was throwing in dry comments about what a moron the spirit detective was for letting the baby get up a tree(and secretly hoping Botan's guess was wrong), Kuwabara was eating as cleanly as possible to impress Yukina(not working), and Botan was making the baby laugh so that Yukina could trick it into eating another spoonful.
"You know, guys, we should probably name him. We might be stuck with him for a while," said Botan as she distracted the baby with yet another stupid face.
"I guess you're right, Botan, we can't just call him 'the baby'," Keiko agreed. She took over for Botan so the poor girl could eat instead of make faces, poking the little nose until the baby laughed and another spoonful was put in.
"But what?" asked Yukina, looking up for a moment before rearranging her hold on the squirming child. She was always doing this because of his little tail getting in the way, and she was afraid she might hurt it.
Kuwabara leaned over and poked his belly playfully a few times, laughing his dumb laugh and saying "He's kinda funny." The baby gurgled happily and was promptly fed another spoonful, spitting half onto Kuwabara.
Botan shook her head as Kuwabara straightened back up, still guffawing, and said "Well I think he's a little cutie, let's call him Kawai(AN I spelled kawaii wrong to make it a name)."
Keiko and Yukina agreed, and the baby dragon-demon boy was named Kawai. Not realizing that his new name roughly meant "cutie", Kawai gurgled happily, burped, and fell asleep. Yukina carried him quietly back to the tent and tucked him into the little sheet-nest they had made earlier, then tiptoed back out and joined the group again. "Fast asleep, so we shouldn't be too noisy," she warned.
The evening turned to night, and they decided to sleep out under the stars, since the sky was clear and the stars were bright, and Kuwabara set up incense thingies to keep the bugs out. They dragged out their sleeping bags, Keiko got the baby from the tent, and they settled down. Hiei went to a low branch nearby, Yukina (after being taught how to work a sleeping bag) spread it out on a patch of soft grass under the same branch. Botan laid hers out near the foot of Yukina's, getting her a great view of the skyscape. Kurama slept near the fire, and Kuwabara snoozed opposite of Kurama, his back heated by the dancing flames. He had tried valiantly to set up by Yukina, but Hiei "persuaded" him to go away. NOW. Yusuke and Keiko set theirs out beside each other, Keiko laying down the baby between them.
Yusuke climbed into his sleeping bag, pausing when Keiko asked "Yusuke?"
"Yeah? Something wrong with the kid?" he said sleepily, settling onto his side. His eyes widened as Keiko kissed his cheek.
"Thanks." Yusuke lay there, face crimson, a hand on his cheek, for a while. Finally, he managed to stutter "Y-y-you're welcome, Keiko.g'night." "Good night, Yusuke."
A few hours later, Hiei woke with a start, looking around to find what had roused him. Everyone was asleep, but his keen eye noticed that the blanket nest was empty, Keiko's limp arm around it. Then he realized a small something was on his stomach, and he looked down, seeing Kawai asleep there, wrapped up in a dirty blanket that he had dragged across the ground with him. Hiei was about to put him back when the baby looked up at him sleepily and yawned, the canines of his teeth unnaturally large, though still soft and rounded. Then the little head drifted down again to rest, a small hand squeezing a clump of the fire demon's black vest. Hiei stared at the small form, sighed, and went back to sleep, a half-smile managing to get on his face.
Well, that's all for chappie three. Next, Hiei is introduced to the only woman who can match his personality, "baka" for "baka". Anyhoo, I hope my loyal fans will recruit more to review, with suggestions about the only match left, Kurama and Botan. IF Hiei lets me, I'll go ahead and try to let Kuwabara tell Yukina his feelings, I'll talk it over with yukina to see how she feels, we'll figure it out. Kuwabara: YEEEEHAAAAAAA!!! I GET TO TELL MY LITTLE LOVE MUFFIN ABOUT MY TRUE FEELINGS FOR HER(hearts radiating from him.)!!!!!
Hiei: Like hell you will, pathetic ningen. An oaf like you will never get Yukina!
Kurama: You're enjoying this, aren't you?
ME:Of course(dodges flames from Hiei. Kuwabara screams like a little girl.) Might as well enjoy the show. Want some popcorn?
Kurama: thank you. *munch*
ME: *munch* No prob.
Hiei: You're MINE!
Kuwabara: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!