Feline Appeal

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A/N This is my first attempt at a humor fic so if it dusn't make sense, plz forgive me!! Flames r accepted but only if they r helpful. I noe Kai is acting a bit OOC but then he is a cat... Also, this is not a yuri between Tyson and Kai. Nor is it a yaoi either. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kai yawned and stretched. Something did not feel right. He tried to

stand up, but fell down on all fours instead. ALL FOURS?! Kai looked at his

hands. Well, used to be hands anyways, instead, there were now paws.

PAWS?! He felt a long thing on his butt and looked back. A TAIL?! WHAT

WAS HE?? He was still wearing his long scarf, but now, it seemed huge to

him. Wait a minute, why did the bed seem so enormous all of a sudden?

Looking over at Rei, Kai saw him sleeping soundly. His gaze travelled

around the room and stopped at the mirror.

What he saw made his blood run cold. He saw a short- haired black

cat with crimson eyes and a long tail.

He gave a high-pitched meow. He jumped onto his bed and crawled

underneath the covers.

Rei's eyes flew open when he heard the meow. Was it just him or was

there a cat in the room? He looked at his digital clock, 7:30 am. Kai was

nowhere to be seen.

A movement under the covers of Kai's bed caught Rei's eyes. He

could've sworn he saw something move. There was a lump there and Rei

went over to investigate.

Hesitantly, he pulled back the blanket. There lay a black cat with

Kai's scarf on. Rei giggled and looked perplexed. How the heck did a black

cat get into the room wearing a scarf just like Kai's??

"This doesn't belong to you," Rei removed the scarf from Kai's neck.

Although Kai loved his scarf dearly, he didn't like it when he was a cat. It

was really heavy and it weighed him down.

He patted the cat on the head and stroked its fur. Kai looked up

mournfully at Rei. He couldn't talk so how could he tell him that he was Kai??

He mewed pitifully. Rei looked at the cat with sympathy.

"What am I going to do with you?" he scratched behind Kai's ears.

Kai purred at this. He couldn't help it; he did it automatically.

Besides, it did feel good. He jumped onto Rei's lap and rubbed his head on

Rei's chest. Rei blushed a little but continued stroking Kai's fur. He knew he

couldn't keep it so he carried Kai in his arms like a baby, and opened the

door. Kai sensed what was coming and tried desperately to get out of Rei's

grasp.

"Meeeeeeeooooooooow!!"

Rei was too quick, however, and threw him out the door. Kai mewed

piteously and scratched the door. Rei, since he himself was sort of a cat,

couldn't help but feel sorry for the feline and decided to let him back in.

He opened the door and Kai sprang upon him. He swiftly got up and

carried him inside. Wondering where the heck Kai was, he deposited Kai on

his bed.

Rei started to change. He took of his shirt revealing his chest. Kai

saw this and mentally blushed. Next, he took of his pants and was left only

iin his boxers. Kai couldn't help, but stare. Rei was really good looking!!

His sexy chest, his long raven black hair, his fangs and the fact that he was

sort of a cat appealed to Kai. He purred and rubbed his body against Rei's

legs.

Rei donned on his usual Chinese outfit and brushed his silky hair.

Quickly clasping it back into the ponytail holder, he pulled out a bottle of

styling spray and sprayed in over his bangs and hair.

Kai seemed to be having an allergic reaction to the spray as he kept

sneezing. Rei saw this and placed him on the bed away from the desk that

he was fixing his hair on.

After spraying his hair, he was about to leave. Kai seeing this,

jumped after him and bit his ankle softly. Rei turned around looking

confused. Kai grabbed his pants with his teeth and pulled him in the

direction of the desk.

Rei followed him; Kai jumped onto the desk and grasped the pen with

his mouth. Rei, thinking that he was going to eat it, tried to pull the pen out

of his mouth. He succeeded but it only earned him a hiss and a scratch on

the back of his hand. Kai jumped down on the floor, retrieved the pen, and

leaped back onto the table.

He tilted his head so that the tip of the pen made contact with the

paper. He awkwardly tried to write a "K" followed by an "A" and an "I".

Rei looked closely at the scribble.

"K- A- I. Kai? Wow, you are one smart cat! How did you know how to

spell my captain's name?" Rei asked Kai densely.

Kai groaned inwardly. How could Rei be so clueless!! He tried to

draw a cat underneath it.

Rei looked at it closely,

"Awww, what a cute pig!! I should show you off or something! Although

you are a black cat, what if you are bad luck? Oh well." (so dense)

Kai looked helplessly at Rei. He started to bang his furry head against

the wall. Rei studied the sleek black feline closely. This cat acted so human!

He was pretty sure that cats didn't know the alphabet and how did this one

know how to draw? What were the chances that a black cat that

materialized out of nowhere knew his captain's name?

Not to mention the fact that he was wearing Kai's scarf and had the

same colour eyes as Kai.

Suddenly, an idea struck him like a bolt of lightning, but he shook his

head at the ridiculous idea. Chuckling, he said to himself,

"What in the world am I thinking?! You can't be Kai. Never in a million years.

Besides, the even if you were, how could you have turned into a cat?"

Kai sighed inwardly. He shook his head vigorously to show that he

was right. Rei saw this and looked terrified.

"You mean you are Kai?!" he asked incredulously.

Kai shook his head, if possible, even more enthusiastically.

"Oh, wow, that would explain everything!"

Rei stared at Kai again. He gingerly patted his head. Kai didn't

object, in fact, he seemed to be enjoying it. He closed his eyes and rubbed

his head against Rei's chest again. Rei blushed at this.

He picked him up again and prepared to head over to Kenny's room

when a bloodcurdling scream shook the entire hotel...

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'til next chapter,

Mononoke

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