Feline Appeal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A/N FYI- Kairenren is said: Kairen - rin and Tya is said: tie- ah. Some of u may ask y don't I sometimes say who says what, well, that's because its unnecessary or you already know who says it. Either that or it dusn't matter who says it. Another thing is, to clear up confusion, this is how it is done: "..." speaking (...) thinking *...* action got it? Okay! On wit da fic! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tyson was a girl. Tyson gaped at this. He couldn't believe it! Kairen
did a cat snicker. Tyson buried his face between his paws.
"I suppose we need a girl name for you too then"
"Talia?"
"Na, sounds too much like Tala."
"Tya?"
"I suppose that's okay."
"Tya it is then."
Tya, though, did not seem the very least happy. A scowl looked
permentaly etched on his face as he slinked off.
"Okay then...does anybody have any clue about how they became cats??"
asked Max.
"Well, obviously, either it was something they ate or someone cast a spell on
them." Stated Kenny simply.
"Okay, then lets start with last nights restaurant. Did Kai- I mean Kairen- ,"
said Kenny nervously after Kairen hissed at him, "Did Kairen and Tya eat
anything that we didn't eat?"
"Well, they both drank that drink, Pineapple Passion Punch, I think it was
called." Said Rei.
"Hmm, that may be it."
"I have some big news for you guys!" said a voice.
Everyone turned to the direction from which it came. Dizzi spoke up
again,
"I heard from Dranzer, who heard from Wolborg, who heard from Tala, who
heard from Boris that Boris slipped something into you drinks last night. He
also said something about revenge."
"But then what does that have to do with Tyson?" asked Max
"Since there were two drinks, he didn't know which one would end up with
Kairen so he slipped half the potion into Kairen's drink and the other half into
Tya's drink.
~~~~~~Flashback at the Restaurant last night~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Muahahaha!" grinned Boris evilly from underneath his chef outfit.
"I will get my revenge!!" he shouted.
All around, the chefs looked at him strangely.
"You mean my revenge!" growled Volataire from under his chef robes and
hat.
"Yes, master, your revenge."
"Watch that chicken," someone called out.
Boris looked down at his stir-fry chicken just in time to see it light up
into flames.
"Mooooooooommy!!!!!" he yelped as the hot stove burnt his hat.
"You fool! What do you think you are doing?"
Suddenly, the smell of something burning reached Boris' and
Voltaire's nose.
"What the heck?!" shouted Voltaire
"It's your lasagne," snickered Boris.
At that same moment, the stove exploded and lasagne bits flew
everywhere. Burnt lasagne bits that is.
"Ugh," Volataire moaned.
"Thank God you didn't become a chef," muttered Boris under his breath.
"What did you say?!" roared Voltaire.
"Nothing, I just said, uh, um...I wish I was a real chef. Hehehe,"
Voltaire snorted.
"Oh, here are the orders for Kai's drink. Put this into his drink."
"Yes, master," and with that, Boris headed off to do as he was told.
When he got there though, there were two drinks for him to choose
from.
"Oh man, why can't Voltaire do his own dirty work," he grumbled.
Finally, he decided to put half into one drink and half into the other...
~~~~Back to the Present~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"What do we have to do now?" asked Max quizzically.
"We need cat supplies," Kenny said simply.
"Let's go then," Rei tugged at Max's shirt and bent down to gather Kairen
into his arms.
Max took a piece of rope and tied it securely around Tya's fat neck.
They headed out of the apartment and sauntered to the pet store. Rei had
Kairen in his arms and had a bit of trouble walking as Kairen made him
unbalanced. However, he did not let her go, as he was afraid she'd get lost.
The day was hot and sweltering and neither Max nor Rei felt good.
Especially Rei since his Chinese outfit was so heavy.
Fan girls swarmed around Rei as he tried to make his way to the pet
store.
"Can I have your autograph?"
"What a cute cat!"
"You are so sexy Rei!"
"Do you want to go out with me?"
"You are my favourite Bladebreaker!"
"Sign here please!"
Rei looked hopelessly lost as papers and girls were thrust into his face.
Kairen hated the girls asking his Rei out. (My Rei? Must be all this cat stuff
getting to my head) He hissed and lashed out at Rei's fan girls. Several girls
retreated and left Rei alone.
"What a nasty cat."
"Ooh, feisty, but I like that character trait. So how about a date?"
"Eeeek! My beautiful arm! Damaged! Ruined! *sobs*"
Rei attempted to pacify the cat, and succeeded after the last fan girl
left. He looked over at Max and saw that he was having the same problems.
He walked over to Max and whispered,
"Tell Tya to scratch the girls."
Max did this and sent the girls flying. Tya was only too happy to
oblige, as he hated any girl near Max. (Why the heck did I say that? Well, I
suppose it wouldn't hurt to like him. After all, I am a girl now. Being a girl
does have its advantages, but I still hate being a girl)
"Thanks Rei," said Max gratefully.
"No prob man." Said Rei cheerfully.
They entered the pet store named Petsmart. They headed over to the
cat section and looked at the cat collars. Rei was fingering a white collar
when he heard Max yell,
"Ouch! Okay then! I won't get pink!"
Rei chuckled at the thought of Tya wearing a pink collar. Kairen
growled at Rei to hurry up. Kairen tried to scratch the white collar to show
he didn't like it. Rei put it back down,
"I didn't think you would look good in it either. How about red? Red works
for both guys and girls. So how about it?"
Kairen nodded his furry head and purred. (a/n Kairen seems to be
doing that a lot doesn't he)
Rei put the red collar into the shopping cart and went over to Max to
see how he was doing with Tya.
Max had picked out a blue collar and blue leash. Rei groaned. (So
that's what I forgot) He went back and selected a red leash to keep him
secure.
"What else do cats need?" asked Max cluelessly.
"Umm, how about their food, water and food bowl, catnip, and litter box.
Oh yeah, and don't forget they need litter too."
"So many things!!"
They finally succeeded in gathering every last item needed. Kairen
and Tya was not too happy with a yellow litter box and purple water bowl
though. In addition, they bought several combs to keep them neat and tidy
and a couple of toys to keep them busy. They couldn't beyblade since they
were cats.
At the cashier, there was a looooong wait. There were 10 people
ahead of them, all with large purchases. Max and Rei sighed, so much for
having a brunch. At this rate, it'll take until 1pm to get back to the hotel!
A noise from behind them sent the cats into hysteria...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A/N What's going to happen? Where did that noise come from? What noise was it? Review and you'll find out! So please review and tell me what you think!
'til next chappie,
Mononoke
Ps. Chek out my other fic called Sweet Revenge
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A/N FYI- Kairenren is said: Kairen - rin and Tya is said: tie- ah. Some of u may ask y don't I sometimes say who says what, well, that's because its unnecessary or you already know who says it. Either that or it dusn't matter who says it. Another thing is, to clear up confusion, this is how it is done: "..." speaking (...) thinking *...* action got it? Okay! On wit da fic! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tyson was a girl. Tyson gaped at this. He couldn't believe it! Kairen
did a cat snicker. Tyson buried his face between his paws.
"I suppose we need a girl name for you too then"
"Talia?"
"Na, sounds too much like Tala."
"Tya?"
"I suppose that's okay."
"Tya it is then."
Tya, though, did not seem the very least happy. A scowl looked
permentaly etched on his face as he slinked off.
"Okay then...does anybody have any clue about how they became cats??"
asked Max.
"Well, obviously, either it was something they ate or someone cast a spell on
them." Stated Kenny simply.
"Okay, then lets start with last nights restaurant. Did Kai- I mean Kairen- ,"
said Kenny nervously after Kairen hissed at him, "Did Kairen and Tya eat
anything that we didn't eat?"
"Well, they both drank that drink, Pineapple Passion Punch, I think it was
called." Said Rei.
"Hmm, that may be it."
"I have some big news for you guys!" said a voice.
Everyone turned to the direction from which it came. Dizzi spoke up
again,
"I heard from Dranzer, who heard from Wolborg, who heard from Tala, who
heard from Boris that Boris slipped something into you drinks last night. He
also said something about revenge."
"But then what does that have to do with Tyson?" asked Max
"Since there were two drinks, he didn't know which one would end up with
Kairen so he slipped half the potion into Kairen's drink and the other half into
Tya's drink.
~~~~~~Flashback at the Restaurant last night~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Muahahaha!" grinned Boris evilly from underneath his chef outfit.
"I will get my revenge!!" he shouted.
All around, the chefs looked at him strangely.
"You mean my revenge!" growled Volataire from under his chef robes and
hat.
"Yes, master, your revenge."
"Watch that chicken," someone called out.
Boris looked down at his stir-fry chicken just in time to see it light up
into flames.
"Mooooooooommy!!!!!" he yelped as the hot stove burnt his hat.
"You fool! What do you think you are doing?"
Suddenly, the smell of something burning reached Boris' and
Voltaire's nose.
"What the heck?!" shouted Voltaire
"It's your lasagne," snickered Boris.
At that same moment, the stove exploded and lasagne bits flew
everywhere. Burnt lasagne bits that is.
"Ugh," Volataire moaned.
"Thank God you didn't become a chef," muttered Boris under his breath.
"What did you say?!" roared Voltaire.
"Nothing, I just said, uh, um...I wish I was a real chef. Hehehe,"
Voltaire snorted.
"Oh, here are the orders for Kai's drink. Put this into his drink."
"Yes, master," and with that, Boris headed off to do as he was told.
When he got there though, there were two drinks for him to choose
from.
"Oh man, why can't Voltaire do his own dirty work," he grumbled.
Finally, he decided to put half into one drink and half into the other...
~~~~Back to the Present~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"What do we have to do now?" asked Max quizzically.
"We need cat supplies," Kenny said simply.
"Let's go then," Rei tugged at Max's shirt and bent down to gather Kairen
into his arms.
Max took a piece of rope and tied it securely around Tya's fat neck.
They headed out of the apartment and sauntered to the pet store. Rei had
Kairen in his arms and had a bit of trouble walking as Kairen made him
unbalanced. However, he did not let her go, as he was afraid she'd get lost.
The day was hot and sweltering and neither Max nor Rei felt good.
Especially Rei since his Chinese outfit was so heavy.
Fan girls swarmed around Rei as he tried to make his way to the pet
store.
"Can I have your autograph?"
"What a cute cat!"
"You are so sexy Rei!"
"Do you want to go out with me?"
"You are my favourite Bladebreaker!"
"Sign here please!"
Rei looked hopelessly lost as papers and girls were thrust into his face.
Kairen hated the girls asking his Rei out. (My Rei? Must be all this cat stuff
getting to my head) He hissed and lashed out at Rei's fan girls. Several girls
retreated and left Rei alone.
"What a nasty cat."
"Ooh, feisty, but I like that character trait. So how about a date?"
"Eeeek! My beautiful arm! Damaged! Ruined! *sobs*"
Rei attempted to pacify the cat, and succeeded after the last fan girl
left. He looked over at Max and saw that he was having the same problems.
He walked over to Max and whispered,
"Tell Tya to scratch the girls."
Max did this and sent the girls flying. Tya was only too happy to
oblige, as he hated any girl near Max. (Why the heck did I say that? Well, I
suppose it wouldn't hurt to like him. After all, I am a girl now. Being a girl
does have its advantages, but I still hate being a girl)
"Thanks Rei," said Max gratefully.
"No prob man." Said Rei cheerfully.
They entered the pet store named Petsmart. They headed over to the
cat section and looked at the cat collars. Rei was fingering a white collar
when he heard Max yell,
"Ouch! Okay then! I won't get pink!"
Rei chuckled at the thought of Tya wearing a pink collar. Kairen
growled at Rei to hurry up. Kairen tried to scratch the white collar to show
he didn't like it. Rei put it back down,
"I didn't think you would look good in it either. How about red? Red works
for both guys and girls. So how about it?"
Kairen nodded his furry head and purred. (a/n Kairen seems to be
doing that a lot doesn't he)
Rei put the red collar into the shopping cart and went over to Max to
see how he was doing with Tya.
Max had picked out a blue collar and blue leash. Rei groaned. (So
that's what I forgot) He went back and selected a red leash to keep him
secure.
"What else do cats need?" asked Max cluelessly.
"Umm, how about their food, water and food bowl, catnip, and litter box.
Oh yeah, and don't forget they need litter too."
"So many things!!"
They finally succeeded in gathering every last item needed. Kairen
and Tya was not too happy with a yellow litter box and purple water bowl
though. In addition, they bought several combs to keep them neat and tidy
and a couple of toys to keep them busy. They couldn't beyblade since they
were cats.
At the cashier, there was a looooong wait. There were 10 people
ahead of them, all with large purchases. Max and Rei sighed, so much for
having a brunch. At this rate, it'll take until 1pm to get back to the hotel!
A noise from behind them sent the cats into hysteria...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A/N What's going to happen? Where did that noise come from? What noise was it? Review and you'll find out! So please review and tell me what you think!
'til next chappie,
Mononoke
Ps. Chek out my other fic called Sweet Revenge