Kawaii Kitties!

TK: So sorry! I just had a lot of stuff to do, plus I really like this guy, and I know he likes me, but he's too freakin shy 2 ask me out! *sniffles* ah well, u probably didn't want to know that! ^^| I know I know, I hafn't updated 4 2 freakin months... so sorri! While the Bbreakers r comin, I'll entertain u with my Yami!

Yami TK: This is the sorry excuse of a fanfic ur writin?! ITS GOT NO BLOOD! HOW CAN IT B GUD? I'M OUTTA HERE!

TK: And that, my friends, was my yami. I recently unlocked her from my soul... oi, I was so scared I fainted, thankfully at home, and wen I wake up, there's like my twin standing over me with a black cape. I've been introducing her to a lot of fics I reviewed, but unless there's blood, she hates them... lol. R THEY STILL NOT HERE?!

Yami TK: Gimme the key! I want out!

Bbreakers: *saunters in*

TK: UR ALL LATE!! HOW CAN U JUST WALK IN LIKE THAT?

Kai: *smirks* easy, like this. *walks slowly*

TK: -.-' *sigh* well, now that they r here, ROLL THE FILM! Oh btw. This chappie is dedicated to my reviewers, Cat (anonymous) and Mystik4L M3nt@LneZz!! Love ya guys! Don't 4get to read ur reviewer reply at the bottom!! ^^ cya!

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Kairen sat on the ledge of some brick wall. She was currently thinking.

(Yami TK: that's so boring! Geeze! TK: SHUT UP! sorri! ^^')

(So why did I save him? I hate that stupid, idiotic, demented, slob, pig,

gluttonous, fat, Mr. know- it- all, lazy, good for nothing, terrible, maniac,

hog, dense, slow, dull, brainless, dim-witted, foolish, unintelligent, daft,

nutty, thick- headed, senseless, rash, impulsive, incompetent, foolish,

ineffectual, hopeless, doomed to failure, futile, worthless, ineffective,

insignificant, trivial, snobby, cocky, smug, arrogant, egotistical, big- headed,

proud, over confident, brash, conceited, swaggering, pompous, frea-)

"MEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOW!" a large gray cat was staring at her from the

ground and had little hearts in his eyes.

Disgusted, Kairen turned away, but suddenly cat emotions swelled up

in her and she had the urge to throw herself on the ground and writhe around

to show off her sexuality. Gasping, she thought maybe Rei would know

what's wrong and she dashed off in the direction of her hotel with the gray

cat chasing after her...

~~~~~Rei~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(Where was Kairen?! I'm so worried! I hope she hasn't got run over by a car!

She is a strong cat, she can take care of herself) Rei told herself,

remembering, when he had woken up in a bad dream, but one look at Kai

had chased away every nightmarish thought in his head. Suddenly, Kairen

dashed through the window and jumped up, closing it. A gray furry skull

smashed into the glass and plummeted down, down to the sidewalk below...

(Yami TK: Wel?? Wat r u waitin 4? Tell us how the blood leaked out of its

head and how badly its leg was mangl- TK: who wud wanna noe that?!

Ewww... Yami TK: ME!! ^^ TK: -.-')

Kairen jumped onto Rei's lap and purred as she settled herself in Rei's

arms. Looking up, she noticed how white and soft Rei's skin looked, and

how the once boyish face had now been replaced by an older, more

handsome one. Rei's eyes, blinked, naively at Kairen who was contented to

stare at him. Kairen found herself lost as she drowned in the pools of honey

in Rei's eyes. Likewise, Rei looked deep into Kai's eyes and found his face.

Kairen was staring at him? Rei blush and tried to get up, but Kairen held

him down.

This time, her cat emotions were too strong to resist and she had to

choice but to go along with them. Writhing and twisting on the ground in a

sexual manner, she licked her lips and made a couple cat calls to attract

males from around. Rei was sort of confused, he had read about this

behaviour before, but forgot what it meant. He himself had never

experienced it. As he cautiously approached her, she lashed out at him,

lightly scratching his hand. Then it hit him. It hit him so hard, he blushed

and sat down, unsure of what to do.

Kairen was officially in heat... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I HIGHLY SUGGEST YOU READ THE AUTHORS NOTE!! VERY IMPORTANT!!!!

A/N, ok just to clear things up, in case u still don't know what I am talking

about, Kai is in season, meaning it's the time of the year when females go

out and get themselves fertilized too have kittens! Here is how it works. The

female is always the dominant figure while er, having sex. I'm NOT writing

an R rated fic, so don't worry, younger readers can still read this. The

female will wander into favoured male territory when in heat. Making catcalls

to attract other males to come. They will gather around in a circle around

the female and she will then proceed, to writhe and wriggle around to show

herself off. Usually the owner of the territory will try to get closer first, but

she will lash out at him. She will be the first to decide who gets with her. To

get closer to her, the males advance when she isn't looking. It's kind of like

playing "Statues" or "Red light, Green light". When a male is close enough,

he will grab her neck, which makes her freeze, and quickly go up her (^^;)

and out. He quickly retreats and his work is done. The rest of the group will

do the same and finally, the female will be tired, so she goes home. And

that is how cat's mate! Thanking for listening to Prof. TK's lecture.

Audience: *snoring*

TK: ^^; cuz this one was so short, I promise the next one will be up sooner! And now is the moment we've all been waitin 4! Reviewer replies and plushies for those who voted! ^^ (read last chappie)

I luv Kai- Thanx 4 ur review! Here's ur (insert name) plushie! ^^;

Minky2003- Hey! Thanx! And don't worry, this will be completely NON SLASH, YAOI, or SHOUNEN AI W.E! ^^

Mystik4L M3nt@LneZz- Thanx! Ur so encouraging!! And don't worry! I won't abandon this cuz u've given me enuf support to go on! ^^ even though u didn't vote, I'm givin a (insert name) plushie!! And this chappie is dedicated to u! (as said above) thanx!

Cat (anonymous)- Thanx 4 ur support too! This chappie is also dedicated 2 u! thanx a lot! And like Mystik4L M3nt@LneZz, u get a (insert name) plushie!

kai's red devil- Thanx! Lol, glad u like randomness!

Silver and Yami Sakura- Thanx 4 faithfully reviewin, I'll dedicate a chappie to u later. Not that ur not as good or anything, but I figured if 2 ppl shared a chappie it wud b ok, but 3, wudn't be as good, so yea. U'll get ur own lil chappie! Hows that sound? U don't hafta share! ^^ well thanx again!

blackdranzergirl- Thanx I certainly will!

Kai's Wife (anonymous)- ^^, I guess ur gay until I turn Kai back! Just kiddin! Don't kill me! But hehe, just a lil note, he mite neva b a male again! Oops! I think I said too much... ^^;

MidnightMidlight- There's definitely not gonna b even a hint of yaoi! Don't u worry ur lil head! Just to reassure u there's will NOT be SLASH, YAOI, YURI, SHOUNEN AI OR ANYTHING OF THAT SORT IN MY STORY! Ok? Thanx 4 reviewin!

kai-fan- yea! I luv cats too! ^^

beygirl- Thanx 4 ur vote! Here's ur (insert name) plushie! Kai's very kawaii, ne?