Kawaii Kitties

Kawaii Kitties

Kenny: According to Dizzi, the spell will wear off in a day or two

Kai: Really! Then I can go back to being myself??

Tyson: No more being the fat cat?

Kenny: Yup.

Kai/ Tyson: YES! YES! YES!

Every1 'cept 4 Kai: O.O

Kai: What?!

TK: Never mind. -.-' but remember the words of Ceruberos (CCS) "Expect the unexpected".

Kai: That doesn't sound promising...

TK: Things aren't always what they seem

Tyson: That sounds even worse!

Max: I don't think that you guys are getting off the hook anytime soon.

Rei: Why do you insist on torturing us?!

TK: It's not me, it's my overactive imagination

Kai: Then what do you imagine?

TK: Stuff to put on Kawaii Kitties and all my other fics. ^^ believe me, I just have too much spare time on my hands...

Kenny: Then we've got to keep you occupied!

TK: Schools already doing that and its ruining my life, I won't be able to update probably until 2 weeks later or so. I'll try my best though.

Tyson: Yes! Then we'll be free! Free! ^^

TK: That doesn't mean I won't update entirely, I'll just take longer!

Everyone: *groan*

TK: It's never wise to get your hopes up! I guess you guys learned it a bit too late, anyways, on with the fic!!

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Rei gasped. He couldn't believe Kairen was actually coming into season.

Kairen had to be kept inside or she could get pregnant, and he really didn't

want Kairen to kill him for letting him get her pregnant.

Looking at the black cat agin, he found her lying there, panting. He

pulled out a dish of water and held it by Kairen, she immediately lapped it

up, starting to clean herself. It was a tedious process that took an hour.

Rei seized the moment to run to Max's to see if Ty was ok.

(a/n eh, but Tysons's neva ok)

~~~~~Max's Room~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"So was there any problems or abnormalities with Ty?" Rei asked hesitantly.

"Why would there be?" inquired Max with a naïve look in his eyes.

"Uh, never mind." Rei really didn't feel like explaining about Ty coming into

heat. Max probably wouldn't understand it.

"Okaaaaaaaaaaaay, well, if there is, then I'll tell you okay?" Max said too

cheerfully for Rei's liking. There seriously must be something wrong, who

could seriously be that happy all the time? I'm seriously saying seriously too

much. I should seriously stop saying seriously, but seriously, I seriously

can't stop saying seriously. Rei grinned mentally.

"I'm going to go back now."

"Sure," Max laughed cheerfully. By now, Max's cheerfulness had seriously

irked Rei. He seriously couldn't believe how glad Max was all the time.

(a/n hehe, read the bottom authors note for a "seriously" kool competition)

He walked back to his room and found nothing.

"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!" he

yelled, forgetting to call her by her girl name.

Searching frantically around the room, he seriously looked everywhere.

He even looked in the litter box. He ran out of the hotel anxiously looking

left and right, but there was no sign of the kawaii black cat.

He ran to the nearest alleyways, but still, his hunt for Kai was futile.

He ran back up to the hotel to get Max to help him look, passing by his

room, he saw in his haste, he had forgotten to close his door and his key

was still in the room. Running in and hurriedly grabbing the key, he was

about to run out again when he heard a soft bang around the room. Hope

swelled in his heart as he listened to see if he could here the sound again.

There came the sound again, he heard it coming from Max's room, he

opened the door that connected the two boys suites. There in the little niche

was Kairen! She probably tried to follow me to Max's room, but I closed the

door before she could get out!

(a/n 4 those that don't get it, It's often not just one door that connects the

suites, its two and there is a little space between the two doors. That's

where Kairen got stuck)

He was so happy he hugged her and scratched behind her ears where

he knew she loved best. She meowed though as if to say, stupid baka, how

could you have left me there?!

"I'm sorry, baby." Rei murmured then blushed. He didn't mean to say it; it

just slipped.

Kairen purred, seemingly with happiness as she settled herself in Rei's

arms. (If only Kai was human again then he could hold me too, the same

way I'm holding him) Rei buried his head into Kairen's fur. She smelt so

good and her fur was seriously soft. Rei sighed with bliss. If Kairen was

okay then so was he!

Tucking Kairen in his arms, he headed to Max's to see what he

wanted to eat for dinner.

Max glanced up cheerfully at the bright neon sign flashing

"McDonalds". Rei snorted, he should've known better than to let Max pick

the restaurant. Of all the places he could've gone to, he seriously just had

to pick the one with the most cheerful employees.

They stood by the counter, trying to decide what to get. Everything

was so... greasy. That was seriously the only word to describe McDonald's

food. Sighing, he ordered a "Chicken Mcgrill" (a/n I dunno exactly the name!

Sorri!) That was the only burger that had under 6grams of fat or something

like that. He didn't need to lose weight, but he didn't want to get fat.

~~~~~Hotel Room~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kairen sat boredly on his bed that she shared with Rei, he could've at

least left Ty in the same room so she could torture her! She licked her lips

and stared out the window. SHE WAS SOOOOOOOOO BORED!

*BAM!* Jumping up and raising her hackles she hissed at the door. There

stood Boris.

"Here, kitty kitty..."

~~~~~~Rei and Max~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Unaware of Kairen's troubles, Rei sat eating his burger while listening

to Max chatter on and on and on and on and wait I said that already. This

was seriously boring. Whoever said you couldn't speak while you were

eating? That obviously didn't apply to Max as he grabbed another fry,

"So then Ty turned all pissy and started to sulk..."
Rei wasn't even half listening. He took another bite of his burger but

didn't even taste it. He was thinking about Kairen and whether she would be

all right or not. He sighed, he was thinking about her, AGAIN! He just

couldn't stop! Why?! He snorted,

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI! Were you listening?"

Rei blinked his large innocent eyes,

"Wha? Sorry. Come again?"

"Ty's been acting strange, she kept hissing at the door."

"I think she just wants out, but I don't think you should let her."

"OK then!"

~~~~~Boris's Car~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"MMRRRREEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!" came the muffled cry for help.

Boris chuckled evilly, only he had the antidote for Kairen's troubles,

and unless she wanted to be a cat, then she would join the Demolition Boys!

Kairen tried to scratch out of the metal cage that she was currently in.

Stupid Boris!! How did he know that she was a cat?! Hissing, she tried to

pick the lock, but to no avail. How the hell was she going to get out now?!

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a/n Yep, I'm truly evil now! I let Boris kidnap Kai. MUAHAHAHA!! Don't worry, this is a HUMOR fic so there won't be much angstyness (is that even a word?) Hehe, there are I think 3-4 chappies left, yep, don't worry, you'll see the ending soon enough. Now, the next chappie is gonna b a lot longer, mayb 2,000 words so it definitely won't come out for a bit, how about 2 weeks? I'll try to avg. 1000 words/ week which is bleh! Too much math! Ugh! And here I thot FF.net was a haven from school, apparently not! ^^ well, here's the contest!

Within this chappie, I've wrote "seriously" a lot of times! ^^ ur job is to find exactly how many times I've wrote it. If you seriously want to win, you seriously better start counting! And yes, you can use whatever means possible to help you find the number of times I've said seriously. Good luck finding seriously!

Reviewer Replies!! (yep, every1's fave corner!)

I luv Kai- thanx 4 reviewin and hope u like ur Kai plushie! Isn't it adorable? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and I hope this is long enuf 4 u! if not then the next one should be

Ally (anonymous)- that's for me to know and you to find out and don't go running to my sis cuz even she doesn't know.

Alana-Star- hey! Well, I'm glad u thot it was kewl! Awwwwww, Alana-Star and Leo, sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. ^^ lol, wat type of hanyou is Leo? Dog, wolf, fox, cat...??? ^^ cya!

That's all, I can't believe I only got 3 reviews! *cries* but u can help me out by reviewin! ^^ k? I don't care if u don't like it, if ya don't then tell me! I'm totally open to CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISISM! (no flames, only constructive criticism!)

-Tenma Koneko