Kawaii Kitties

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TK: Aaaaaah, yes, the sweet contentment I get from writing this fic! ^^

Kai: Writing this fic? By that I suppose u mean torturing us...

TK: On the contrary, I don't torture, I just force u 2 undergo cruel treatment of anime characters! ^^

Rei: That's just torture using a fancy term

TK: Um, it is? I don't noe anything ur talking about... *whistles innocently*

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

TK: Er, but u guys don't mind, rite? Hehehe...

Everyone: OF COURSE WE MIND!

TK: U do? Well guess wat boys? I DON'T CARE!! MUAHAHAHA! By torturing u, I make entertainment 4 my faithful readers.

Everyone: *sigh*

TK: How about we start the film? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Rei stared up in horror as the knife came falling down in slow motion.

He raised a hand to see if he could block it.

Out of nowhere, a black shadow streaked past Rei's and Tala's face,

and clung onto Tala's hand.

Kairen was free! Rei panted and quickly pushed Tala off of him. The

red head gasped in pain, as Kai's teeth sank deeper and deeper into his

hand. Tala flung his hand in an effort to get Kai off, but he was a stubborn

one! Hanging on with fierce determination, he used his claws to scratch

Tala.

The injured red head quickly took the other hand and smacked Kai.

Mewing in pain, she collapsed and hit her furry skull on the floor, rendering

her unconscious.

Tala smiled, Kai was never a match for him! Foolish cat! Did he

really think that that would kill him? (a/n Tala thinks Kairen's still Kai and a

male)

His thoughts were interrupted however, when he found himself pinned

to a wall with his own knife at his throat.

Gasping only made it worse as the knife came nearer, nearly biting

into his skin.

"Not so tough are you know, huh?" Rei sneered. Tala made a choking sound

before answer.

"You wouldn't hurt me!" He struggled, but the knife actually sliced into his

skin now, his eyes widened, and he stopped struggling.

"You have hurt countless number of people, countless number of times. Tell

me, what could possibly save your life now?" Rei threatened, and growled,

his eyes turning into slits

His creamy white throat slowly leaked blood. Tala's eyes widened in

horror, who would've thought that Rei, the angel of the group, would actually

kill someone?

Kairen finally regained consciousness and gasped to see Rei with a

knife at Tala's throat. Blood slowly trickled down staining his shirt into a

deep crimson red.

Kairen tugged at Rei's ankle. If he killed Tala, no doubt, they would

be in serious trouble with the law.

Rei looked down, relieved to see Kairen okay. Rei could see that

Kairen didn't want Tala killed and not knowing why, he let go of him.

Tala quietly slunk off, his pride hurt, while holding his throat

Rei, Raven, and Kairen now turn to see Voltaire and Boris still fighting,

using Sailor Moon techniques. (a/n I'm going to lighten the mood now with

some humor!)

"Moon Prism Power!" Voltaire danced around and held a pose like Sailor

Moon.

"In the name of justice I will defeat you!" Voltaire charged

"Moon Tiara Magic!!!" throwing an imaginary tiara, he smirked at Boris.

"Hey! No fair! I wanted to be Sailor Moon!" he whined.

"Oh please! You don't have long enough hair to be Sailor Moon! Plus you

don't have pretty lil robes like mine! You're wearing pants! So there!"

"But you're always Sailor Moon and I'm always the bad guy and I always get

defeated by you!!" Boris complained.

"Well, tough! That's life! Besides, you really are a bad guy!"

Boris grumbled under his breath, then turns and for the first time

noticed Rei, Raven, and Kairen.

"Luna! Come here!" Voltiare commanded Kairen. (a/n Luna is the purple cat

that helps Sailor Moon in her battles)

Kairen turned her head away and stuck her butt in their faces.

"Luna! How dare you disobey me, the moon princess no less!" Voltaire

roared, his face purple.

Rei and Raven sweatdropped as they watched the scene unfold before

them. Sighing, Rei picked up Kairen, who was all too happy to snuggle into

Rei's arms and ran.

"Come back here you stupid cat! Play your part properly!" Voltaire

attempted to run after Kairen, but tripped on his robes and fell face first.

"Arg!!" Voltaire's face is now red, "Go after them you fool!"

"I can't, I'm the bad guy remember, I can't hurt my own people." Boris

answered calmly.

"Arg! Okay! I name you Chibi Moon! Now go!"

"I don't want to be Chibi Moon!"

"There's no way I'm letting you be Sailor Moon!"

"Then I don't go."

They stayed there and kept arguing for the rest of the night, when

Voltaire finally cracked and decided that Boris could be "Sailor Moon 2".

"What do we do about Max?"

Rei grinned and whipped out his celly. He punched in 9-1-1 (a/n

that's the emergency number in my city, TO, so I'm just gonna use it).

"'Ello?" a scratchy voice sounded over the phone.

"I have a friend who's unconscious because he hit his head on a pole." Rei

explained.

"Yoo have a friend who's mental because he hid his bed in a hole?!" the

scratchy voice sounded back.

"No! I have a friend who's un-con-scious because he hit his head on a

pole." Rei said slowly so the person could understand. He couldn't even tell

if it was a woman or a man!

"Yoo got a tent who's un-con-scious because it bid its lead on a role?" the

voice was hesitant and seemed to be scared.

"NO! I NEED AN AMBULANCE!" Rei screamed into the phone, frustrated by

the person's lack of understanding.

"Yoo feel a Pamela Anderson?"

"NO! GET SOMEONE WHO CAN UNDERSTAND ENGLISH!" Rei roared, his

face red with anger.

"I CAN UNDASTAND ENGLEESH!" the voice defended itself.

"And I'm a flying donkey." Rei said sarcastically.

"Yoo are? Are you sure yoo don't need a mental institute?" the voice

sounded... concerned.

"NO! I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!" Rei couldn't take it any longer and hung

up.

"Dumb kids and their prank calls!" the voice grumbled as the line clicked

dead.

Raven was laughing so hard she fell on her but and kept rolling around.

Her entire body shook and she had tears in her eyes. Rei glared at her, it

wasn't his fault!

Rei called again, hoping that the same person didn't pick up. Lady

luck didn't favour him as he clicked the phone shut when a scratchy

"'Ello?" sounded.

"We'll just have to call a taxi."

Pretty soon a taxi pulled up and Max was stuck in the left back seat

while Rei and Raven sat in the middle and right back seat.

Raven shyly asked if she could hold Kairen, and Rei obliged. Holding

Kairen gently, she couldn't help but think of when Rei said that Kai meant

the world to him. Did that mean Rei was in love with Kai? (she also thinks

that Kairen's still a guy) But that would make Rei gay! He couldn't be gay...

could he? Only one way to find out!

"Rei, are you gay?"

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A/n there ya are! Another chappie! I noe I noe, bad me for making such a short chappie! But hey, at least I found my floppies! ^^ Thanx for reading and hopefully can u review? -Tenma Koneko

Starfire (anonymous)- Hey! That's okay, I love long reviews! And there just mite b a sequel. Not sure, but don't worry, its not over yet. About 2 or 3 more chappies. And the ending will b quite a shocker! So stay tuned!

Cyber-Shady- You did? Which e-mail? kawaii_kitty_lover or sunny_fireball? Cuz I recently got a whole load of ppl adding me to their MSN list on both accounts so I'm confused! ^^; hope ta talk to u soon!

Ally- But that wouldn't b fair to all my other readers now wud it? Besides I'm proofing all my chappies so their better. Update urs soon! Ps. Tell me wen we haf cell group next

Shadowcat (anonymous)- ur comp broke down? Is it better now? Awww! And thanx, I personally think that my fics are junk compared to all the others out there though I try my best. I'm flattered and hopefully u can review!

Avatar of Vengence (anonymous)- I don't know wat ur problem is but if u don't like my fic then don't read it. Or at least tell me wat I did wrong so I can see wat I can do. Flaming some1 is so out rite now

Nessi (anonymous)- thanx a lot! Ur support is really appreciated! Hope u like this chappie!

Dark-anime-slave- HAHA! I LOVE UR REASONS! U R SO FUNNY!! Please review and lite up my day with ur jks. Seriously, that was my laugh of the day!

Driger&Dragoon(anonymous)- really? U think so? Wow, glad u like it! And yea I noe they were but I thot it wud gif readers a refreshing new look on the D-boys! ^^ hope ta cya! And yea, we cud haf a Rei glomping session together! That wud b waaaay cool!

Lloyd's girl- hehe, love to, but that wud b overstepping the boundaries as per the contract I had them sign. So yea. *ahem* sorri to disappoint u!

Icy(anonymous)- I guess but wat if ur on the verge of dying and u've neva had the chance to tell the person u luv that u luv them? See my point? And if ur thinking it'd b weird 4 Tala then yea, that's y he's confused. Only, he dusn't show up anymore. Lol.

Spotstar- glad u like it. So number wud this review b?

Alana-star- Thanx for being a great reviewer and constantly reviewing. U don't know wat that means to me!

Droopy1389- lol, now u. sorri for the late update.

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