So sorry its taken so long but after moving, I had to leave for a summer
camp program. But I'm back..and here's the next installment to the story.
Thank you to my loyal fans.you guys rock!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, if I did then I would have both Kurama and Kuronue locked away for me personally, but that'll never happen. * sigh *
Chapter 3 (the real chapter three) Can I have a cookie?
"Buy!"
"Sell!"
"Buy!"
"Sell!!"
"Buy!"
"Ergh, WILL YOU ALL PLEASE SHUT UP!" screamed at outraged Botan, so angry that she was practically ripping out her turquoise-blue hair. The room fell silent.
This little argument had been going on for about an hour or so. Botan abruptly snatched the remote from Kuwabara's small grip and switch off the television.
"Why can't you all try and be more like Hiei, here?" she said pointing at the silent child that had been sitting on his fluffy pillow watching the comments on stocks fly back and forth.
Botan stopped. "Oh boy, I never thought that I'd utter that phrase in my entire life" she said in disbelief. She put her hand to her head.
"These babies are getting to my head" she said hysterically.
"Who ya callin' a bwaby?" the small kitsune questioned, "I'm no bwaby! I'm twee!" Kurama said defensively holding up three chubby fingers.
Botan sighed and muttered something. She looked around at the small chibi's and pointed to the couch.
"Sit there, please and wait until I come back. I must make a phone call." She said while ushering the small children onto the couch. She walked away with one last glance.
**On the phone**
Botan glared at the phone as to try and melt it with her stare. Again Koenma had not answered, she received another stupid message:
"Koenma is currently unable to receive your call due to pressing matters or nappy time. Please leave your name, phone, message, and if you are a blackmailer or not and will see if he can get back to you.Beep."
She slammed the phone down hard and muttered many curses unbotanlike, mainly "Koenma is a little stuck-up jack-ass". ~~~~~~~~~~~~Meanwhile, back with the chibi's~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kurama glided over and plopped down next to Hiei. Hiei continued to contently stare at his small feet while sucking his thumb.
The small youko poked him rather hard in his left shoulder. Hiei through an evil baby glare at him.
"Hiyaz, can ya speak? Yowr awfuwy quiet" Kurama asked.
"Yes" said Hiei meekly.
"Guess what I saw over in the kwitchen?" the fox said smirking.
"What?" Hiei asked, not quite interested.
"Cookies!" yelped the chibi. All eyes turned to Kurama.
"COOKIES!" yelled all the chibi's as the gathered around Kurama.
"Yea, lotsa them and I think I know how ta get 'em" he said with a mischevious glint in his eyes. They all huddled as Kurama began to appoint positions for his plan. Hiei just sat there, with the same expressionless face.
~~~~~~~~~~Back to Botan~~~~~~~~
Botan sighed and hit her head against the wall a couple of times.
"I need asprin, Tylenol, and a rope.to strangle Koenma" she groaned. ~~~~~~~~Back to the chibi's~~~~~~~~
The chibi's had all agreed, even Hiei though not as enthusiastic, to get the cookies. They were currently climbing on each other's backs in what appeared to be a chibi tower, in this order, from top to bottom:
Yukina
Keiko
Kuwabara
Yusuke
Hiei
Kurama
Yukina's out grasped hand was merely an inch away from grabbing the plate of cookies. "Must.Grab.Cookies" she panted.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back to Botan~~~~~~~~~~~~ Botan walked slowly into the living room to find it empty.
"Oh my god, where are the babies?" she shrieked before noticing the chibi tower in the kitchen across the room. Her face went pale and she ran over to them.
"What are you doing?" she yelled causing Yukina to drop the plate she had just grasped onto the counter and making kurama lose his footing. They were all falling!
Yukina fell down onto Yusuke, her small butt landing on his face. Kuwabara held on to the counter and struggled to hold on because Keiko was grasping to his leg in fear of falling.
Hiei meanwhile had fallen and tumbled into a bag of flour that was on the ground, while Kurama had taken the liberty to hop on a chair, then on to the counter top where he repeatedly began to throw cookies into his mouth.
Botan just stood there aghast in the doorway. She slowly began turning beet red and you could practically see steam coming out of her ears. She stomped toward the little fox pup and glared down at him.
Kurama took one look at her and shrank back in fear. He laughed nervously.
"Uhhh, Want a cookie?" he asked extending his hand.
*Hope you liked this chapter. I'll be putting a new one up as soon as possible. Sorry for the delays. DMChic27
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, if I did then I would have both Kurama and Kuronue locked away for me personally, but that'll never happen. * sigh *
Chapter 3 (the real chapter three) Can I have a cookie?
"Buy!"
"Sell!"
"Buy!"
"Sell!!"
"Buy!"
"Ergh, WILL YOU ALL PLEASE SHUT UP!" screamed at outraged Botan, so angry that she was practically ripping out her turquoise-blue hair. The room fell silent.
This little argument had been going on for about an hour or so. Botan abruptly snatched the remote from Kuwabara's small grip and switch off the television.
"Why can't you all try and be more like Hiei, here?" she said pointing at the silent child that had been sitting on his fluffy pillow watching the comments on stocks fly back and forth.
Botan stopped. "Oh boy, I never thought that I'd utter that phrase in my entire life" she said in disbelief. She put her hand to her head.
"These babies are getting to my head" she said hysterically.
"Who ya callin' a bwaby?" the small kitsune questioned, "I'm no bwaby! I'm twee!" Kurama said defensively holding up three chubby fingers.
Botan sighed and muttered something. She looked around at the small chibi's and pointed to the couch.
"Sit there, please and wait until I come back. I must make a phone call." She said while ushering the small children onto the couch. She walked away with one last glance.
**On the phone**
Botan glared at the phone as to try and melt it with her stare. Again Koenma had not answered, she received another stupid message:
"Koenma is currently unable to receive your call due to pressing matters or nappy time. Please leave your name, phone, message, and if you are a blackmailer or not and will see if he can get back to you.Beep."
She slammed the phone down hard and muttered many curses unbotanlike, mainly "Koenma is a little stuck-up jack-ass". ~~~~~~~~~~~~Meanwhile, back with the chibi's~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kurama glided over and plopped down next to Hiei. Hiei continued to contently stare at his small feet while sucking his thumb.
The small youko poked him rather hard in his left shoulder. Hiei through an evil baby glare at him.
"Hiyaz, can ya speak? Yowr awfuwy quiet" Kurama asked.
"Yes" said Hiei meekly.
"Guess what I saw over in the kwitchen?" the fox said smirking.
"What?" Hiei asked, not quite interested.
"Cookies!" yelped the chibi. All eyes turned to Kurama.
"COOKIES!" yelled all the chibi's as the gathered around Kurama.
"Yea, lotsa them and I think I know how ta get 'em" he said with a mischevious glint in his eyes. They all huddled as Kurama began to appoint positions for his plan. Hiei just sat there, with the same expressionless face.
~~~~~~~~~~Back to Botan~~~~~~~~
Botan sighed and hit her head against the wall a couple of times.
"I need asprin, Tylenol, and a rope.to strangle Koenma" she groaned. ~~~~~~~~Back to the chibi's~~~~~~~~
The chibi's had all agreed, even Hiei though not as enthusiastic, to get the cookies. They were currently climbing on each other's backs in what appeared to be a chibi tower, in this order, from top to bottom:
Yukina
Keiko
Kuwabara
Yusuke
Hiei
Kurama
Yukina's out grasped hand was merely an inch away from grabbing the plate of cookies. "Must.Grab.Cookies" she panted.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back to Botan~~~~~~~~~~~~ Botan walked slowly into the living room to find it empty.
"Oh my god, where are the babies?" she shrieked before noticing the chibi tower in the kitchen across the room. Her face went pale and she ran over to them.
"What are you doing?" she yelled causing Yukina to drop the plate she had just grasped onto the counter and making kurama lose his footing. They were all falling!
Yukina fell down onto Yusuke, her small butt landing on his face. Kuwabara held on to the counter and struggled to hold on because Keiko was grasping to his leg in fear of falling.
Hiei meanwhile had fallen and tumbled into a bag of flour that was on the ground, while Kurama had taken the liberty to hop on a chair, then on to the counter top where he repeatedly began to throw cookies into his mouth.
Botan just stood there aghast in the doorway. She slowly began turning beet red and you could practically see steam coming out of her ears. She stomped toward the little fox pup and glared down at him.
Kurama took one look at her and shrank back in fear. He laughed nervously.
"Uhhh, Want a cookie?" he asked extending his hand.
*Hope you liked this chapter. I'll be putting a new one up as soon as possible. Sorry for the delays. DMChic27